Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Christmas Weirdness

Christmas 1972. Did I not have the most amazing fashion sense even then? I mean what stylish girl DIDN'T wear gogo boots and an Indian headdress? Kind of a precursor to Spice Girls meet the Village People, n'est-pas? Such a trend setter. Ah well, enough of that shocking trip down memory lane...



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This is PURE weirdness. Christmas Day in Pennsylvania hit the 50s. I was walking around on concrete, outside, in bare feet...comfortably. Now I've been known to scamper out to the mailbox in a light snow with no shoes but that's not the same as strolling about aimlessly. It's December in the northern hemisphere! It should not be warm enough to do this on Christmas Day!


I used to give my kids a new tie dyed shirt every Christmas. They finally organized in revolt against that tradition so it stopped a couple years ago. This year my stepmother, bless her heart, ASKED specifically for tie dyed shirts. I was all too happy to provide her with some of my handiwork.


After the "Monty Python toilet paper debacle of Christmas '05" I told Mr. Lime I expected something that showed a wee tad more thought and effort, specifying that it did not mean I expected him to go to huge expense. I understand the concept of 'budgetary constraints' but a roll of joke toilet paper does not exactly express sweet devotion. This year I am proud to commend him for his efforts. I got a 49 square foot crossword puzzle with over 28,000 clues. He complains I do them too quickly. I think this should keep me quite occupied for a long time.

Mr. Lime also gave me a gift card showing he was thinking ahead to our golden years. It said, 'for our retirement' and was attached to the above deed for one square metre of land in Queensland, Australia. I'm an absentee landowner in the land down under! I can't even tell you how hard I laughed when I opened that one. By crikey, I've got some work to do if I'm gonna have land in Oz! There is slang to be learned, pub etiquette to be mastered, vegemite to acquire a taste for....Alright, mate...I'm off then Avagoodone!

Friday, December 22, 2006

Friday 55 & Da Count

FRIDAY 55ish
I am uninspired today. I have too much to finish before we start the annual rounds of visiting and before my in-laws descend upon us. House is mostly painted, presents wrapped, cards sent. Alas, no baking yet so I need to get started. I need a backhoe so the kids can clean their rooms.


DA COUNT
This week I want to count being understood. We all go through that awkward teenage phase where we feel like no one understands us. Some of us will give up part of who we are just to feel accepted and understood. Sometimes that tendency lasts into adulthood, with our partners or families. There is a difference between being encouraged to grow as a human being and being told an basic component of personality is unacceptible. Some of us are lucky enough to receive acceptance no matter who we are. Some are not so blessed. Sometimes the people you'd most expect to be understood by are the least likely to 'get' you, likewise, understanding and acceptance can come from surprising sources.
I'm very thankful for the people who understand me and don't find my foibles to be a deal breaker, who celebrate my quirks, who feel my pains with me, who don't dash my dreams, who lift me up when I need it, and for whom I can do all those things as well.


ETC...
May I just say, 'Moose rocks!' This chick 'gets' me and she just gave me the coolest gift demonstrating that! I just want to say thanks, girl. Moose, I wish you all the strength, wisdom, and energy you need for the difficult things in your life. I wish you peace, love, and joy just because. So you gonna take turns with me testing that set-up you gave me? Come on, you know you want to!

Thanks also to Blackgirl who gave me a pretty darn fine HNT gift as well! I think it will be just perfect for that apres-zipline relaxation!



I'll try to post something on Sunday or so, but in case I miss doing it (and since I expect my posting to be sporadic or non-existant while the inlaws are here next week) I wish each one of you the very Merriest Christmas and Happiest New Year!

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

HNT-Happy Hanukkah



Happy Hanukkah

Mark Leslie's Silly Christmas Lyric Meme

Mark has started a fun meme about what lyrics to Christmas songs we find silly. He wants to know what makes us laugh or scratch our noggins or raise an eyebrow as if to say, 'huh???' Look, he even designed this groovy little button just for it. That's a seriously dedicated meme writer! Either that or he's a procrastinator extraordinaire, one at whose feet I should sit as he dispenses wisdom in the ways of avoiding productivity. But I digress....

Mark Leslie's Silly Christmas Lyric meme

I saw three ships come sailing in,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
And what was in those ships all three,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day?

Mary mild and Christ were there,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;
And all the bells on earth did ring,
On Christmas Day in the morning

What in blue blazes do sailing ships have to do with Bethlehem, donkeys, and stables? Inquiring minds want to know. Where did they find a sailing ship in the Judean desert? And if they could find a ship why did they have to bother with a stable at all? Maybe they should have skipped the sailing ship and gone for an aircraft carrier. I'm told they have fairly extensive medical facilities on board. Mary could have delivered in a nice, clean, well-equipped hospital type environment if they had just put forth the effort. And what's this bit with every bell ringing? Is there historical documentation of every bell in the world simultaneously sounding the day Christ was born?? I mean really....

Yesterday in a fit of silly desperation I braved the crowds and voulntarily entered a Walmart. I needed groceries and to finish some Christmas shopping. It was utter madenss. As always the lines were outrageous. Why they build 20 checkout lines and even at this time of year only have half of them open is way beyond my understanding, but again I digress. I found a line that seemed relatively short and joined it. I had two separate orders, which I am sure made the people behind me less than happy. I was hurrying to get my stuff on the belt and the cashier made eye contact, smiled, and told me not to hurry myself. She chatted pleasantly as she rang everything up. She packed bags properly (Oh, I can't tell you the joy that is a properly packed bag! Seriously, I get a bit annoyed when they put 2 small things in a bag and call it full, or they smash the bread with cans or whatever. Her bags were a thing of beauty....wait, that sounds REALLY wrong.....shopping bags, people! Don't get pervy on me! Ok, I'll stop digressing) Anyway, pleasant demeanor, properly packed bags, efficient and accurate execution of duties...I told her when she was done that whatever she was being payed she deserved double because of all that. I think she almost got a tear in her eye when she said, 'Thank you, it's very rare that people acknowledge that.' Folks, this is a crazy time of year to work retail. If you get good service be sure to tell the person how much you appreciate it.

In other news, I've heard from Susie in India. She sends her greetings to one and all. She is also enduring a rather nasty case of Delhi belly which is putting a big crimp in her travelling style. Feel free to leave her some well wishes either here or at her place.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Trini Tuesday- Leh We Go and Dance Parang

Last year I did an informative post about parang music, Trinidad's seasonal tunes. I had no idea about YouTube or imbedding music or any such thing. This year here is a fun one I found. It's an amateur home video but you'll hear some authentic local tunes and see some geniune moves. Enjoy!




Here is a fun one I remember from when we lived in Trinidad. It wouldn't allow embedding but go listen to them sing 'Bring Out De Ham.'

And if you can actually sit in your chair and not have the urge to dance you might want to have someone take your pulse because boy yuh mus' real be dead!

Happy Trini Tuesday!

Monday, December 18, 2006

A little of this, a little of that...

File under 'Quotes from the House of Lime'....

During a trip to the mall this weekend Mr. Lime asked, 'Do you think anyone would notice if I curled up in the fetal position here on the floor?'

The painting continues at HOL. We were discussing what to do with the den/tv room downstairs. Mr. Lime wants to do the walls with rough lumber to make it look like barn board. I'm fine with that but asked about the one wall of dark panelling I know he doesn't want to have to touch because of the windows on that wall. He said he'd like to ignore it. I crinkled my nose and stuck out my tongue. He offered, 'Maybe I will paint it white.' I recoiled in disgust. He suggested, 'Maybe I will let you do what you want to that wall.' I smiled, nodded and told him he was a smart man.



Dr. Psy wants to know 6 obscure facts about me.

1. I grew up in a purple house. We were the subject of much gossip because in Pennsylvania dutch country purple is NOT an acceptible house color. Ok, the house was white but the door, shutters, trim and garage were all screaming purple...where I grew up that defined the entire house as purple.

2. I learned to ride a bicycle without training wheels when the moderately retarded girl down the street from me taught me. Dad was gone, Mom was a brand new single mother who was trying to keep her head above water. I was embarassed not to be able to ride because even the younger kids on the block knew how. I was getting teased when the retarded girl offered to teach me. I learned more than just how to ride a bicycle that day.

3. I played clarinet for 3 months in 4th grade. I quit because the teacher would only move on when EVERYONE had mastered the previous lesson. One girl NEVER practiced. Consequently, she held us all back. My mother stood over me while I practiced. One can only practice a G and an A for so long before going stark raving mad with boredom so I lied about my assignments and worked ahead. When the teacher heard me playing some song that was weeks away in the lesson book (because I was bored while non-practicing girl was screwing around trying to assemble her stupid clarinet) she yelled at me for working ahead. Forget that! I quit! I wish I hadn't.

4. I was a stripper, a prostitute, a drug dealer, and a homeless person all before I graduated high school...in theatrical productions. Apparently I am more convincing as someone of questionable character than I am as someone sweet, kind, and wonderful. Moi? MWAHAHAHAHA! I also had a lead role as a panic striken carrot in a children's theater production. Meryl Streep, eat your heart out.

5. The most fun role was Mrs. Dibberly, the inebriated mother of the bride who created all manner of mayhem in a live radio show performance.

6. I don't like hard boiled egg yolks. They taste like chalk. I peel the egg, pop open the white and throw away the yolks.



James had a Christmas meme I had to steal.

1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?
Hot chocolate with a great big blob of marshmallow fluff on top. Egg nog makes me feel like I should go shave my tongue when I am done with it.

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree?
Wrapped of course.

3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?
White on the tree and for outlining the house. Colored for bushes and shrubs

4. Do you hang mistletoe?
If I thought it would work I might

5. When do you put up your decorations?
Whenever

6 What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)?
George Clooney in a Santa hat and red silk boxers. Wait, that's a dessert....

7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child?
I just always liked making the rounds of family members. Maternal grandparents on Christmas Eve, paternal grandparents after lunch on Christmas Day. Dinner was at my aunt's place with the whole extended clan. I loved seeing all my cousins.

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?
My parents were rather unconventional about that. There was never a literal North Pole dweller with elves and a workshop, etc. Anyone could be Santa as long as they had the spirit of giving in them. I do remember loving that MY grandfather was the Santa at our daycare one year. I liked being in on the secret.

9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?
Nope

10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree?
With ornaments, you silly thing.

11. Snow! Love it or Dread it?
Love it in it's season, from December to February. Any time outside those months I dread it.

12. Can you ice skate?
I can stand up, go forward, and stop. I look utterly ridiculous doing so. It's always good for a laugh.

13. Do you remember your favorite gift for Christmas?
Receiving, no. Giving, yes. My freshman year of college I had money and time and access to shopping and was able for the first time to get something for each family member that was a surprise for them. Those were my favorite gifts.

14 . What's the most important thing about the Holidays for you?
Being with people I love, remembering the real reason, putting a smile on someone's face.

15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert?
See #6, drizzled with chocolate

16. What is your favorite holiday tradition?
I cannot even begin to choose.

17. What tops your tree?
A punched tin star

18. Which do you prefer giving or receiving?
See #13

19. What is your favorite Christmas Song?
Sacred: O Come, O Come Emmanuel. I love the simplicity of the Latin plain song. I love the lyrics and how they speak of the ancient longing for a Messiah. In a close second is Adeste Fidelis because the Messiah has come. Yep, I want it sung in Latin too.

Secular: Carol of the Bells

Silly: The Grinch Theme. How can you hear that and not want to sing along in the deepest bass voice you can muster? Oh and is Thurl Ravenscroft not the greatest name ever to go with such a voice?

20. Do you like Candy Canes?
You betcha, they go well with hot cocoa

Friday, December 15, 2006

Friday 55 & Da Count

Friday 55

Galavanting across India, avoiding runaway chapati carts, dodging cows, filling up on curry, wrapping up in beautiful saris, taking pictures of saucy fabric sellers, wondering why the keyboards in internet cafes are so sticky, dancing on the beach at Goa, walking in the shadow of the Taj Mahal....Susie is away. I'm hosting Friday 55.


DA COUNT

I was discharged from therapy yesterday after 6 1/2 months. It's hard to believe. I shared a little about some of my fellow patients but today I want to count the two therapists who got Janita working again. They encouraged me when I needed encouragement. They kicked my butt when I needed that. They made a tedious process full of hard work as pleasant as it possibly could be, so much so that never once did I dread going there. They celebrated each increment of improvement with me. They taught me all sorts of amazing things about the anatomy of my arm, wrist, and hand and how to coax the best out of it. They advocated for me and helped me do that for myself. They shared themselves with me and we actually laughed a lot, so much so that it wasn't unusual for the PTs out in the main gym area to poke their heads into the OT room and tell us we were having entirely too much fun.

Sal is a guy in his late 20s. He's actually the director of the clinic. His staff likes to harass him about his position because he's younger than most of them but he does create a professional yet relaxed climate for staff and patients. On weekends he fronts a band. He was invaluable as a guitarist and a therapist in helping me get back to my own guitar. He loves Monty Python and a number of the other silly movies I've seen a zillion times so more than once we movie quoted each other to death. He laughed when he told me yesterday I gave him a great patient story in terms of how I injured myself. With my zipline fall in the backyard he was finally able to trump his colleague who had treated a shoulder dislocation from a roller coaster accident. I thought it was hilarious that I contributed to his one-upmanship. He is absolutely OCD about the arrangement of the OT room and his wardrobe. We discussed the importance of folding the linens correctly and I improved his own life quality by instructing him on proper folding technique for fitted sheets. I brought one in and made him fold it in front of me figuring if he could work me hard in therapy, turn about is fair play. His good humor in all ways kept it light yet never interfered with the job that needed to be done. He worked me hard! He's getting married next summer and I've been privvy to the aggravations of house hunting in our area. I wish he and his fiance the very best.

Helen is my stepmother's age. She came to this career later in life but still has a lot of experience that you just don't get until you've done something a long time. When one treatment or exercise yielded poor results she had the knowhow to be able to tweak or change it to make it effective. She also knew how to really fine tune the effective things to maximize their benifit to me. I remember the look on her face when she evaluated me the first time...professionally veiled astonishment. She admitted yesterday that she thought I was a train wreck and almost had a hard time knowing where to start because of the complexity and severity of my injury. She's also a farmgirl from Pennsylvania Dutch country so we had a certain rapport and outlook on many things due to common cultural roots. It gave us an ability to be humorously direct with each other that really aided the process. She's a typical PA Dutchwoman in that she requires work or activity, either mental or physical to keep happy. She's atypical in that she doesn't let other people's expectations define her and she is a real adventurer. She's currently pursuing a master's degree in a related field so she can expand her practice outside traditional therapy. She inspires me in so many ways.

So there's my count for this week, two amazing people I owe so much.



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Thursday, December 14, 2006

HNT-Alone


Secretly
silently
slowly
receding.
Tresses trail.
Velvet veil
isolates
insulates
darkens
incubates.




HHNT



*thanks to Tommy Gunn for some tone manipulation of an original shot.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

6 Weird Things...Again

Nancy Drew tagged me with this. I tell ya, people must think I am plenty weird because I've done this three times here, here, and here already and I'm being begged for more.

1. I don't enjoy the defining foods of the three cultures I consider myself a part of in some way shape or form. I'm Greek by birth but dislike olives. I grew up in Pennsylvania German culture and LOATHE sauerkraut entirely. The smell alone makes me want to vomit. I lived in Trinidad and was given honorary Trini status (and you know from the various recipes I've shared that I love Trini food) but I really don't care for callaloo.

2. I enjoy cooking and consider myself reasonably competent in the kitchen. I am notorious for unintentionally burning grilled cheese sandwiches though.

3. When making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich it is imperative the pb & j be spread on the bread such that not a molecule of the bread surface shows. It cannot, however, dribble down the sides. The layer must be even and the knife clean of excess pb & j before I put it in the sink. And if the sandwich will not be immediately consumed I spread a very thin film of it on the jelly piece of bread before the jelly goes on so it acts as a barrier to prevent the bread getting overly soggy on that side. These are important considerations, people.....even though I almost never eat the sandwiches I make. This condiment spreading rule is suspended for the use of mayonnaise which I find about as appetizing as a jar of snail trails and snot. I do NOT want to risk having any of that nasty white slime touch my fingers so I don't go to the edge of the bread with it. BLECH!!!

4. When I was a kid and watched The Wizard of OZ I was not scared by the flying monkeys (thought they were kind of cool actually) but the guards and their chanting freaked me right out.

5. I feel less anxiety in a dentist's chair than in a hairdresser's chair. Hhhhmmm, could account for having not a single cavity but having 'wild drugged out hippy hair' as Diana likes to call it.

6. Ok, for this last one I'm simply going to relate last night's dinner conversation as an example....

Mr. Lime was playing with a piece of plastic off a bottled drink by pretending it was first an earring, then a nosering, then a nipple ring. Isaac challenged, 'How about a pee-pee ring!' (Mind you, he's all of 11 years old and I had no idea he was even aware of the concept of genital piercings.) I started laughing as I winced at the idea of such tender bits having needles near them while Mr. Lime made like a macho man and grunted in a deep voice, 'Bring it on!' Isaac retorted dryly, 'Yeah right, Dad. You squeal like a girl over spiders.'

Such are the dinner conversations at Chez Lime.

In case you want more evidence of our strange conversations check here and here. Go on, check, they are short and you know you want to.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Pennsylvania Dutch (German) Tuesday


Since there have recently been some pickle related antics among members of the House of Lime I thought I'd share a dilly of a tradition we have.

I'll be honest, this is not a tradition I grew up with but since being made aware of it, our family has embraced it enthusiastically. Many years ago, my mother-in-law gave us this pickle ornament for the tree. Pickles are symbols of good luck among the Pennsylvania Dutch (Germans) Cosima, is this the same back in Germany? Leave it to a bunch of Dutchies who love to eat to come up with a food as a symbol!

The tradition is to hide the pickle (yes, I know that sounds so very wrong) on the tree after the kiddies have gone to bed Christmas Eve. Whoever finds the pickle in the morning gets an extra gift to open. Now if that doesn't sound like a recipe for a disastrous altercation on Christmas morning I don't know what does! We've gotten around it though by letting the finder of the pickle be the opener of whatever gift is for the whole family. It's also quite amusing to see the kids come out and go straight to the tree and squint into the boughs searching for the pickle before they start trying to see whose name is on which package.

Ok, maybe you think it's weird but it sure beats using sauerkraut as tinsel!

Monday, December 11, 2006

Loosing Patients

I've been in Occupational Therapy for Janita three times a week for 6 1/2 months. That's a long time. I wondered about the record lengths for other patients. Each of my 2 therapists said they could think of about 2 or 3 patients each that had exceded my tenure. Ok, I'm glad at least that I don't have the record, even though I seem to be in the top 5 or 10. It has been interesting to be there that long and have a chance to observe the different therapists and patients who have come and gone.

I'm a people watcher and this has been a unique opportunity for engaging in that pasttime because here you see a group of people who all have some sort of injury or disability in common. That can bring out the best or the worst in people. I have to give kudos to the terrific therapists who deal with the cranky and unmotivated patients as well as those of us who come to do our necessary work with as decent an attitutde as we can muster. Personally, I figure the therapists have a hard job to begin with and they are there to help me. I don't want to make their job harder because it doesn't help either them or me.

Not every patient seems to share that idea. I don't say that to judge them, because some of them are in such excruciating pain or have endured such incapacitating injury they are hard-pressed to function even in simple ways. It's just an observation. That being said, when I met 'Mack' I was rather astonished. He has a pretty nasty wrist injury from an accident at work. He was quite thrilled to describe in precise detail and with an ear-to-ear grin every disgusting stage of the injury and reconstruction and nasty post-surgical complications he suffered. I'll spare you a verbatim retelling, but the imagery is seared into my brain and I don't relish trying to eat after conjuring the memory. Each time we start therapy we are asked to rank our pain on a 1-10 scale, 10 being the worst. Now let my just say, that even having endured a c-sec with failed anesthesia and a herniated disk that flattened me and for which I was threatened with surgery I NEVER used a 10 to describe ANY pain until I had bones sticking out of my arm. Furthermore, I ONLY used a 10 when I was in the ER, before I was reassembled. The post surgical pain was at times 8 or 9, until they found meds that worked for me but never a 10. When Mack sat at the OT table smiling and joking and detailing how he planned to sue his employer and what he planned to do with his award and THEN said he was currently at a pain level of 10 my OT and I quickly exchanged glances that clearly indicated we both thought Mack was full of crap.

'Levan' is one of the patients who just seems embarassed to be there at all. I feel really bad for him because he's a young guy who clearly is in shape but can now barely walk with a cane and can't use his right arm. He avoids eye contact with everyone. He's a new patient with a long road ahead of him. I hope he can somehow manage to embrace the encouragement his therpaists have for him. I wish I could introduce him to...

'Betty' who was there months ago after a broken hip. She was clearly in pain and moving around very slowly with a walker. Regardless of her situation she'd greet everyone with a sincere smile. If you asked her how she was she'd beam and proclaim, 'I'm good and getting better every day!'

And then there is 'Robert' who is recovering from a stroke. He has great difficulty speaking but it doesn't seem to hamper his ability to flirt with the female therapists and joke with the men. He's a real character.

One fellow I enjoyed getting to know and share therapy time with was 'James' who is in his early 50s. He lives a very active lifestyle and is quite fit in spite of a degenerative condition that attacks his joints. He came in after surgery to correct the problem in his arms. He had lived with constant pain for 25 years he said and while he was motivated to do what was necessary to heal he didn't really believe he might be pain free. Our therapist find the right combination of post-surgical treatments that gave him almost complete relief and it was such a delight to share his joy as we cheered each other on through therapy. He was a positive, hard working guy with a good sense of humor who wished me well in my process when he was discharged. I hope he is still enjoying pain free days.

A common topic of conversation in therapy, with those who will talk, is the respective situations that put us in this common place. Again, some folks don't want to discuss it. Others go into excessive detail. Regardless, 'What are ya in for?' is the first question the established patients ask the newbies they meet. It was always interesting to see the reaction to my story. Some would chastise me with, 'A woman your age should know better than to go ziplining.' Others would admonish, 'Well I guess you won't do that again!' To which I'd retort, 'Not without a harness but yeah, I'd go again.' By then they are sure I knocked a screw or two loose. The last group would agree with me that at least I had a good story or tell me to keep my spunk.

There's been quite a parade of patients over the months but it looks like I finally will be the one wishing the others well in their recovery as I walk out the door the last time in the next week or so. I am profoundly grateful for the expertise of my two wonderful OTs who have made the entire process something positive instead of a thing to be dreaded. They've cheered me through the months and we've shared some great laughs along the way. I've still got work to do but it's time to do it on my own.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Friday 55 & Da Count-Calypso

FRIDAY 55
Petite reflection of my younger self twirls to the music only she can hear, sings the song from her own soul, invites the wallflower to dance with her, bestows her smile like the sun when clouds part. Forget your sadness. Join the dance. When her own steps falter sing her sweet song back to her.




DA COUNT


Calypso is my second Limelette. She's the middle child, the brunette sister of a red-head, younger sister of the more than slightly dominant Diana. When she was about 3 and so shy I had a permanent imprint of her face on the front of my thigh things began to change. For the billionth time in her life she heard someone say to Diana, 'Oh what beautiful red hair you have!' Calypso marched up to the woman, stood with hands on hips, looked up boldly and demanded, 'And what do you think of my beautiful BROWN hair!' I was astonished since it was completely out of character for her but I was also impressed.

When she went to school I would hear from teachers how she displayed leadership among her classmates but not in the dictatorial style Diana favored. Calypso, a leader? Really? Wow! Great! She also went out of her way to be kind and helpful to the kids who most seemed to need it, the special ed students in her class and the ones who obviously had unhappy home lives. That part didn't surprise me.

Diana and I are sort of 'plain Janes.' No make-up for us, no flashy clothes. Ok ok, I wear weird tie-dyes and batiks, but it's not glitzy. Calypso has ALWAYS been a fashion plate who knows the trends. She fixes her sister and me when we are in the most desperate need. She's also the one who sneaks make-up....grrrrr.

She has a musical gift that blows my mind. She has played violin, piano, clarinet, and oboe. She can pretty much hear a thing a couple of times and play it back. Her ear is amazing, every teacher she has had is amazed by it. When we went to visit my mother, who plays the harp, Calypso sat down to the harp and started playing from the sheet music my mom had there. Apparently Mom had explained how the notes were arranged and what the basic hand position was and voila.

She's the one who last week declared herself a vegetarian among a family of hunters...during buck season...because killing animals is wrong. We are accomodating each other. It's made my job of preparing and cooking my my carnivore husband and my herbivore daughter more complicated but I respect that she wants to make this choice. Even if it turns out to only be teenage 'rebellion' this is a physically healthy form so who can argue with that?

She needed a haircut a couple of weeks ago and wanted a big change. I made some suggestions and got the typical adolescent blase reserve. The hairdresser measured her hair and told her if she was willing to go short she'd have enough to donate to 'Locks of Love' to make wigs for kids who have lost their hair to cancer or other chronic problems. She gave a 'Whatever' sort of response. The hairdresser made the necessary ponytails (yes, plural) and cut them off exclaiming, 'Wow! You've got enough for 3 wigs here!' Another shrug from Calypso. Then I just looked her in the eye and said, 'Kiddo, you just made three sick, bald girls smile. I'm proud of you.' Finally, I saw the old light flicker in her eyes, the light she always used to get when she helped a classmate.

She's 13 now, which is a somewhat difficult age. And she's developed a strong drama queen streak, which is a concern. She feels like she has to demand attention in not so nice ways right now and there have been occurences I won't share here that worry us. She has all the normal 13 year old worries about being accepted and in some ways, because she's always been very sensitive to the emotional state and caprices of those around her I think she feels it more deeply than many.

So for this week I want to count the gifts that make Calypso truly shine and the gentle assertiveness that has served her well in the past... and hope she finds her way back there soon. She's got so much to offer.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

HNT- More Mad Skillz


So I can curl my tongue, arch a single eyebrow, and dangle a spoon from my nose. Here's a skill that actually has some application. I can squat flat-footed and damn near wrap my knees around my ears. I've been painting my house this week but way back when I graduated from high school I worked on a paint crew. I was ALWAYS assigned the low trim work because the boss thought my method of squatting and skittering along the floor like a crab was as hilarious as it was efficient. He also bestowed upon me the nickname of 'Sacagewea' for the way I squatted while I painted.

I'm a lot older than I was back then but I can still get up and down out of that squat. I can't skitter though, time does take its toll I suppose. Oh, and as one who was once paid to paint may I just say taping is for wimps. Cut in properly and there is no need to tape when you hand paint. Save it for when you are spraying. So I guess you could say I am demonstrating 2 skills here, the squat and cutting in on the trim work.


Happy HNT!



*Tommy Gunn has a really beautiful HNT dedicated to Melody Censor and me this week. Go check it out.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Weird Wednesday-Ooooh, pretty colors!

You all know I've been painting. Any of you who have ever painted have gone through bunches of paint chip colors trying to decide what you want. I have a bag of roughly 47,000 different colors each with their own distinctive name. I want the job of coming up with color names. There are some doozies out there. Here are a few I found in my bag...

'Vanillin.' Easy enough, you'd expect some sort of soft white color right? But why not call it vanilla instead of naming it after and artificial flavoring. How about the real deal. If we are going artificial and I paint my room vanillin, should I do the trim in saccharine?

If I wear 'Fuzzy Slippers' in my 'Boudoir' colored bedroom will you know my feet are pink and my walls are green?

'Overjoy' is a really nauseating shade of gold. I would not be at all overjoyed to stare at it. 'Delight' is pale pink. who decided pink is my delight? What if I think yellow or blue is a delight? Some people are just darned presumptuous.

I have paint chips with shades of green described as 'filmy,' 'liveable,' and 'gratifying.' What tones make a shade of green go from reminding you of the scum on your teeth after a hard night to a tolerable shade to one that just makes you feel glad to be alive?

And while we're at it, I've got a chip for 'Algonquin Trail.' Would the Iroquois, Comanche, or Cherokee have a different colored trail?

Anyone interested in a 'Gypsy Moth' room with 'Wet Concrete' trim? Don't those two colors just conjure up lovely shades?

'Ottertail' anyone? This makes me think of wet animals sliding down muddy embankments....hhhmmm, maybe it matches the hand and footprints of my own muddy son tracking dirt through the house.....I'll take a gallon of that.

'Rip Tide' is kind of a slate color with a tint of green to it. I dunno, I'm thinking maybe it should be the color of the bloated corpse of the drowning victim caught in it. There's another color for you...'Bloated Corpse.'

Why is 'White Room' a putrid, pale chartreuse?

Which color is 'Poetic' and what color are your 'Wishes?' They sure aren't what I think of.

I can say in all truth, however, that I am considering painting my bedroom a shade of pale yellow, with a hint of orange that is called 'Sweet Michelle.' I won't be trimming it in 'Lime' though.

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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Trini Tuesday-Christmas Clean-up

My long time readers may remember this time last year how I described a good, thorough Trini 'spring cleaning' that actually goes on in December. If you don't recall or if you are new take a quick look. It won't hurt. I promise....go on, we'll wait.....Ok, back? Good.

Now I can let you know we have started our Trini cleaning, complete with the painting. We've been in this house 3 years. When we moved in it was covered in some 'very Brady wallpaper' which HAD to be removed. I removed all but one room of it pretty quickly. Oh, there was also a wall full of 12 inch square mirrors with blue and silver swirls through them. They had to go too! So all that was removed right quick. Don't believe me on the ugly factor? Let me show you...and then please tell me in what universe this ever could have been considered tasteful decor.


And then the walls sat bare for 3 years. Why so long? Well let's just say it involves Mr. Lime's extreme aversion to painting, my bad back, Janita, and a living room/dining room/foyer with a single ceiling and a section of 14 ft ceilings involving all sorts of steps to work around.

Sunday was the day we started. Yippee!!!

Oh, and may I say it's REALLY a very nice thing to have a 6'6" friend who likes to paint. He's really good for getting those high spots.

Ok, it's really not that pink. It's more of a brickish color. The flash washed it out but there you have it. The Christmas cleanup, Trini-style, at House of Lime has commenced.

Happy Trini Tuesday!

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Your Turn!

Ok, this went around some time ago. The idea is for you all to prove how well you know me or embarass yourself with how badly you do. Now I am not about humiliating my faithful readers so I am putting a twist on it. If you want to answer the questions honestly feel free, but I am instead going to encourage you to answer them in the crazy way I would normally do a meme. In lieu of that, just get weird on me and make crap up. Entertain me, folks. My migraines finally went away in time for the breakneck weekend I had. (A good, busy, productive weekend, but an exahusting one....let's just say my new motto is 'Thank God it's Monday!') so pardon my somewhat lame excuse for a post today. Oh, and for those who asked....yes, the giant tit is from Woody Allen's Everything You Wanted to Know about Sex...


1. My name:
2. Where did we meet:
3. Take a stab at my middle name:
4. How long have you known me:
5. When is the last time that we spoke/chatted:


6. Do I drink:
7. What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me:
8. What's one of my favorite things to do:
9. Am I funny:
10. What's my favorite type of music:


11. Can I sing:
12. What is the best feature about me:
13. Am I shy or outgoing:
14. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
15. Do I have any special talents:


16. I'm hot? Am I not? Go ahead, you can say:
17. What is my favorite food:
18. Have you ever talked about me behind my back:
19. Am I dating anyone:
20. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:


21. What's your favorite memory of me:
22. Who do I like right now:
23. What is my worst habit:
24. If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring:
25. Are we friends:


26. What is something fun you remember us doing together:
27. Do I believe in God:
28. Am I family oriented:
29. Do I have children:
30. Do I have siblings:


31. Am I successful:
32. what's my favorite movie:
33. Who is my best friend:
34. What kind of car do I drive:

Friday, December 01, 2006

Friday 55& Da Count

FRIDAY 55



The breast* gripped her skull in its claws. She felt each claw pierce her skin, muscles, and bone as the wretched creature peeled back each layer seeking her brain. One inhumane hand pinned her head, the other tore at the flesh. Finally the beast sank its fangs deep and began its slow feast. Another fucking migraine.

*Update 9:35am...Sheri very correctly pointed out that I said a mammary organ gripped my head. It should read beast. So much for my ability to spellcheck. I'm leaving it that way though because it made me laugh when she pointed it out and I needed a laugh. I do however have to address the typo because it just fugs up the whole mood of the 55. Now that I've spent more than 55 words explaining that one word I return you to the regularly scheduled blog...


DA COUNT
Yeah, I'm in a lovely mood. I've been trying to slay that beast since Monday. Every time I think it's gone it comes roaring back. I am NOT a nice person when I have a migraine and when the bastard hangs on for days on end I'm worse. I've taken $75 worth of meds this week and spent $58 at the chiropractor trying to kill the monster. Does anyone else find it obscene to spend that much money on a headache and still have it hanging on?


Add to this a couple of PMSing teenage girls who can't do a damned thing without being argued into it. What I wouldn't give to be able to say, 'Would you please (fill in the blank with whatever minor chore needs doing or a simple request to tiger balm the muscles that are partly triggering this mess)' and have it done without needing to defend the request...just a smile and sweet acquiescence....


It's hunting season so Mr. Lime is largely absent, I understand..meat on the table and all. I am thankful he provides in that way. But oh, did I mention that Calypso has declared herself a vegetarian this week? She's talked on and off about it for a couple months. She chose this week to decide in full and take a stand. Kid, you're lucky I'm upright and cooking anything at all this week. I'm not revamping this week's menu. Deal with it.


Tired of my whining yet? Wondering how on earth this has anything to do with counting what you've got instead of bemoaning what you haven't got?


Well, on April 16, 2006 my surgeon told me I might not ever get full use of my hand back. At that time I couldn't even feel 3 of my fingers (the middle finger being the worst), let alone move them. Being the smart ass I am and having most inhibitions stripped away by the lingering effects of anesthesia, I quipped to him that I'd know things had healed properly when I could flip the bird.


So this week my count is that Janita is healed enough to express exactly how I feel this week (still working on her though, we have some more progress to make).



Sorry, I told you I'm not very nice when migraines get me. In spite of that, I hope everyone has a nice weekend.


*UPDATE 2:43pm: Susie found and sent this image to me stating she had found the monster breast that was crushing my skull. Terrifying isn't it??? By the way, it's her birthday today so feel free to go wish her a happy birthday.

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