Yesterday, I went to an ice cream party at a farm with Isaac. I saw this scene and it cracked me up. I was compelled to call my son over to see it and all his friends followed. I was so glad I had my camera with me so I could share the giggle. I thought TLP in particular might like this since she always finds a rabbit picture for the first of the month over at her place.
There were some stressful days this week. I had a bit of a meltdown on Wednesday. I was talking to a friend who let me cry the blues and then had me cracking up. Wanna hear the joke? Ok...A seal walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What'll ya have?' The seal answers, 'Anything but a Canadian Club.' Ba-dum-bum...Yes, I have a sick love of really bad puns. I have managed to pass this illness onto Isaac. I told him the joke and he laughed and shook his head and told me how bad it was then immeidately started listing who he needed to tell this joke to.
Another friend and I were discussing some of the stupid crap I could put on a resume. I was shaking as I tried to stifle the guffaws late at night. I have visited some hilarious posts from other people this week and really enjoyed them. There's a bunch of crap flying around the House of Lime right now and sometimes I forget to find humor in things. Life is always smoother when I can laugh though. So this week I am counting every giggle, snort, and chortle I have had this week, in between all the other not so funny stuff...as well as the people who provided the levity.
Oh, and let's keep the laughter going. Give me a caption or a Friday 55 or a limerick or a haiku for the bunny picture. I might even reward the best one or let you all vote on which is the best one.
You know, I always wanted to know what it was like to wear someone's ass as a hat...
ReplyDeleteBunny Down Under: "Sigh, Delia! Why do you always have to be so crotchety?"
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Sometimes a bad pun is just what you need for that little pick me up. Laughter really IS the best medicine.
--snow
I posted a 55 today, but it wasn't mine. I'm brain dead this week. I'd like to write something to make you smile, but to write with a broken pencil is pointless!
ReplyDeleteHave a nice weekend!
snow
For the sake of the bottom bunny, I so hope they didn't have cabbage for lunch.
ReplyDeleteAw, Lime, I'm sorry you had a stressful week. I hate when those come along. Eating works for me during those times. Eating and mumbling foul language under my breath. Also making faces is good. Real good. Try it. I swear it feels great.
PS. I'm pilfering your bunny pic.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't resist the haiku:
ReplyDeleteThe rabbits lay piled
Damn his ass is on my face
Hope he doesn't fart
Ok I have some jokes for ya Lime!
ReplyDeleteJoke numero uno:
A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " We don't serve your kind" to which the mushroom answers "Awww common I am a Fun-guy!"
Joke numero dos:
Two strings walk into a bar and order drinks only to be thrown out. One string gets mad and rolls around in the ground in a fit, tying himself, getting dirty and frayed. After his fit he stands up and says " I am going back in and they are serving me a drink!" So he marches back inside and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him through narrow eyes and says "Aren't you that string I just through out?" to which he replies "Nope I am a frayed knot!"
HA HA!
I love my corny jokes!
Dangit I just realized I used through instead of threw....ok I feel like a first grader now LOL
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear the week hasn't been going so good in some areas. I am glad that you have found laughter in it and that you had a friend to talk to.
ReplyDeleteI love the bunny pic!
xoxo
Have a good weekend!
caption for the picture:
ReplyDelete"Somehow, Jimmy didn't have a full concept of tea-bagging someone"
White top rabbit:
ReplyDeleteIt's not going to suck itself!
Brown bottom rabbit:
STFU!
Check out my bloggy today. Methinks you'll laugh.
Caption for picture...
ReplyDelete"Hmmm...tastes like chicken"
Joke:
A bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit, "Excuse me...do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says no. So the bear wipes his a$$ with the rabbit.
(Thanks to Eddie Murphy...that joke cracks my sizable ass up every time)
OK, two attempts at a caption.
ReplyDeleteHow do you like my ass hat. They are in this year you know.
Something tells me this is not the way you are suppose to spoon.
Sorry, not to creative today. Hope things are doing better in the house of lime.
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior> that was going on.
ReplyDeleteSo he called one of his angels and sent the angel to> earth for a time.> >
When the angel returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are> misbehaving and only 5% are not."> >
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second> angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to> earth for a time, too.> >
When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The earth> is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.> > God was not pleased, so he decided to email the 5% who were good, because he> wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep> going.> >
Do you know what the email said?> > > > No?> > > >
Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either.
Here Bunny sits
ReplyDeleteLike a hat on my head
If Bunny shits,
Bunny's gonna be dead.
LOL.........
ReplyDelete"Even bunny's tea bag."
It is 5:30 on a Friday, my head is throbbing, so I will send a smile. Or two.
ReplyDeleteGiggle? I fell off my chair with at pic. Great count!
ReplyDeleteI said in the rear!
ReplyDeleteBuggs dear, I don't know if we're doing this right...
ReplyDeleteThank goodness, my eardrum is safe.
ReplyDeleteBuggs Bunny is in the Hooouuuussse!
ReplyDeleteWho's yo Daddy?
ReplyDeleteEhh, Pepe La Pew can't do this.
ReplyDeleteAs a mom, I sorta see it like this:
ReplyDeleteBottom bunny:
What I wouldnt give for a hot bubblebath, hot tea, a lock on the bathroom door, and five minutes peace.
I'll show you headache!
ReplyDeleteI don't care how big you think it is, I can still hear you.
ReplyDeleteI don't think a box of Q-Tips are going to be enough to clean my ears after this.
ReplyDeleteIf that lady wasn't documenting this, I don't think anybody would believe me.
ReplyDeleteA priest, a rabbi, and a Baptist minister walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
ReplyDelete***
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink with your name." And the grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink named Fred?"
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The bouncer stops a guy from coming into a nightclub and says, "Sorry sir. We require that you wear a tie inside." So the guy goes back to his car but all he has is a set of jumper cables. Undaunted, he ties them around his neck and tries again to get in the club. "Can I go in now?" The bouncer looks him over and says, "Okay... but don't start anything."
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Caption: Shitty outlook?
For most bunnies it comes natural but Harold dishonored the family by being the first bunny that has to take sex education.
ReplyDeleteOh little bunny
ReplyDeleteyour butt hair, though fuzzy and
soft, tickles my face
Lime,
ReplyDeleteYou have funny friends!!
I'm sure that friend really loves you.xoxox
is that a bunny giving birth To another grown up bunny!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I like that picture! so LIME!!
My mind aint working enuf for a haiku or something rt now...
Cute pic, SubLime.
ReplyDeleteThere's good luck to the left of me and good luck to the right, but right in front of me it's just rabbit ass.
ReplyDeleteBunny Leg head gear
ReplyDeleteMy brother is a lard ass
I should bite his nuts
Great picture of the cute bunnies - and then a haiku?:
ReplyDeleteWell, as we say in Norway: 'Life goes up and down - that's probably why there are so many of us'.
Wishing you a lovely Sunday!
There once was a lazy bunny named Sunny;
ReplyDeleteWho loved nothing more than to lie on her tummy;
But a surprise did occur, and right underneath her;
When a tongue found its way to her fur...
Sorry, best I could do on a Sunday morn..lol.. :)
I love the Canadian Club joke! I'll have to remember it--I probably will as I had to explain it to my 9 year old daughter after she asked what I was laughing at
ReplyDeleteThe new place is up... sort of.
ReplyDeleteclick my name for the new addy.
Farms make me so happy. I'd rather an Italian ice party at a farm over ice cream, but it's not like this beggar would be a chooser.
ReplyDeleteI'm here upon recommendation from Apple. I'm working on a blog post to explain it all now. It should all make sense soon enough. Hope you swing by!:)
I would reccomend an apple but this blog is a lemon
ReplyDeleteOrangeMan,
ReplyDeleteBeing a citrus, I would think you'd know the difference between a lemon and a Lime. When you can do better than our sublime Lime, then maybe, just maybe, we might let you call this blog a lemon. But I doubt it.
LOL...what a GREAT picture!!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHA