Two Names You Go By:
Most Blessed, Beloved, and Gracious Mother
Oddly, no one ever addresses me thusly though
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
A puzzled expression
My glasses
Two Things You Would Want in a Relationship:
Mutual daily affirmation
Chocolate
Two of Your Favorite Things to do:
How do I narrow this down? Well, the list does NOT include getting up at 5:30am or eating sauerkraut.
Two pets you had/have:
A great slobbering St. Bernard I used to try to ride like a horse when I was 4
A rottweiler/shepherd mix who liked to chew my hammock and the laundry on the wash line
Two Things You Want sooner rather than later.
Someone to clean my kitchenAn orgasm
The first could quite possibly lead to the second.
Two things you did last night:
Had awful nightmaresWoke up crying
Two things you ate today:
Nothing yet
Nothing yet
Two people you Last Talked To:
In person
Calypso & Diana as the left for the bus stopOn the phone
My mom
A classmate of Calypso's who needed a ride to the chorus concert last night.
In my head or under my breath
Harvey
Mr. Lime for some snarky comment he made first thing in the morning after a sleepless, nightmare filled night.
Two Things You’re doing tomorrow:
Grocery shopping
Cleaning
Try not to envy the thrilling life of adventure I lead
Grocery shopping
Cleaning
Try not to envy the thrilling life of adventure I lead
Two longest car rides:
California to North Carolina in 3 and a half daysPennsylvania to Georgia with a painful herniated disk
Sorry to hear about your nightmares. Maybe an orgasm or chocolate will help tonight!!
ReplyDeleteSo, how hard do you have to squeeze that woodchuck for... :)
ReplyDeleteHyuck, hyuck.
Ah, sorry to hear about the sleepless night. I hope tonight goes much better.
ReplyDeleteMay I please clean your kitchen AND vacuum for you?...xoxox
ReplyDeletewe are SO alike!
ReplyDeleteyou hate saurkraut? I HATE SAURKRAUT!!!
you hate 5:30? I HATE 5:30!!!
you want orgasms? I WANT ORGASMS!!!
it's like we're twins.
except for the lemon in ice water.
ew ick. anything without chai or-some-other-sweet-thing does not deserve to be drunk by me.
and, okay, most of the other things we're not really twins on either. in fact, those are it really.
good god. california to n/c in 3.5 days. that's a whole lotta drivin. i'd hit water inside of two days here, i think.
I think I could probable handle that kitchen for you... :) I suppose I could assist the G-man.
ReplyDeleteSorry about your night last night. I had a bad night the night before and did not go to bed until real real late last night because I did not want a repeat of it. I hope you worked your deamons out of you and sleep much better tonight.
If Harvey is like a 6'6" rabbit be sure to say hi for me too. If not, never mind.
Your day sounds a lot like mine only with work tossed in the mix. I remember you writing about at least one grocery trip before... you could have a fun time after all.
Darlin, you simply must share this woodchuck cider mystery!
ReplyDeleteI once drove 5 hours from Yosemite to here with a broken leg. I hadnt been to the hospital yet...every bump, every wiggle, I was in agony. Then I had to pee, Gary had to find a gas station where we could drive up to the bathroom door so he could carry me... and I think I weighed like 160 pounds so the poor dude! Turned out I had a broken tib and fib....what a road trip...
Have a great day Maam!
I did this one not too vary long ago. Enjoyed your answers. But your willingness to answer a meme is your undoing - you've been tagged!
ReplyDeleteJust WHAT is woodchuck cider? Do you strain the fur with cheesecloth?
ReplyDeleteHere's how my male mind editted your post...
ReplyDeleteOnly Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
A puzzled expression
My glasses
I thought the same thing as Furiousball and I'm not male minded, heh!
ReplyDeleteWho couldn't use an orgasm? Well, maybe a mother in labor, but other than that I can't think of anyone.
Maybe we could have National Orgasm Day. On second thought, we need orgasms more than once a year so let's make every day NOD!
Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler of the House of Lime:
ReplyDeleteI am unworthy. I, too, saw the "just glasses", etc., and immediately my mind became clouded by the thought of your loveliness in the altogether. Please forgive me, Most Blessed, Beloved, and Gracious Mother!
casdok, chocolate and an orgasm makes it all better yes!
ReplyDeleterurality. LMAO!
james, i hope so too, thanks
gman, how soon can you be here?
holly, wow! the similarities are shocking!
barman, ya know you're right. carlos might be there if i time it right.
s, i think you win for the longest drive....gads, that sounds absolutely horrid!
citizen, uh oh....i'll be over shortly...
seamus, that is a frightening prospect....i've added a link so you can see it's just a brand of hard cider i like.
furiousball, i was wondering who might interpret my answer that way. congrats. :)
signgurl, ya know i actually have a friend who said the moment she gave the last push for her baby was the biggest orgasm of her life.
suldog, you are absolved as there is nothing to forgive.
Do you know, that long ago in the mystic world of Wizards, that if someone addressed you by your true name it gave them power over you? So maybe it's best if your fam doesn't know. ;)
ReplyDelete--snow
``The first could quite possibly lead to the second.''
ReplyDelete!!!!!!!!!!!!
... and not a single mention of a zipline?
ReplyDeleteHehehehe!!!! A clean kitchen leading to an orgasm! HA! Yes! You crack me up!
ReplyDeleteSorry...guys that can bring women to orgasms NEVER clean kitchens. They don't have to...
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear about the nightmares! You need less nightmares, more orgasms. Well, the whole freaking world needs that right now.
ReplyDeletesnowelf, so you're saying it's out of deference to my superiority huh? ok
ReplyDeletedavid, what can i say...a clean kitchen makes me REALLY happy.
kathryn, you understand, dontcha?
VE, i consider kitchen cleaning a form of foreplay
m, amen, sistah!
Dear you,
ReplyDeleteyou allways surprise, without really doing it. That's art.
Lime - that is a really good meme. A clean kitchen would DEFINITELY lead to orgasm or something similar. They are both very rare, especially if waiting for a man to provide them....lol
ReplyDeleteI DO like eating sauerkraut.
ReplyDeleteI spent the day cleaning house, and now I'm ready for the holiday weekend.
My family doesn't call me by my rightful name either which is Goddess of All.
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ReplyDeleteWell written article.
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