280 WATTSThat doesn't seem like much. According to the 30 seconds of research I put into the matter that will power a 1/4 inch drill...for how long I don't know.
I reckon if there's going to be drilling going on this may be somewhat more lucrative.
$4675.00
If all else fails there's always this...
HumanForSale.com - Fun Quizzes
Maybe I should just put myself on eBay.
Yahtzee
ReplyDeleteBlimey! Now those are my kind of calculators. I'm zipping off to the first one now as that seems most appropriate at the moment. [I'll probably skip the 'bed' one as I'm never in it for long enough so the results might be a little disappointing.
ReplyDeleteCheers
sigh...
ReplyDeleteHuman sale....
& I feel I'm desperately, drastically reduced...bargain basement, special sale, easy terms, instant credit...
Sigh...
wow. you need to show that one about the bed to your husband, let him know how lucky he is.
ReplyDeleteScrew the off-shore drilling! I like in-house drilling MUCH more!
ReplyDeleteMy cadaver is worth $3,255.
ReplyDeleteI guess I lost points for being 47 and short!
That's some pretty high-priced drilling. Of course, you are the Empress Of The Universe (or, at least, you plan on being so.) So, I guess it's actually quite reasonable.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Mona!
ReplyDeleteMona you are worth millions of lakhs!!!
LOL @ Mona!
ReplyDeleteMona you are worth millions of lakhs!!!
Curiosity drove me to take the quizzes. We can't put too much faith in these results, because Your Empress-ship is worth ever-so much more than 1.9 million!! Nevertheless, I found my results veeeeery interesting.
ReplyDeleteBattery: not interested enough to take the test.
Bed: 918/hr (Oh, THAT's believable!!)
Cadaver: $4,090
Worth: 2.22 million (Yeah... riiiight!!)
Wow, I am worth way more dead than alive. I am worth $5,265.
ReplyDeletePersonally I think you are underpriced on your catagories. Although $1,200 in bed... yowzer.
This is great!
ReplyDeleteOh most illustrious empress Lime, might you be pleased to show your benevolence by correcting Mona's score? It seems her decimal was misplaced. And if cyber-justice mandates that it must be taken from somewhere, I would gladly give it up from my score (which was unrealistically inflated anyway).
ReplyDeletemona, you are priceless, dear
ReplyDeletemaddy, lol, i understand. redeem the time!
mary, i LIKE the way you think.
cheesy, great choice of words, hehehe
s, i bet your other values were high though
suldog, i strive to be reasonable
craver, as empress i have already adjusted mona's worth to more accurately reflect her high value. for your act of selflessness willingness to impart some of your own value you have also been increased.
barman, flattery may increase your value as well
liquid, thanks
human sale: 884,000 of course i didn't answer all the questions.
ReplyDeletecadaver: 4490
in bed: 1040 (but i think this test is in accurate as i think i'm worth far more LOL)
energy: 293 watts (is this why i'm always full of static electricity?)
$1209/hour... i might need to rethink my career
ReplyDeleteWell next time I sleep with you you'll owe me $46 per hour. Apparently I'm worth that much more per hour! ha ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteWell, at least YOU are worth quite a bit more than your cadaver. . .
ReplyDeleteWhich is nice to know. . .
I'm worth $979 in bed and your worth $1193. So how about if I give you $214 to make up the difference?
ReplyDeletePS
I snore, so I think that brought down my price considerably. :-(
YAY!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe price of lard just went up so I'm worth $89.50!!!
xox
I like my women the way I like my coffee, but I can't afford $1200 a cup....
ReplyDeleteI have elected to apply all of my 331watts of power to let you know that to fix a value on you would be akin to estimating the worth of a sunset ... a symphony ... and a direct pipeline to an outspout from the Godiva Chocolate factory.
ReplyDeleteThat's it ... time to re-charge the old batteries.
Dead, in bed I generate 310 watts of energy. I guess it will be enough to power my drill. The wife pro\bably won't notice.
ReplyDeleteI really liked the tribute to Dr. J and am waiting patiently for the conquest of the universe to begin.
I am certain that we will all be better for it.
My cadaver is worth $5040.00! Woooohooo!!! I guess I can stop hooking on the streets now.
ReplyDeleteciara, 1040 you say...were you evaluated by an IRS agent?
ReplyDeletefuriousball, amazing no?
ve, LOL, but how's the power output? i may offset the difference there
desmond, quite a relief actually!
missy, i'd have put myself on a clearance rack
btexpress, LOL, deal
gman, hush yoself. you're invaluable
tim, just don't combine the coffee and the women
john michael, you just said the magic word....aaaahhh....chocolate
nyd, you are too kind. good luck with the drilling
jillie, good news eh!
well, it called me worth $ 2.58 million...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the offer craver... You are so sweet
Those were amusing. I had to do the sex one and it said I'm worth "More than Average" whatever that means.
ReplyDeleteIf a person is worth over $1000/hour in bed, what could a guy command if he's good for only 7 minutes? Seven really awesome minutes, I might add.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your entry on my story contest