Ok, so it's several hours later than I normally post and I have to go to work soon and don't have time to wax humorous or philosophical (but if I had time to wax I'd probably wax my upper lip instead). Today let's play fill in the blank, ok?
I love ________________ as much as the next person, but__________________.
Be serious. Be silly. Be sublime.
I love sex as much as the next person, but not with them.....
ReplyDelete:P
I love lollipops as much as the next person, but at least give your crotch taffy a proper pet name.
ReplyDeleteSuldog is going to have a field day with me for swiping his description
I love Lime as much as the next person, but she's a clever sneak who gets others to write her blog post for her.
ReplyDeleteI love popcorn and blackberries as much as the next person but...I Got DIVERTICULITUS!!!!
ReplyDelete. . . oven-toasted pumpkin seeds
ReplyDelete. . . they make your breath smell really bad, and your teeth look like some woodland creature's.
XO
I love sex as much as the next person but the time just changed and really, I just can't keep my eyes open tonight dear, so just roll over and leave me alone.
ReplyDeleteMeesh, I love your blog as much as the next person, but I'm just brain-dead today, and can't think of anything clever for the life of me. . .
ReplyDeleteAnd listen, I love sex as much as the next person, too, but, um, only with Molly. . . (who, if you're starting with me, probably is the next person. . . ;) )
I love House of Lime as much as the next person, but wth? 10:00AM! I am shocked.
ReplyDeleteOk, no seriously.
I love sex as much as the next person too, but it has been so long, I have forgotten why I love it....
Mary's second entry hit what I would have said.
ReplyDeleteok, so in keeping with what seems to be the theme here...
ReplyDeletei love sex as much as the next person but that doesn't mean you can skip foreplay.
OK, sex it is!
ReplyDeleteI love rump roast as much as the next person, but that's not what I had in mind when I said I wished I had a bit of tail.