A couple of days ago the big boss at work kept joking by telling patients not to forget to bring their charts to me when they checked out or I'd yell at the boss or the patients. At one point I feigned offense and said he was making me out to sound like a real battle axe. This was all the inspiration one of my coworkers needed. She grabbed a piece of scrap paper and doodled me as this.
Charmant, non? She was careful to include the pink in my hair AND my Birkenstocks AND an impressive set of melons. I thanked her for the artistic license in making sure they were perky. I rather liked the helmet too.
A true friend is the person that will draw you with impressive melons.
ReplyDeleteJust reach under your saddle and grab me some Steak Tartare please..
ReplyDeleteImpressive extremely perky melons...
ReplyDeleteAnd look at those thin arms...can she do a portrait of me?! :D
ReplyDeletethe birkenstock barbarians were the meanest
ReplyDeleteMy wife has, over the years, taken to calling me by a term of endearment which is an abbreviated form of 'Honey'. Or so I thought, until she undertook to render it into writing as 'Hun'. So now I wonder. . .
ReplyDeleteNice portrait! The roar says it all.
ReplyDeletePerky melons... that reminds me that I need to head to the grocery store.
Perky melons? Ah yes, I remember them well. Sigh!
ReplyDeleteHee hee that is great!
ReplyDeleteFearsome, and yet so lovely
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Gotta love that
I think you should definitely get the helmet for everyday wear. Tres sexy, in a frightening sort of way.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the spear?? Or at least a broadsword....
ReplyDelete(broadsword....i kill myself)
Hhahahahah... thank god for the sense of humor of co-workers, least we all lose it at work.
ReplyDeleteYea, I was going to point out that, even in caricature, you have an impressive rack.
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