Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Plan B

Well, the builder says the new place won't be ready until at least the end of next week.  I'll be headed out sans spouse and offspring anyway.  Seems my transvestite step-uncle has room for my dad, step-mom and me to stay at his place (near Dad and step-mom's).  I may be gone until the end of next week or I may come back early if it's too cramped.  It just depends on how things go.  Either way, I may have all sorts of interesting stories to tell...

15 comments:

  1. Can't wait! Have fun, Lime!

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  2. Transvestite uncles are always good for a blog post or two. . .

    Have fun!

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  3. Anonymous8:42 AM

    Hey! Craig stole my comment!

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  4. Have a great and relaxing time. And, yes, take photos (if it won't upset your relaxation to do so!)

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  5. Stories? We like stories. We like photos too.

    Enjoy your time away.

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  6. Have a great time! Too bad about the place not being done on time... but its one of those things you can accept as maybe opening up another, better opportunity.

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  7. for real????

    You can come here and stay in the yurt, get over here.
    Will only cost you plane fare, fly to SFO or Oakland, come on!!!!

    Ohhhh, I forgot, I am going to Seattle on July 4th...but if you want to stay here while I am gone...
    :D

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  8. Your immediate present sounds interesting Michelle. Have fun - Dave

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  9. Have a great time, be refreshed and TAKE PICTURES.

    veri word: hydry...I do hope you are not.

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  10. Hoping you're having the bestest getaway ever! All together now:

    "I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand
    Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
    Life is good today, life is good today

    Well, the plane touched down just about three o'clock
    And the city's still on my mind
    Bikinis and palm trees danced in my head
    I was still in the baggage line

    Concrete and cars are their own prison bars
    Like this life I'm living in
    But the plane brought me farther, I'm surrounded by water
    And I'm not going back again

    I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand
    Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
    Life is good today, life is good today

    Adios and vaya con Dios
    Yeah, I'm leaving GA
    And if it weren't for tequila and pretty senoritas
    I'd have no reason to stay

    Adios and vaya con Dios
    Yeah, I'm leaving GA
    Gonna lay in the hot sun and roll a big fat one
    And grab my guitar and play

    Four days flew by like a drunk Friday night
    As the summer drew to an end
    [ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/z/zac-brown-band-lyrics/toes-lyrics.html]
    They can't believe that I just couldn't leave
    And I bid adieu to my friends

    'Cause my bartender, she's from the islands
    Her body's been kissed by the sun
    And coconut replaces the smell of the bar
    And I don't know if it's her or the rum

    I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand
    Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
    Life is good today, life is good today

    Adios and vaya con Dios
    A long way from GA
    Yes, and all the muchachas, they call me big poppa
    When I throw pesos their way

    Adios and vaya con Dios
    A long way from GA
    Someone do me a favor and pour me some Jaeger
    And I'll grab my guitar and play

    Adios and vaya con Dios
    Going home now to stay
    The senoritas don't care-o when there's no dinero
    Yeah, I got no money to stay

    Adios and vaya con Dios
    Going home now to stay

    I'm just gonna drive up by the lake
    And put my ass in a lawn chair, toes in the clay
    Not a worry in the world, a PBR on the way
    Life is good today, life is good today" :-)

    Courtesy of: The Zac Brown Band

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  11. Oh, should have read this one first. Well, we'll be waiting for the stories.

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  12. Have a great time, Lime (rhyme!). I'm looking forward to hearing all about it.

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  13. Sounds like a good time - share those funny stories when you can!

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  14. OK,
    I had some catching up to do.
    I LOVE that pic of middle daughter at the graduation, fabulous! So glad to hear your dad was able to come through and be there when needed.
    Hope the vacation is going well and that you are taking notes so you can tell us funny stories.
    I can't WAIT for this!

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