Thursday, March 29, 2012

Around the Interwebz

Here's a lazy little post of junk I have collected when I should be doing something more productive.

 I want this game.


This would make an interesting conversation piece, dontcha think?


I think it depends on my mood.  But this strikes my funny bone.


Just make sure you smile when you do.



Why yes, yes we do!


Cue the theme to "Psycho."


I need to find a little person whose parents would find this as hilarious as I do.  I want to buy one.



Thank you for joining me, you are dismissed for now.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

All I Really Want



Alanis Morissette - All I Really Want

Do I stress you out
My sweater is on backwards and inside out
And you say how appropriate
I don't want to dissect everything today
I don't mean to pick you apart you see
But I can't help it
There I go jumping before the gunshot has gone off
Slap me with a splintered ruler
And it would knock me to the floor if I wasn't there already
If only I could hunt the hunter

And all I really want is some patience
A way to calm the angry voice
And all I really want is deliverance
Do I wear you out
You must wonder why I'm so relentless and all strung out
I'm consumed by the chill of solitary
I'm like Estella
I like to reel it in and then spit it out
I'm frustrated by your apathy
And I am frightened by the corrupted ways of this land
If only I could meet the Maker

And I am fascinated by the spiritual man
I am humbled by his humble nature
What I wouldn't give to find a soulmate
Someone else to catch this drift
And what I wouldn't give to meet a kindred
Enough about me, let's talk about you for a minute
Enough about you, let's talk about life for a while
The conflicts, the craziness and the sound of pretenses
Falling all around...all around
Why are you so petrified of silence
Here can you handle this?

Did you think about your bills, your ex, your deadlines
Or when you think you're gonna die
Or did you long for the next distraction
And all I need now is intellectual intercourse
A soul to dig the hole much deeper
And I have no concept of time other than it is flying
If only I could kill the killer

All I really want is some peace man
a place to find a common ground
And all I really want is a wavelength
All I really want is some comfort
A way to get my hands untied
And all I really want is some justice...

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Bubba Got Me

It has been a long time since anyone tagged me with a meme, and thank God it's not that "Tell us 5/12/100 things about yourself no one knows" deals because really, I've been blogging over six years and done that one as well as other things so many times I'd have to require a blood test and a ring before revealing any more secrets. Be that as it may, Bubba has 11 questions to ask me according to the rules of this meme, which are as follows:




1. You must post these rules.

Since it didn't specify where they had to be posted I put them on a roll of paper towels, which were later sacrificed in the service of spring cleaning.  We'll muddle through somehow.



      What do you really like that nobody else seems to enjoy at all?
      Judging by the things left for me around the house one could only assume picking up dirty socks, hauling overflowing recycle bins, refilling empty toilet paper rolls, and washing sinks full of dirty dishes.  Of course, we know what happens when you assume...

      What  thing from childhood (besides youth) do you wish you still had?
      Being able to run around braless without risking brush-burned nipples.

      If you could change just one event in history – what, how and why?
      Are you asking me to mess around with the space-time continuum?  Do you really want to risk that?  Just look what I do with simple questions.  For your own good and the good of humanity I am going to tiptoe away from this power you've given me before things get really dangerous around here.  Feel free to thank me by assuring my future security.  Email me for where to send large checks.

      Favorite pizza toppings?
      No jokes here.  Pizza is too serious a subject.  Green peppers, onions, garlic powder, crushed red pepper.  Now who wants a nice, big post-pizza kiss?

      Favorite alcoholic beverage?  (Or non-alcoholic)
      My favorite alcoholic was most fond of beer and whiskey.

      Place you’ve never visited but would love to?
      Hugh Jackman's lap

      Favorite old movie?
      We talking old in dog years? Geologic eras? Lifespan of a mayfly?  Old is such a relative term.  And I do believe the politically correct term would be "chronologically advanced."

      Guilty musical pleasure?
      Music alleviates guilt, never causes it.  There are forms that are induce pain as opposed to pleasure though.  The singer who shall not be named comes to mind.

      You’ve won a huge lottery!  Now what?
       Oooohhh, Oooohhh, Ooooohhh, Aaaaahhhh, Aaaaaahhhh Aaaaahhhh, Mmmmmmmmmmmm

      Modern convenience you just can’t live without?
      The wheel is pretty nifty. 

      Do you really like question lists like these?
      Now what do you think?

      Thursday, March 22, 2012

      Slice of Lime, Friday 55 & Da Count-Evidence of Spring


      There are tiny green leaves on the ornamental apple.


      The forsythia has tight yellow buds.


      The daffodils are up and budding.


      The pussy willow is...um...meowing?


       Mr. Lime is in full bloom with his favorite Spring fashion. (He's all mine, ladies.)


      And I have shed my winter coat. (What? You forgot about this post?)
      Before and after legs for comparison.

      Tuesday, March 20, 2012

      Back to Boston

      As much as I loved seeing the Museum of Fine Arts ad deCordova Sculpture Park I also enjoy wandering around towns and cities just to find interesting architecture.  Lisa was very sweet to indulge me and said she enjoyed seeing her home in a new way.  Here are just a few shots from around Harvard Square and Brookline.



      I'm sure I looked kind of funny getting into the contortions necessary to capture the reflection in the door.


      This building just made me smile.  It looks like a face wearing a pointy hat.


      More reflections in the window of the First Unitarian Church.


      On to Brookline.  I am amazed by the masonry skill required to care such delicate looking leaves.


      Another face, this time in the door.


      Here's the church and here's the steeple.  Only thing is I didn't see people.


      More gorgeous masonry.

      Monday, March 19, 2012

      Green Meme


      Welcome to the Queen's Meme #113
      7 Royal Questions on Tuesday

      All things considered after a very pleasant weekend in the castle, I thought I'd ask you about your St. Patrick's Day festivities. I missed them almost entirely! Did green rock your world? Did you drink green beer? Of course, these logical questions will not be in this meme. That would be boring.  This meme is totally frivolous and ridiculous. A hodgepodge of nothing serious.
       That's why I like it.

      1. How many green things are within your reach?
      Well given the way my son's feet smell at the moment I am inclined to think at least 10...


      2. Have you ever been green with envy?
      No, when I am envious I develop puce and pomegranate polka dots with a heavenly blue border.

      3. Do you like split pea soup?
      As a food? A punishment? A skin treatment? A furniture polish? Please specify.

      4. Have you gone green?
      Well, I once molded over but the fuzz was kind of blue-grey and I found a bleach shower and some sun took care of it.

      5. Do green Leprechauns scare you?
      Not as much as the paisley ones.


      6. 
      What color was the Wicked Witch of The West's face in the Wizard of Oz?
      Gray as far as I knew.  We only had a black and white set.

      7. Tell us about your last experience with a frog...or a toad...or a prince. You pick.
      I heard Prince was working on a new album.  It's going to be a funk interpretation of Arnold Lobel's Frog and Toad series of books.

      Sunday, March 18, 2012

      When (Mom-mom's) Irish Eyes Were Smiling



      You were born in 1912 to an Irish Catholic father
      and a Pennsylvania German Protestant mother.
      What a fateful mix! 
      Lord have mercy
      upon the fool or the sluggard who crossed your path.
      You did not suffer either of them gladly.
      You expected the best
      because you gave your best.

      Your smile warmed us like the sun.
      Your eyes twinkled like the stars.
      Your glare withered those who ought to know better.
      Your presence made us want to stand up straight and mind our manners
      not out of fear
      but because your bearing deserved it.
      We wanted to see you smile,
      be worthy of how you believed in us.

      You carried the loss your father felt
      at being disowned for his wife,
      the loss of his job
      for the sake of his son,
      the loss of your health at a young age,
      the loss of a brother who would not be tamed,
      the loss of a daughter-in-law and three grandchildren
      because you would not disown your son who wounded them.
      You knew loss
      and public disrespect
      but you
      would
      not
      bow to it.

      You held your head up,
      would not let me drop mine.
      You felt my pain
      but told me not to loose faith,
      to see beyond the tears and anger,
      be patient because God's not done yet.
      I should not have been surprised
      when you were proved right.

      You did not waste words
      on idle gossip.
      You spoke your mind
      with respect
      but without apology.
      Your aptly spoken words
      could take the broken...
      or the haughty
      right where they needed to be.

      Your quietly offered service
      was faith made practical
      because the philosophical
      doesn't mean much
      if a true need goes unmet.

      Your confidence
      in me
      and gifts to me
      made me
      want to prove worthy
      of it all
      and of you.

      Friday, March 16, 2012

      deCordova Sculpture Park

      Since I so thoroughly enjoyed the MFA, Lisa suggested we spend some time at deCordova Sculpture Park. She and Jacob have been there before and he loves the place. Jacob is also a fan of the show Work of Art in which artists are given an assignment and judged on their results in competition with one another. We spent a beautiful morning with a clipboard so we could give our own scores to the works of art we saw in the park.

      This is called Rain Gates by the artist.  Jacob and Lisa dubbed it Dream Doors during their last visit to the park.  Jacob was having a rough time with some things so Lisa told him to go through the doors and walk into happier feelings.  That time it worked.  This time Jacob told me he was walking into nightmares when he went through the doors but he was strong and taking care of the bad things he found.  We spent a good deal of time romping around this piece together and talking about dreams.  It was a very good conversation.  I love when art does that. We gave this work some high marks for beauty and sparking imagination.


      I wasn't able to find markers on everything so I don't know the name of this.  Notice the container with a stick at the end.  Each end had those and visitors were encouraged to use the sticks on the sculpture which functioned as a large xylophone.  We had a lot of fun racing around it chasing each other while we dragged our sticks along the tubes.  The sound drew several other people.  After we were done playing it was fun to step back and watch the expressions of the other people who discovered it.  Not a single person failed to smile ear to ear.  High marks for simplicity and joy factor.


      I've read about yarn bombing but had never seen it before.  Throughout the park there were several spots that had been yarn bombed.  I liked the whimsy of it.


      This is a detail of Eve Celebrant.  We saw Lilith in the MFA and Eve at deCordova.  I liked that she was carrying a pomegranate instead of an apple.  The come hither gesture also seemed appropriate. 


      In amongst a small stand of evergreens I found a group of these guards of the forest called Cones.  I think it would be easy to miss them because of the way they were obscured but I'm sure that was intentional.  They were arrayed in rows and standing at attention but they seemed a friendly, perhaps a little weary and glad for company, as well.


      After a little army of pinecone people I found a metal forest.










      There was another small grove of trees.  Amongst them were fallen knights in various positions with no markers.  All you Monty Python fans out there will understand why I call this None Shall Pass.

      The artist called this Jacob's Dream.  I wasn't all that impressed and Jacob didn't seem to be either.  His happiest dreams involve cats and Harry Potter, not twisted blobs of metal.  Not the highest marks here.


      Finally, just as it was time to be departing I found this work entitled The Merry-Go-Round of Hidden Agendas.  The windmill on top moved with the wind propelling small figures with speech bubbles around the track and through the various houses.  The speech bubbles contained one statement on the outside with another perspective on the inside.  It was a pretty fascinating piece of social commentary.  I gave it high marks for creatively getting its point across in a very clear way.

      Thursday, March 15, 2012

      Museum of Fine Arts


      Join me as I wander through the second floor of the MFA.  What a glorious way it was to spend my Friday afternoon.  One of the first things that impressed me was the detail of inlay work on an English cabinet by Bruce Talbert from 1875.


      Visit to a Museum by Edgar Degas.  I was enjoying seeing an actual Degas painting up close and personal until I read the exhibit text that quoted the artist as saying he wanted "to give the idea of that bored and respectfully crushed and impressed absence of sensation that women experience in front of paintings."  Talented painter, member of the Big Pile of Dicks Brigade.

      Eddie baby, I present the following evidence in contrast to your notion.  This room took my breath away.  On the right wall are a collection of works by Claude Monet.  Directly in front are several Van Gogh paintings.  On the left is a group of Renoirs.  There were sculptures by Degas and Rodin in the room.  Being in a single room containing so many works by so many artists I have admired, being able to see these things up close and personal as opposed to only in books...it was spiritual.  There was, in fact, a great overwhelming sensation of awe, which prevented a hasty exit from the gallery, for this woman.  Take that, Degas!



      After that mountaintop experience I entered a gallery of quite different works.  Nothing like a beaded figurine of a naked, banana-wielding woman astride a Holstein to bring you back to Earth.  Ladies and gentlemen, I present Dairy Queen by Liz Manfredini. Again, no dearth of sensation, just a hearty giggle.


      This one I had to show Logo.  It's a Dale Chihuly piece called Seaform.  Chihuly is a famous glass worker based in Seattle, which is generally known for its art glass production.  I thought it was funny that I had to come to Boston to see a Chihuly when I had spent 10 days in Seattle back in September.






      Here is more hand blown glass. Endlessly Repeating 20th Century Modernism by Josiah McElheny.  It was a large four-sided display with dozens of bottles arranged to be reflecting infinitely.  I could have wandered around it for an hour or so just studying the shapes and patterns in the reflections.  It was fascinating.
      Here we have Lilith by Kiki Smith.  She was perched on the wall high above my head, Lilith, not Kiki.  I wonder what old Edgar would make of her.  She looks like she might bite his head off if he made any disparaging comments in her presence.  I feel more kindred with her legend than with the story of Eve. I like her.














      I freely admit, some modern art perplexes me.  There was one piece that was a photograph of a photograph.  The exhibit text for it spoke of how the artist took a picture of someone else's famous piece and the debate over whether or not using another's images is art of plagiarism.  About that time I was seized with a particular sensation. (See, Monsieur Degas, women have all sorts of sensations when looking at art!) When I found what I needed I took a picture of that image.  Oh look!  I am a modern artist now!










      After finding some relief I proceeded into the hall for Asian art.  While I appreciate the amazing skill required to produce this lovely little 15th century piece called Devotee, the sensation I have is an overwhelming urge to nudge her either enough to topple her or to right her.  She looks like she could use a good chiropractor.













      This is 1st or 2nd century BC Greek torso of Aphrodite.  I found it affirming because she does not have washboard abs and yet was considered the ideal once upon a time. Once upon a time, at my thinnest and most fit, I still had that soft belly paunch. It's nice to know some culture would have appreciated it.  We won't discuss how much that paunch has grown in middle age..moving on....


      I loved he detail work on this gorgeous American mandolin.











      I am a fan of Antiques Roadshow.  I've learned a lot from it.  There was a group called The Saturday Evening Girls around the turn of the last century.  They were immigrant girls instructed in pottery decoration as a means to supporting themselves.  This piece is by Sarah Galner, who was one of the more respected artists.  I have a thing for trees.  Trees + pottery + plus art education enabling women to earn a living=an empowering sensation Degas can stick in his pipe and smoke.











      Fishing Party by Fitz Henry Lane.  I also have a thing for the moon.  It seems rare that a landscape painting highlights the moon as opposed to a glorious sunset or dawn.  I just love the light in this piece.








      Closeup of a chair back.  Aside from the obvious skill in producing this carving I just chuckled thinking of this being in someone's parlor.  It seems like it had potential as metaphorical furniture. "Come into my parlor," said the spider to the fly...














      Finally, I was ready to leave but not before capturing the rotunda ceiling.  Gorgeous, no?

















      Once outside I found this warrior imploring the Great Spirit.  I gave thanks myself for such a wonderful afternoon.