During a family movie night at home...
Me to Isaac: Give me a foot rub, please.
Isaac: No way!
Mr. Lime: I don't like footrubs.
Me: Are you kidding? Who doesn't like foot rubs? I love foot rubs.
Calypso: I like back rubs.
Mr. Lime: I like scrotal rubs.
Isaac: I like nipple rugs...er rubs....
Mr. Lime: Wow, just imagine a rug of nipples.
Isaac: I think a wall of them would be cool...or a nipple bed.
Me: Bed of nipples instead of a bed of nails?
Isaac: Oh yeah! Or make a beanbag chair out of a giant nipple.
Ah, yes, things devolve quickly around here...
Ummmmm. . .
ReplyDeleteNah, sorry. . . I got nuthin'. . .
I mean, there are all sorts of rubs I'd find pleasant, but. . .
Aw, forget it. . .
I like a good Memphis rub.
ReplyDeleteI just got a very spookey Silence of the Lambs vision in my head of a nipple bed. Gives the the heebee geebees. Brrr!
ReplyDeleteAny kind of rub I can get I'll take. Back, head, foot, butt, leg. Whatevs. Not so much nipple, though. Pass.
Foot rub, yes, back rub, yes, nipple rub - I don't think so. Sounds painful.
ReplyDeleteOh where is Diana when you need her????
ReplyDeleteI would love to rub my wife's feet but her's are too sensitive. Fortunately there are other places to rub.
ReplyDeletegood family fun and also that no topic is off limits :)
ReplyDeletebetty
I've got one of those foot tubs that vibrates. Its okay until the water gets cold.
ReplyDeleteI was surprised at how fast a foot rub devolved into ... whatevah. Glad I did not just walk into the room at your house as I might have walked back out! ;-)
ReplyDeleteScrotal rub? I think if my husband said that, we'd all just leave the room.
ReplyDeletei am giggling .. and recalling a conversation i overheard a week ago .. i need to write about it. thanks for the memory rub ;)
ReplyDeleteI love a post like this. The comments are as hilarious as the actual post.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually more surprised by the fact that the Mr. said "I like scrotal rubs" as a contribution to a family conversation. Nipple rugs pale in comparison, in my book.
ReplyDeleteI like it when anybody rubs anything. As for rugs, I think a nipple rug would present all sorts of dangers. You could be walking along, carrying a tray full of drinks, and then you'd trip over some nipple that was excited, spill the drinks, then other nipples would become excited or un-excited as the liquid hit them (depending upon whether it was hot or cold drinks) and then cleaning it up would cause the same sort of thing, and what if some of the nipples are lactating?
ReplyDeleteI think I've taken this as far as I care to take it.
LOL.
ReplyDeleteHow in the world am I going to get a nipple rug out of my head...
ReplyDeletePearl
Your family is a bunch of boobs! ;)
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