tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post2347892131614711498..comments2024-03-09T13:19:49.767-05:00Comments on House of Lime: Hire Memelimehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17259558876349307173noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-27917490969134534172011-01-19T13:40:59.738-05:002011-01-19T13:40:59.738-05:00Oh, now this meme is one I just have got to do! B...Oh, now <i>this</i> meme is one I just have got to do! But then again, seeing the brilliance of your answers...do I dare? You should be getting a flood of job offers after this, where could anyone find a more creative candidate?Mother Theresahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09648404612737553605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-64203166395650603532011-01-18T07:30:48.774-05:002011-01-18T07:30:48.774-05:00Oh yeah....Normal!!Oh yeah....Normal!!g-manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05597285773359986622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-83494202519477623772011-01-18T02:26:44.507-05:002011-01-18T02:26:44.507-05:00Um, I missed every question! I think your answers ...Um, I missed every question! I think your answers are jumbled too Michelle! :-) - DaveDavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06851174879441602754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-42759216122921607162011-01-17T18:59:30.063-05:002011-01-17T18:59:30.063-05:00I just heard a story about a woman who pulled up h...I just heard a story about a woman who pulled up her top and showed off her flat chest during an interview. And she got the job! I am not sure what they asked but she was explaining that she had had a double mastectomy and she was using show and tell.(M)aryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10753777348163655324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-73175091374670992682011-01-17T16:49:25.233-05:002011-01-17T16:49:25.233-05:00Dearest Lime...I have missed these magnificent Lim...Dearest Lime...I have missed these magnificent Limy memes. You do know that they are not doing the rounds these days, you are soooo the Queen no-one else can dare to compete. <br /><br />Fingers and toes crossed for you.Moanniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04930281883709871326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-82963307336041148462011-01-17T13:15:07.886-05:002011-01-17T13:15:07.886-05:00Heh, heh. At least you're keeping your sense ...Heh, heh. At least you're keeping your sense of humor.<br /><br />Answer all these questions correctly and submit to a urine test, psychological evaluation, and physical for a chance at one of five positions standing in a doorway repeating "Welcome to Wal-Mart."<br /><br />Did they mean a pear of apples, oranges, or grapefruit?<br /><br />Still praying for you and yours... all the best.Crickethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07584174478393760131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-11806289261594889962011-01-17T12:03:53.715-05:002011-01-17T12:03:53.715-05:003. What is the philosophy of martial arts?
Waxing ...<i>3. What is the philosophy of martial arts?<br />Waxing cars and painting fences.</i><br /><br />If that was the case I would be a kung fu master.<br /><br /><i>14. How many traffic lights are in Manhattan?<br />If a light changes and no one obeys it does it count?</i><br /><br />Good question, drove through Denver once at night with snow on the roads. Traffic was very heavy and I had to change my underwear once it was over. <br /><br /><i>I've known a few men who get wood pretty easily after imbibing large quantities of alcohol.</i><br /><br />No comment.Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-14887284101894585352011-01-17T11:48:03.107-05:002011-01-17T11:48:03.107-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12044041773404411751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-45292080441951316982011-01-17T11:20:28.199-05:002011-01-17T11:20:28.199-05:00I like the elephant weight one. I have answered t...I like the elephant weight one. I have answered this one before, but not for a job interview. The "weigh machine" vocab cancels out the popular, but laborious option of water displacement, because that is a type of weigh machine, though not a scale.<br /><br />I gave a serious answer, but other people have said that you might check their driver's license, or simply ask the elephants. In the case of a female elephant however, you must add 15% to her reply.Craver Viihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12882284402568264182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-68895743087301464012011-01-17T10:22:42.386-05:002011-01-17T10:22:42.386-05:00And 'martial arts' is just a more hard-ass...And 'martial arts' is just a more hard-assed version of 'liberal arts', isn't it? . . .Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12044041773404411751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-25538822926693522812011-01-17T10:18:24.059-05:002011-01-17T10:18:24.059-05:00As always, you are the Queen of Memes. . . (or are...As always, you are the Queen of Memes. . . (or are you the Empress? I keep forgetting. . .)<br /><br />This mainly motivates me to keep my current job, 'cuz if this is the kind of interview I hafta go thru, I might starve. . .<br /><br />Your answer to #5 is pure genius (which is to say, really, really weird. . .)<br /><br />And, uh, #16. . . but can they keep it long enough to do anything with it? Just askin'. . .<br /><br />And #22. . . well, to nine significant digits, sure. . . ;)Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12044041773404411751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-42596526284522498932011-01-17T10:10:34.144-05:002011-01-17T10:10:34.144-05:00"Green spaghetti pants" is killing me. ..."Green spaghetti pants" is killing me. Maybe my reaction has something to do with lack of sleep--but mostly it's because that's just funny.Jocelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.com