tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post3427820912838759410..comments2024-03-09T13:19:49.767-05:00Comments on House of Lime: Twisted Christmaslimehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17259558876349307173noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-23156702713932705912010-12-15T20:55:51.197-05:002010-12-15T20:55:51.197-05:00Granted, they set it so low you can see your breat...Granted, they set it so low you can see your breath and you wake up with ice on your eyelashes.<br /><br />All I want for Christmas is peace on Earth.(M)aryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10753777348163655324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-11164804690645751612010-12-15T10:33:31.311-05:002010-12-15T10:33:31.311-05:00Granted, but you'll be in a Thorazine fog in a...Granted, but you'll be in a Thorazine fog in a rubber upholstered room.<br /><br />All I want for Christmas is for my in-laws to set the thermostat a little <i>lower</i> while I'm visiting.Crickethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07584174478393760131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-83367824150178422902010-12-14T22:10:02.255-05:002010-12-14T22:10:02.255-05:00jocelyn, granted but first it's on a slow boa...jocelyn, granted but first it's on a slow boat to china, then it has to be returned to sender who finally forwards it back to you and by the time it reaches turkey it is only good for use as a doorstop.<br /><br />all i want for christmas is to be able to sleep late for a week.limehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17259558876349307173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-35473504739486078742010-12-14T15:59:21.834-05:002010-12-14T15:59:21.834-05:00Craig: Granted. But it's the latest in denta...Craig: Granted. But it's the latest in dental innovations (no more tripping orthodontists) and is heading towards your abcessed tooth.<br /><br />All I want for Christmas is some polenta sent across the ocean to me here in Turkey.Jocelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-69685636511602958202010-12-14T15:42:31.212-05:002010-12-14T15:42:31.212-05:00Craver, if all it plays is C&W, you can have t...Craver, if all it plays is C&W, you can <i>have</i> the doggone thing. . .<br /><br />Okay, Susie. . .<br /><br />You got it, but it's a zombie-mutant tree that you <i>wish</i> you could kill, 'cuz it wants to kill <i>you</i>. . .<br /><br />Man, I'm playin' too much here; I can't think of what to ask for next. . .<br /><br />Oh, heck - all I want for Christmas is a cordless drill. . .Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12044041773404411751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-86621423253250891432010-12-14T15:35:53.225-05:002010-12-14T15:35:53.225-05:00Granted but now your neck hurts like a you know wh...Granted but now your neck hurts like a you know what!!!!<br /><br /><br />All I want for Christmas is a live tree that I cannot kill!Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03706844568750488890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-68328709215087847462010-12-14T15:23:38.431-05:002010-12-14T15:23:38.431-05:00Craig, may I borrow your new guitar?
Okay... Coop...Craig, may I borrow your new guitar?<br /><br />Okay... Coopernicus: Granted, but you are the only sane person in your entire social sphere; everyone else is off-the-charts insane.<br /><br />All I want for Christmas is to be able to play with my kids without all the pain in my knees and lower back.Craver Viihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12882284402568264182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-69997236113954298772010-12-14T14:52:44.390-05:002010-12-14T14:52:44.390-05:00Granted. You know have the body of Orson Welles.
...Granted. You know have the body of Orson Welles.<br /><br />All I want for Christmas is peace of mind.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-80688148526687353092010-12-14T14:27:08.030-05:002010-12-14T14:27:08.030-05:00Granted, but it has been enchanted by a witchy cow...Granted, but it has been enchanted by a witchy cowgirl and will only play country and western music.<br /><br />All I want for christmas is a total body makeover.cathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00075735967153709260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-83360273196994613332010-12-14T13:07:10.301-05:002010-12-14T13:07:10.301-05:00You want kindling? Here's a big bundle of sti...You want kindling? Here's a big bundle of sticks; you need any more than that?<br /><br />All I want for Christmas is a Martin D-19 guitar. . .Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12044041773404411751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-29563093456538657692010-12-14T12:39:00.691-05:002010-12-14T12:39:00.691-05:00Granted, but they're for a Porsche, not your v...Granted, but they're for a Porsche, not your van.<br /><br />All I want for Christmas is a Kindle.<br /><br />- JazzAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-17459071644321725562010-12-14T11:35:25.408-05:002010-12-14T11:35:25.408-05:00dang it susie...i just saw that article about hugh...dang it susie...i just saw that article about hugh...<br /><br />your wish is granted but it's your waist size not your height.<br /><br />all i want for christmas is for my van to have a new quarter panel and bumper.limehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17259558876349307173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-63320754247123954282010-12-14T11:10:58.935-05:002010-12-14T11:10:58.935-05:00Granted, your kids love each other but they still ...<b>Granted, your kids love each other but they still hate you.</b><br /><br />♥(just kidding, I am a parent so I know whatcha mean!)<br />PS Lime, you get Hugh, but he is wearing a bandage under his eye, not a bow....<br /><br /><b>All I want for Christmas is to be 5'6"</b>Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03706844568750488890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-77622158872099300742010-12-14T09:36:53.258-05:002010-12-14T09:36:53.258-05:00Granted. But alas, the Curse of the Bambino turns...Granted. But alas, the Curse of the Bambino turns out to be transferrable, and it won't happen for 86 years. . .<br /><br /><i>(Rosie O'Donnell's personal proctologist. . . ouch!) (and hey, I heard you could hook G-man's son up with a gig as a port-a-john attendant. . .)</i><br /><br />All I want for Christmas is for my kids to get along and love each other. . .Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12044041773404411751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-2996205618665694332010-12-14T09:29:06.114-05:002010-12-14T09:29:06.114-05:00Granted! But 'good' is a relative term. So...Granted! But 'good' is a relative term. So, it's high-paying, but he's Rosie O'Donnell's personal proctologist.<br /><br />All I really want for Christmas is a championship for my Boston Celtics...Suldoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-228507913030780582010-12-14T07:33:45.958-05:002010-12-14T07:33:45.958-05:00Wish Granted!...
Unfortunately it's Monsoon Se...Wish Granted!...<br />Unfortunately it's Monsoon Season, and all the power on the island is out!<br />All I really want for Christmas is for my son to find a good job...G-Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14968807697181554781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-30644341366769539842010-12-14T05:59:19.249-05:002010-12-14T05:59:19.249-05:00Okay, you got it! But it's an old, discarded,...Okay, you got it! But it's an old, discarded, scratched up library copy.<br /><br />All I want for Christmas is a trip to a tropical beach.Mother Theresahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09648404612737553605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-82067315828795525462010-12-14T05:25:40.056-05:002010-12-14T05:25:40.056-05:00Done! But it's a high-quality camera from the ...Done! But it's a high-quality camera from the 1970's Soviet Union and not only is the state run company long gone but film is non-existent.<br /><br />All I want for Christmas is the complete series of Burn Notice on DVD.Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-41320814553946535322010-12-14T02:58:21.490-05:002010-12-14T02:58:21.490-05:00Wish granted. He's wearing that bow, and a sad...Wish granted. He's wearing that bow, and a sadly misplaced arrow.<br /><br />All I want for Christmas is a high-quality camera.Hilaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12787493532006658679noreply@blogger.com