tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post8392519530086886954..comments2024-03-09T13:19:49.767-05:00Comments on House of Lime: Decisions...Decisions...limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17259558876349307173noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-73752463476786782792010-08-04T01:36:24.928-04:002010-08-04T01:36:24.928-04:00I'd rather have a drink in front of me than a ...I'd rather have a drink in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...<br /><br /><br />BillBillhttp://umopepisdn.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-65603070064503255342010-08-03T09:29:00.340-04:002010-08-03T09:29:00.340-04:00I would do the loud farting. I'd just bring th...I would do the loud farting. I'd just bring the pooch with me everywhere and blame it on her.choochoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17994404946009103090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-7394125551052066702010-08-03T09:19:25.138-04:002010-08-03T09:19:25.138-04:00what a hoot! I'll be pondering these for days...what a hoot! I'll be pondering these for days now although #1 is easy ~ definitely the perfume!<br /><br />here's one:<br /><br />listen to fingers scraping a chalkboard for an hour or being locked in a room full of screaming toddlers for 5 hours?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-8291868317907577822010-08-03T06:10:42.215-04:002010-08-03T06:10:42.215-04:00Would you rather be wealthy or happy? There's ...Would you rather be wealthy or happy? There's one for you Michelle. - DaveDavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06851174879441602754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-82607118384026612452010-08-02T23:24:28.377-04:002010-08-02T23:24:28.377-04:00This is hilarious.. leave it to you.
Sign me up ...This is hilarious.. leave it to you. <br /><br />Sign me up for ribs and corn and the Mariachi band. And please excuse the perfume.Hilaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12787493532006658679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-20862218411770833632010-08-02T20:52:17.474-04:002010-08-02T20:52:17.474-04:00I am so touched by your Da Count post this week.
...I am so touched by your Da Count post this week. <br /><br />Ugh just the thought of pencil shavings in my nostrils makes me shudder!! ewwww!!<br /><br /><br />--snowsnowelfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06774922203013114354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-55661665261846914232010-08-02T18:56:25.050-04:002010-08-02T18:56:25.050-04:00To fall in love with someone who doesn't love ...To fall in love with someone who doesn't love you or to have someone you don't love fall in love with you?<br /><br />There is my question....(M)aryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10753777348163655324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-61825451432366310162010-08-02T18:53:40.185-04:002010-08-02T18:53:40.185-04:001) perfumed but loud farts
2) eating the same meal...1) perfumed but loud farts<br />2) eating the same meal over and over. I often do that anyway<br />3) oh yeah, I want to be Wonder Woman in someone else's delusion. I would play along! Didn't she have a lasso and a cool cape?<br />4) marachi band following me around. 24/7 dance music...<br />5) amy whinehouse with mother theresa compassion...<br />6) amletHay inway igpay atinlay 'otay ebay orway otnay otay ebay!'(M)aryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10753777348163655324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-5014515543053961132010-08-02T18:24:43.357-04:002010-08-02T18:24:43.357-04:00LOL
I try to not make decisions such as these on a...LOL<br />I try to not make decisions such as these on a too regular basis.Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03706844568750488890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-4736278662389828212010-08-02T18:08:24.917-04:002010-08-02T18:08:24.917-04:00So okay, would you rather be unable to bathe but h...So okay, would you rather be unable to bathe but have all clean clothes to wear?<br /><br />or<br /><br />Be able to bathe but only have filthy clothes to wear?<br /><br />Not sure where that came from, guess because I should be doing laundry right now.EmBeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11724526923343865256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-24358025317550980162010-08-02T14:32:51.067-04:002010-08-02T14:32:51.067-04:00My kids have this board game at their Dad's ho...My kids have this board game at their Dad's house but before it came out, we'd been playing our own version of this dinner-time game for years.secret agent womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763879283931347382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-53355692526441146612010-08-02T13:58:11.952-04:002010-08-02T13:58:11.952-04:00That's just hilarious stuff, Lime. I would lov...That's just hilarious stuff, Lime. I would love nothing more than to give you my considered opinions concerning each set of choices, but if my boss walks by and see me writing a treatise on farting...<br /><br />I'll contribute a choice, though:<br /><br />Would you rather be a gigantic peanut in a room full of squirrels, or a blow-up doll in a 350-pound sweaty virgin computer geek's motel room?<br /><br />Ugh. That one grosses ME out and I thought of it...Suldoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-50236052281666329182010-08-02T13:21:58.178-04:002010-08-02T13:21:58.178-04:00ootay Eebay Oryay Otnay ootay EEbay. Atthay isyay ...ootay Eebay Oryay Otnay ootay EEbay. Atthay isyay uhthay estionquay?<br /><br />Rockray Onyay Initray...:-)g-manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05597285773359986622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-13108350241658562032010-08-02T13:14:42.884-04:002010-08-02T13:14:42.884-04:00Are you suggesting that my exhaust fumes do NOT sm...Are you suggesting that my exhaust fumes do NOT smell like perfume??<br /><br />I would definitely rather read other people's minds than have them know what bizarre and disgusting things happen between my ears.Craver Viihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12882284402568264182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-35466977079454180122010-08-02T12:55:23.985-04:002010-08-02T12:55:23.985-04:00Cooper's questions is just cruel.
CRUEL!!
fun...Cooper's questions is just cruel.<br />CRUEL!!<br /><br />funny stuffLogophilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05791617221187190709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-39097555903916046932010-08-02T11:59:53.736-04:002010-08-02T11:59:53.736-04:00would you rather....
have sex everyday with Rev. ...would you rather....<br /><br />have sex everyday with Rev. Al Sharpton<br />or<br />live in celibacy on the planet of naked hugh jackmans<br /><br />????Cooperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05734473522246635749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-44995074476031959342010-08-02T08:30:08.518-04:002010-08-02T08:30:08.518-04:00Hmmm... I've pondered 1a before. So did Benja...Hmmm... I've pondered 1a before. So did Benjamin Franklin.<br /><br />I'd eat BBQ ribs and corn on the cob every day for a week, even with mittens. <br /><br />Extreme Grossness Alert! Once, during a chemically-enhanced college rap session, I hit a friend with this poser: For a million dollars cash, would you drink a tall, frosty glass of diarrhea? His response: My own, or someone else's? (Bleah)<br /><br />Yep. That's why they call it "dope."Crickethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07584174478393760131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-23480079947508773192010-08-02T08:13:51.940-04:002010-08-02T08:13:51.940-04:00Given the choice between tofu dogs and muskrat lov...Given the choice between tofu dogs and muskrat love, I'd definitely go with the dogs...Jazzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14644896022880634803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17765202.post-52135311901151596922010-08-02T00:38:46.924-04:002010-08-02T00:38:46.924-04:00Just because I want to picture your future holiday...Just because I want to picture your future holiday gatherings, I have to also point out that there's a board game of this thing. Oh, and we're taking our WOULD YOU RATHER in my purse on the flight on Tuesday...it's that entertaining! <br /><br />This book seems so totally made for you it's scary.Jocelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.com