Monday, July 06, 2009

Operation Relaxation: Successful

Dinner with Embee and her family at their house (And how much fun were all of them? Well, she seems to think I did not pick up on her crazy. Personally, I think my crazy just matches hers so it's all comfortably good. Her kids are sweet, funny, smart, and cool enough to be welcoming to Mom's "imaginary friend." Her husband is a stitch because he floored us all by indicating just how much he read up on me to make sure his wife wasn't inviting an axe murderer to join them for dinner...or disjoint them as the case may have been if I were really that sort of crazy. BIG thank yous to all of you for being so hospitable.): check

Safe arrival at one beach cottage (At midnight because the lady in line at the supermarket I stopped at on the way to the cottage after leaving Embee's was very concerned about being charged 10 cents too much for her Hot Pocket and the manager took FIFTEEN minutes to price check the wretched things. If only I'd had a dime to give the woman...): check

Sleeping late: check

Sleeping late: double check

Sleeping late: triple check

Strict adherence to the one garment rule (choose wisely): check

Many libations: check

Generally lovely weather (kinda crazy wind at the beach but that just provided entertainment watching people go chasing for things): check

Many hours in the sun (perhaps a bit more sunblock would have been advisable but no complaints, really): check

Books to read(I had a pile but only got through one. There was some distraction by Sudoku books. Hey, it's not like I have a required reading list, ya know.): check

Dinner out on Dad's dime (complete with waiter who seemed happy to keep checking on our well-being because it meant a chance to also check my cleavage but hey, everyone is happy here...we got good food and good service, I got called "beautiful" [as in, "Ok, beautiful, what would you like, this evening?" Yeah, he worked us all, but who's complaining? He wasn't over the top. If we wanted surliness we'd have gone to the Waffle House.], the waiter got a fat tip, Dad and Mary were entirely amused by the whole scene [and really, could I possibly make this parenthetical aside any longer? It's starting to remind me of Suldog and at this point I am nearly compelled to draw it out as long as possible. I think the point I was trying to make is all but lost now, which is not unlike my own conversation after 2 Mai Tais and half a bottle of wine at dinner, but I have SERIOUSLY digressed...]): check

Two entertaining kittens (very cute most of the time. I didn't even begrudge them wrestling on my bed at 5 AM since, as previously noted, I got to sleep late.): check

Amusing and convivial step-family in nearby cottage (A step cousin even expressed a bit of worry when I showed up far later than they expected me. Nice to know they had my back. I'm lucky Dad married into such a nice bunch.): check

Big pile of fireworks to blow up (and complemented nicely by the bigger pile someone else was setting off on the beach.): check

Aaaaahhh......

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Saturday, July 04, 2009

Happy Independence Day


*image from papercutting.blogspot.com

*text and links below from ushistory.com

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

John Hancock

New Hampshire:
Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton

Massachusetts:
John Hancock, Samuel Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry

Rhode Island:
Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery

Connecticut:
Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott

New York:
William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris

New Jersey:
Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark

Pennsylvania:
Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross

Delaware:
Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean

Maryland:
Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton

Virginia:
George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton

North Carolina:
William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn

South Carolina:
Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton

Georgia:
Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Back to the Beach


Before I resume the job hunt in earnest I am taking a few days to park myself in the sand with a stack of books. The routine will be rise late, eat, go to the beach and read until I am sweating to death, jump in the water until I am cold, return to the books on the beach, rinse, lather, repeat...
See you in a few days.

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Monday, June 29, 2009

Memes Aplenty

Start with your name:
Supreme Exalted Empress Lime

If your ex REALLY needed you at 3 am, would you go to his/her house?

Are you completely insane?

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?

You can break your hand doing that. A heel of the hand in a sharp upward thrust to the nose works better.

What are the last three things you spent money on?

A fur-lined sink
An electric dog polisher
Snipe hunting gear


What was the last thing you cried about?

Thanks for bringing up such a painful memory! Why dontcha just gimme a paper cut and pour lemon juice in it now!

Could you go a day without eating?

Where would I have to go?

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a J?

I have and it was absolutely toe-curlingly, mind-alteringly fabulous.

Do you smoke weed regularly?

Is smoking it a more effective means of preserving it for the long winter than canning it is?

Drugs are bad?

Your syntax sure is if that's your idea of an interrogative sentence. I mean maybe it could pass in a bit of dialogue if you are expressing shock and disbelief over such a notion as if it were some sort of new revelation, in this context, not so much.

Has anyone ever told you they're in love with you?

Yes, and it was toe-curlingly, mind-alteringly wonderful.

When was the last time you were disappointed?

I think I covered that enough last week, thank you very much.

Has a girl ever seriously punched you?

As opposed to comically punching me?

What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

Wouldn't you like to know...

Have you kissed two different people in one night?

I've kissed 3 different people in under a minute when I tucked my wee limelets in bed.

Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?

Is awkward easy? Does he want to be felt? Why don't the people trying to compel me to do it just feel awkward themselves?

In the past week have you felt stupid?

No, he won't let me feel him.

Have you ever been outside completely naked?

How else does one skinny dip, or in my case, chunky dunk?

What would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?

That would be a biological impossibility so I reckon I'd become rich and famous from the book deal and movie rights.

Who did you text the most yesterday?

Well, a couple of Pre-Columbian scholars and I were working on a Mayan codex.

What were you doing at 10pm Friday night?
That is just long enough ago for me to have a hard time remembering. My short term memory is shot. What were we talking about?

What are your plans for today?

Designing the new flag for when I overthrow Lichtenstein. Whaddya think of tie dye for a national flag?

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

Again, where do I have to go and why can't I stay put and do these things?

What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?

I was driven to the doctor due to a deep, dark depression caused by my dismay over the death of grammar.

What is the last thing you yelled aloud?

HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUPUA'A!

What do you think of when you think of Australia?

Mmmm.....Hugh...

What's one action you do when you're really nervous?

Nail biting. I favor the roofing nails over 2 penny nails.

Would you rather give up the computer or the TV?

Give it up for what? Give it up for Lent? Give it up for adoption? Give it up for dead?

One word that explains perfectly how you feel at the moment?

Desultory

Do you care if people hate you for no reason?

How is the hatred being expressed?

How hard is your life right now?

On the Mohs Scale it's somewhere between talc and diamonds.

Have you ever taken anyone for granted?

Perhaps, but I'd rather take them for ice cream. It's nice on a summer day.

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Friday, June 26, 2009

55 Things Worth Counting

Ok, so you know I got a concussion. You know I got into a head on collision a short time after that. You also know that after making it all the way to the final round I didn't get the job (which after wrecking my car I wanted even more badly because I really need some cash flow so I can put enough money together to buy at least some old clunker). Those are the three big hits I've taken in the last month. I haven't even told you about the series of smaller hits that came along with those big ones and I am not going to. I think you all have a feel for how much I just want to crawl in a cave and just forget about things. When one blogger emailed me I shared a little more and said I really didn't feel like doing Da Count this week but that's when I most need to do it. Truth be told there were a number of count worthy things I was able to come up with off the top of my head. That being the case, I decided instead of a 55 word story you'll get a 55 item list of things I am thankful for.

1. There was no bleeding in my brain after the concussion.
2. The CT tech was really nice.
3. No one involved in the accident was killed or maimed.
4. Although most of the ER staff was kinda jerky the CT tech there was really wonderful too. What is it about CT techs?
5. We have 2 pastors at our church. One works on my last nerve, the other is fantastic. The fantastic one showed up at the ER when I was there.
6. Pastor Fantastic understood my fears about the concussion thing because last year he was on medical leave for 6 months due to his own impeded recovery from a far more serious concussion.
7. My mom was at my house when I came home and gave me the hug I needed really desperately.
8. My mom stayed the night and whipped the kids and house into shape in time for my mother-in-law's arrival the next day.
9. My MIL made sure I didn't have to worry about cooking the week she was here.
10. Diana, my mom, my MIL, and my stepmom all worked together under a bit of direction from me to prepare a birthday dinner of Trini food (of those people Diana has only limited experience making Trini food, the others have none, and Mom...uh, well let's just say the kitchen is not her area of expertise at all) for Calypso. Really, just pause and consider the dynamics of that group of people working together in such close proximity and so cooperatively. The history that had to be put aside is astonishing. This one alone is a mind blower.
11. The weather held for Diana's graduation. I had scheduled Calypso's Sweet 16 bash with friends around what should have worked with the rain date for graduation only to have the school change the rain date at the last minute. The threat of rain was very real.
12. The weather held until the end for Calypso's pool party.
13. We have friends with a big pool and a huge backyard who very gladly offered to let Calypso have 40 friends over for a party.
14. My mom offered to take a day off work so she could take me to and from our family reunion.
15. I survived the weekend that had graduation, a Sweet 16 party, and a family reunion even though I was still pretty wiped out just from recovering.
16. Diana got a job with regular hours so she could leave the one where she never knew when or if she was working.
17. Mom came up again to help me get ready for the grad party.
18. Three great aunts and one great uncle came up to the party. Out of my whole extended family I've only had a handful ever be willing to come up to my house. I was really glad to see them.
19. My closest friend from before Trinidad and my closest friend since returning to the US got to meet each other at Diana's party.
20. They loved each other.
21. We had a ton of food leftover so I didn't do a lot of cooking this week when I took the last hit. (Though I am not entirely sure my family would include this on their list. They got pretty tired of the same thing over and over.)
22. A lady I don't know very well offered to help get me to my chiropractor appointments if Mr. Lime needs to be out with the truck.
23. The same lady picked me up to go to a pool party for grown up women.
24. The grown up pool party wound up being a very small affair and we sat sipping drinks and eating poolside while we watched the sun set. I much preferred that to a big crowd.
25. The assistants who work with me at the chiropractor's office are such lovely people.
26. Physically I am feeling much better than I thought I would be at this point.
27. My cousin in Boston has been calling to check up on me regularly.
28. I found my new quiet, thinking spot this week mainly because I don't have a car and was forced to find one I could walk to.
29. God didn't throw a lightning bolt at me when I told Him I was mad at Him.
30. I really wanted that job but there was one aspect about it that I was very uneasy about so I am slowly reconciling to the idea that maybe it was better not to get that job....but, uh...I still really need one and this area is not exactly crawling with opportunity...I'm working on it...
31. I'm not wallowing any more.
32. Just as I was dejectedly telling someone I didn't get the job a package from Suldog and his wife arrived.
33. It contained the Mr. Rogers Swings CD, which was like a gentle, musical hug.
34. Listening to it also brought back some really happy memories.
35. I've gotten phone calls and emails from other bloggers who took to time to care this week.
36. I've gotten bunches of supportive comments even from people who have never read me before because WIXY asked his readers to come by for that purpose.
37. I did get my official certification from the PA Dept. of Education as a Library Assistant so at least I can put that on my next resume.
38. My criminal record check is free of things that prevent employment with children.
39. The fine the judge imposed for the expired car inspection was less than I expected...still more than I wanted, but less than I expected.
40. I had enough money last week to pay for camp for 2 kids.
41. I think I will have enough to pay the fine this week.
42. There were 2 nights last week that Isaac and I had some nice, quiet time together.
43. He had a fantastic school year this year.
44. Calypso had a fairly dismal year academically but she pulled it together at the end.
45. She had an amazing affirmation when she was accepted into a performing arts school for next year.
46. Diana finished school strong.
47. She got accepted into the honor's program at her college.
48. Mr. Lime has been teaching Isaac a lot of practical repair skills lately and it seems like they've enjoyed working together.
49. Cooper got a genuine guffaw out of me yesterday with this post.
50. A friend called out of the blue and asked if I want to use her car while she is in California, all I have to do is drive her to the airport.
51. It saves her parking fees and it saves me filling the gas guzzling Jezebel.
52. Jocelyn pointed out I have great hair...
53. ...as well as zest and pizzazz.
54. I am continually amazed by good things when I get my head out of my butt and look for the good.
55. Lecram was smart enough to start the whole idea of Da Count or I might not be doing this today when I most need to.

That said, I'd encourage you all to take a moment to visit Lecram and give him a kind word because his mother left this word this week. And if this post isn't the most amazing example of finding something to count even in the midst of great sadness I don't know what is. I would be very grateful to those of you who are kind enough to give your condolences to him.

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Slice of Lime-A Quiet Spot

Yesterday was not a good day around here. The last few days have brought more frustrations and unwelcome news. I'll spare all the details. I'm just not in the mood and I'd probably wind up saying some very nasty things. Among all the other crap, yesterday I found out I didn't get the job. I had a lovely little pity party for myself. There was crying and a refusal to be consoled. I bet you're sorry you missed it. I was asked what the next step is and I said there is none because every time I take one forward lately I get knocked back six steps. I loose less ground by refusing to advance. Really, it was my finest hour. Later my cousin called and listened to me cry the blues. After that she told me to rehydrate and take a walk. Those seemed like manageable steps so I took them.

I'm told some folks are ocean people and some are mountain people. Personally, I rather like the parts of the California coast where ocean and mountains met, best of both worlds and all. But I grew up escaping to the low mountains of the East Coast and I still find comfort in them. A forest cut by running water is about perfect to me. The ocean and the plains have their own magic but they don't comfort me when I feel beaten. They make me feel exposed. The forest lets me slip away quietly among the trees to find a quiet spot where I can hide for a bit.

I went to the woods because trees are good listeners too. They don't judge you. Somehow even the ones that tower over you don't make you feel small in a shameful sort of way. They spread out their branches as if to shield you from too hot sun or too heavy rain. They whisper softly. I didn't go planning anything other than to wander a while and sit but there was solace and wisdom there. I thought it would be better to share that than to continue my whining. I pulled out my camera phone to do so, so excuse the poor picture quality.


The quiet spot. Well, ok, the water just drowns out the nearby highway noises. Good enough for me.

I can think. No interruptions. No demands. Just sit and listen and think. Wallow a little if needed. I told you, trees don't judge.



The old hemlocks suggest it's time to stand. Here's a hand. Get up now. Walk among my friends. It's been a while since we had a visitor. We're glad you came.

But I've fallen and I can't get up.

Holler for help if you have to.


Sometimes you'll grow crooked before you grow straight but you do what you must to get the water and light you need to live.


Your support system might look at bit odd to others but if it keeps you standing that's the important part.


It would be nice to have someone to walk with you on the trail but they won't always be either patient enough or energetic enough to go at your pace. Sometimes you have to walk by yourself.

Eventually, you'll have to make some choices.


You can't sit in one spot forever unless you want a moss covered butt.

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Oodles of Memes

Ananda Girl got me this time. I added two categories because I felt the need to have this whole thing be even (or odd, as the case may be when you do 5x5).

5 Obsessions
Chocolate
Tie Dye
Hugh Jackman (preferably after he has removed the tie dyed shirt I made him and is now slathered liberally in chocolate)
My plot to overthrow Lichtenstein
The eradication of canned peas


5 Dislikes
Being itchy
Vapid celebrities
Concussions
Head on collisions
Sauerkraut


5 Things things better than a head-on collision
Childbirth by Caesarian with a failed epidural
Scrubbing a toilet
Watching a marathon of Rock of Love (this is only marginally better)
Reading anything by Nicholas Sparks or Danielle Steel
Vomiting


5 Things worse than a head-on collision
A home invasion robbery
The threat of back surgery
Anaphylactic shock
Paralysis
Amputation


5 Tagged
The mattress
Clearance rack clothes
The slow runner who it perpetually "it"
The odd wall hanging from Great Aunt Muriel I got for my wedding but am now selling at the yard sale
The corpse being sent to the morgue

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