
Since the previously mentioned lump is described in a radiology report as a Category 4 it sounds like a hurricane. Hence, I have named it Ivan. After a consult with a doctor it has been decided that Ivan will be evicted on Monday. So I have told Ivan he'd better inform any of his good-for-nothing, asshole buddies who might be lurking around that the party is over. I will know by next Thursday what the true character of this freeloader is. Sincere thanks to all who have offered kind words and prayers.