Here she is limbering up for her date.
ROME (Reuters) - The zig-zagging car gave them away. When Italian police pulled over the vehicle, they found a completely naked 70-year-old woman who had been trying to have sex with the driver -- 11 years her junior.
(This lady rocks! I say if there aren't any 70 year old men who can keep up, go for the ones who can, Granny!)
After demanding the joy-riding couple get dressed, the police tested the semi-nude male motorist for drunk driving.
"He was three times over the legal (blood-alcohol) limit," said police commander Angelo D'Anardo in the city of Cologno al Serio, northeast of Milan. "We assume they must have been drinking at lunch and then things got out of control."
(Now here is a really fine piece of police reasoning. Three times over the legal limit and the cops say, 'Gee, they must have been drinking.' Ya think so, Sherlock? Also, if the police demanded the couple dress, why was the driver tested semi-nude? Anyone else catch that? Either the police don't know what dressed is or the journalist is a bit confused.)
Asked if the couple were married, D'Anardo said he wasn't sure -- but somehow doubted it. "Married people wouldn't probably do anything like this."
(Sadly, there is a certain logic here.)