Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Weird News Wednesday-You Go, Girl!

Here she is limbering up for her date.
granny


ROME (Reuters) - The zig-zagging car gave them away. When Italian police pulled over the vehicle, they found a completely naked 70-year-old woman who had been trying to have sex with the driver -- 11 years her junior.

(This lady rocks! I say if there aren't any 70 year old men who can keep up, go for the ones who can, Granny!)


After demanding the joy-riding couple get dressed, the police tested the semi-nude male motorist for drunk driving.
"He was three times over the legal (blood-alcohol) limit," said police commander Angelo D'Anardo in the city of Cologno al Serio, northeast of Milan. "We assume they must have been drinking at lunch and then things got out of control."

(Now here is a really fine piece of police reasoning. Three times over the legal limit and the cops say, 'Gee, they must have been drinking.' Ya think so, Sherlock? Also, if the police demanded the couple dress, why was the driver tested semi-nude? Anyone else catch that? Either the police don't know what dressed is or the journalist is a bit confused.)

Asked if the couple were married, D'Anardo said he wasn't sure -- but somehow doubted it. "Married people wouldn't probably do anything like this."

(Sadly, there is a certain logic here.)

18 comments:

James Goodman said...

Go, granny, go. :D My post today also involves Italians exhibiting unorthodox behavior. Though I hope I’m still able to be that unorthodox when I’m 70…

Breazy said...

Go Granny ! Like James said , I hope I can go like that at 70 ! I love these weird new stories but if you notice they always seem to involve either dumbass cops or dumbass people ! hehe Have a good day !

Jericho said...

thanks for bringing smiles (and hopes?) on this wednesday morn... :)

Phain said...

gives a whole new meaning to the term "joy ride" - hehehe

MyUtopia said...

LOL, that is hilarious!

barefoot_mistress said...

Go get em granny!

Hey, that is a pretty impressive photo of that old mama...I can barely do that now...and Im half her age....

bsoholic said...

LOL! Go granny, go granny! hahahaha!

gloria jean said...

Hey that's Foofie from my February 26th post about senior athletes! Now I get why she always practicing those splits. You GO GIRL!

lime said...

james and breazy, yep. i hope i am still that lusty when i hit 70, though hopefully more discreet.

jericho, my pleasure. glad it was good for you too, bwahaha....

le chat, indeed it does!

myutopia, glad youenjoyed.

susie, i know! i'd be in all sorts of pain if i tried that position!

bs, *wink*

gloria, she was? oops. i just googled her. i thought she was a hoot.

Sheri said...

lol! Go Granny - whatever rocks your world is ok by me!

These Wierd Wednesday's stuff is a hoot.

Nice split too. Holy crap, I'd be in traction for a freakin' month if I even tried that.

MyUtopia said...

The picture reminds of the friends episode when Pheobe tells chandler that she is good in bed because she is "bendy"

Seamus said...

I dunno - I'd take issue with the last bit of logic! There was this time in..... ;)

Top cat said...

lime..thanks for the laugh, after an exhausting day I needed that.
thanks
tc

lime said...

sheri, i'd be in traction right next to you

my utopia, i missed that one!

seamus, you are one lucky dude ;)


tc, most happy to oblige!

Jericho said...

ok - one more to go, then it's your turn to be interviewed - will be up tomorrow afternoon

I didn't realize how involved this interviewing could be! That is NOT a complaint, just an observation. Afterall, I chose to do it this way. It is more fulfilling, and lots more fun, really, then just asking simpler questions.

~hope all is well in your world~

DaMasta said...

You're right, there isn't enough semi-nude car-humping in marriages lately.


;)

snavy said...

Screw the network news... I'm getting all my news from you!! LOL!!!

keda said...

hurrah there's hope for us yet!
lovely story.
thanks*