ROME (Reuters) - The zig-zagging car gave them away. When Italian police pulled over the vehicle, they found a completely naked 70-year-old woman who had been trying to have sex with the driver -- 11 years her junior.
(This lady rocks! I say if there aren't any 70 year old men who can keep up, go for the ones who can, Granny!)
After demanding the joy-riding couple get dressed, the police tested the semi-nude male motorist for drunk driving.
"He was three times over the legal (blood-alcohol) limit," said police commander Angelo D'Anardo in the city of Cologno al Serio, northeast of Milan. "We assume they must have been drinking at lunch and then things got out of control."
(Now here is a really fine piece of police reasoning. Three times over the legal limit and the cops say, 'Gee, they must have been drinking.' Ya think so, Sherlock? Also, if the police demanded the couple dress, why was the driver tested semi-nude? Anyone else catch that? Either the police don't know what dressed is or the journalist is a bit confused.)
Asked if the couple were married, D'Anardo said he wasn't sure -- but somehow doubted it. "Married people wouldn't probably do anything like this."
(Sadly, there is a certain logic here.)
16 comments:
Go, granny, go. :D My post today also involves Italians exhibiting unorthodox behavior. Though I hope I’m still able to be that unorthodox when I’m 70…
Go Granny ! Like James said , I hope I can go like that at 70 ! I love these weird new stories but if you notice they always seem to involve either dumbass cops or dumbass people ! hehe Have a good day !
thanks for bringing smiles (and hopes?) on this wednesday morn... :)
gives a whole new meaning to the term "joy ride" - hehehe
LOL, that is hilarious!
Go get em granny!
Hey, that is a pretty impressive photo of that old mama...I can barely do that now...and Im half her age....
LOL! Go granny, go granny! hahahaha!
james and breazy, yep. i hope i am still that lusty when i hit 70, though hopefully more discreet.
jericho, my pleasure. glad it was good for you too, bwahaha....
le chat, indeed it does!
myutopia, glad youenjoyed.
susie, i know! i'd be in all sorts of pain if i tried that position!
bs, *wink*
gloria, she was? oops. i just googled her. i thought she was a hoot.
lol! Go Granny - whatever rocks your world is ok by me!
These Wierd Wednesday's stuff is a hoot.
Nice split too. Holy crap, I'd be in traction for a freakin' month if I even tried that.
The picture reminds of the friends episode when Pheobe tells chandler that she is good in bed because she is "bendy"
lime..thanks for the laugh, after an exhausting day I needed that.
thanks
tc
sheri, i'd be in traction right next to you
my utopia, i missed that one!
seamus, you are one lucky dude ;)
tc, most happy to oblige!
ok - one more to go, then it's your turn to be interviewed - will be up tomorrow afternoon
I didn't realize how involved this interviewing could be! That is NOT a complaint, just an observation. Afterall, I chose to do it this way. It is more fulfilling, and lots more fun, really, then just asking simpler questions.
~hope all is well in your world~
You're right, there isn't enough semi-nude car-humping in marriages lately.
;)
Screw the network news... I'm getting all my news from you!! LOL!!!
hurrah there's hope for us yet!
lovely story.
thanks*
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