Mr. Lime and I often find strange gifts for each other. This year he gave me a 'frah-gee-lay' gift that amounted to a major award. Try not to be too jealous.
I gave Mr. Lime this handheld Atom massager. He enjoyed trying it on different parts. It was passed all around so everyone could enjoy the benefits of this lovely little massager. When Isaac got his he promptly stuck it in his crotch and announced, "Oooooh, that feels good!" Diana announced there was to be no masturbation in the living room and thus, Isaac was introduced to a new vocabulary word.
Such was Christmas morning at House of Lime. Hope Santa was good to all of you!