Every now and then I take a look in my SPAM filter before I dump it. Just to make sure I am not missing something that was inadvertently filtered. Here is some of what I found...
Phonesai Zeroes tells me, "Give girls what they want with your long hard instrument."
Oh yeah, baby! I love a man who knows what to do with a trombone.
Williams P. Short reassures me that I can have convenient and private ordering for my penis enhancement drugs.
I'm thinking with a name like Willie Short he may want to take advantage of his own offers.
Totally Satisfied offers me great deals on replica purses, watches, and pens.
I would have figured she'd be selling Willie's goods. Purses, watches, and pens? Are these euphemisms?
OOfun Valentines tells me I can send Balloon Grams for the holiday.
So given all the other SPAM is this a reference to colorful latex or mylar novelties filled with helium or are they wanting to inflate something else?
Colin Powell asks, "Why be an average guy any longer?" The body of the email isn't advertising but it's a weird rambling thing that I believe is supposed to sound somewhat erotic.
All I can say is if Colin Powell has taken to directly marketing his erotic imaginings to the unsuspecting public our country is in bigger trouble than I thought.