Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Weird Wednesday-Mandles

I saw this at Sudiegirl's so I am not being at all original. Mandles are the candle for a manly man. You can choose from such enticing aromas as Chuck Norris Sweat, Urinal Cake, and Wet Dog.

What no Diesel Fumes, Beer, or Old Sneaker scented mandles?

Calypso and I were invited to the Jersey Shore for the day so we will be enjoying the smells of Coppertone, Ocean Breeze, and Sandy Towel.

36 comments:

Mona said...

Yahtzeee!

You have a good time Lime :)

Craver Vii said...

Ewwwww... too manly for me, I guess!

I hear that Chuck Norris doesn't sleep at night. He waits.

And instead of push-ups, he actually pushes the earth down.

furiousBall said...

oh holy crap that rules

S said...

Say with NY Jew accent:

Oh my gawdd, ah you shuurah you wanna go in that watah?
The joisey showah?
Ah ya kiddin me?
Fahget about it!!!

You'll die, you're gonna get cramps n die, I tell ya. No swimmin' 'til 20 minuts aftah you eat or you'll drown for shurah!

(My impersonation of Garys mom, rest her soul, she was too good for this woild!)

What exit ya gettin' offa to go to da showah? Have a good time!

Suldog said...

Nothing quite so lovely as getting out of the ocean, toweling off a bit, then laying down on your big fluffy blanket (or towel) and feeling the sun, smelling the salt air and foods, and listening to the backgrounds of surf and fun-loving kids (and maybe a ballgame on the radio, if you're lucky.)

Man, I have GOT to get to the beach at least once this year...

ciara said...

those mandles sound gross.

we were just at the beach couple of weeks ago...except we have to travel a bit to get to one LOL enjoy your day! :)

bsoholic said...

Heh heh... I wonder what Top Gun smells like?

lecram said...

Woot! Have fun! Cheers!

VE said...

Ha! I didn't know that Diesel fumes though. Have you told him that on his blog? Occasionally he whines and certainly he pimps his books and web sites. But fumes? Wow...

Beach Bum said...

Have a great time. We are heading for Pawleys Island August 16th. Can't wait to smell Coppertone and ocean breezes myself.

barman said...

What, no beer farts? I want my money back!!!

Hope you had a wonderful time enjoying your much more prefered scents. Sounds like a lovely time. At least in my head it does. I have to watch out for those voices...

snowelf said...

Wow does this remind me of Monsters, Inc when he's looking for the "odorant"... :)

--snow

Moosekahl said...

warm sweaty sandy towel is one of my favorite smells...

EmBee said...

Hope you have an awesome time and don't forget your beach tag!

Queenie said...

Give me Coppertone, Ocean Breeze and Sandy Towel, everytime...

mssolitaire said...

LMAO Mandles... I'm SO getting those for my friends! ;)

Have a blast at the beach... I too am heading out for some much needed R&R! ;)

<3

Breazy said...

I have given you a special award on my blog. :)

Maddy said...

Infinitely preferable I'd say.
Cheers

citizen of the world said...

Ick! Now there's a product we don't need!

SignGurl said...

I think Mr. Sign came up with some of those on his own. Bean soup seepage would be his best.

Diesel said...

Diesel fumes indeed. I know when I'm not wanted.

M said...

i have a mandle scent for boy cats and dogs: butt musk.

i am not sure if human males have the same ability to project scents out their behinds in order to mark territory.

TorAa said...

Ain't nothing to wonder about why men lives shorter than women.

btw. I'm now in Windy City

Jocelyn said...

What killer names!

I hope you guys have, er, gotten all the sand out of your various cracks.

Blither said...

Mandles- Eww. *Shiver*

Enjoy the shore, Bella!!

San said...

Craver's comment is funny. Don't think I can equal that.

Wish I could think of a manly scent. I'm trying to come up with something for a corporate mover and shaker type. The Scent of the Deal?

A day by the water. So lovely. And impossible here in the desert. Enjoy, my dear!

San said...

Correction: The Smell of a Deal. Yes, that has a nice, marketable ring. Where's Madison Avenue when I could copyright this?

Gledwood said...

Hey how's it going? I've moved house and all... which is why I've barely been round. And I'm not in quite the chaos I was when I last left you a msg. Come by today and see African Pygmy Mice (not to mention Mongolian Pygmy Hamsters...)

;->...

S said...

Hey Michelle

It appears the Comcast monsters have got me and/or my website and um, my blog currently "does not exist"

I assure you there has been no bridge jumping. :P
Could you go try to comment on my blog and then email me if it doesnt work and tell me what happens? No hurry...I know youre at the joisey showah!
S

Trooper Thorn said...

Those Mandle scents are great; I headed right there. They need to add Tackle Box, Hockey Bag and Pert. Yes, that's right: Pert. If a girl uses Pert we are helpless.

Thanks for visiting. I'll let you know if I don't see Wifebeater Guy before Friday.

RennyBA said...

Objections: Your original Lime and that's what I like about you.

airplanejayne said...

Hope you had a great time -- I am back from the beach, and getting ready to leave for Nebraska.

Oh! And I've a great idea for a Mandle scent:
PullMyFinger.

Maddy said...

Wednesday! Ooo it must be summer holidays then.
Cheers

jillie said...

Now those are the smells of summer! I hope you had a great time Lime ;o)

Fred said...

Hope you're enjoying the Shore.

Can I drink a beer candle?

Rhea said...

I grew up in Jersey going to Sandy Hook Beach. Memories...