Slice of Lime-Short Skirt, Long Jacket

So having a houseful and starting the crazy schedule that is summer sports practice isn't terribly conducive to creativity. This week's song is one I like to dance around to in the kitchen. It's one the kids used to like to dance around to as well. It's a fun song that required absolutely no creativity on my part in terms of coming up with images...although if I had time I could have come up with better than this (Especially that line about the machete, I used to have one big ass machete.). Ladies and gentleman, Cake's Short Skirt, Long Jacket.

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt
and a long jacket..

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a
long, long jacket..

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At city bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron

I want a girl with a short skirt and
a long jacket..

~Cake~