Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Resourcefulness

Well, isn't it just great fun watching the news these days? Banks are going under and markets are in an uproar. It's time to figure out how to gain some extra income.


280 WATTS Body Battery Calculator - Find Out How Much Electricity Your Body is Producing -

That doesn't seem like much. According to the 30 seconds of research I put into the matter that will power a 1/4 inch drill...for how long I don't know.




bedroom toys
I reckon if there's going to be drilling going on this may be somewhat more lucrative.






$4675.00
If all else fails there's always this...





HumanForSale.com - Fun Quizzes

Maybe I should just put myself on eBay.

29 comments:

Mona said...

Yahtzee

Maddy said...

Blimey! Now those are my kind of calculators. I'm zipping off to the first one now as that seems most appropriate at the moment. [I'll probably skip the 'bed' one as I'm never in it for long enough so the results might be a little disappointing.
Cheers

Mona said...

sigh...

Human sale....

& I feel I'm desperately, drastically reduced...bargain basement, special sale, easy terms, instant credit...

Sigh...

(M)ary said...

wow. you need to show that one about the bed to your husband, let him know how lucky he is.

Cheesy said...

Screw the off-shore drilling! I like in-house drilling MUCH more!

S said...

My cadaver is worth $3,255.

I guess I lost points for being 47 and short!

Suldog said...

That's some pretty high-priced drilling. Of course, you are the Empress Of The Universe (or, at least, you plan on being so.) So, I guess it's actually quite reasonable.

S said...

LOL @ Mona!

Mona you are worth millions of lakhs!!!

S said...

LOL @ Mona!

Mona you are worth millions of lakhs!!!

Craver Vii said...

Curiosity drove me to take the quizzes. We can't put too much faith in these results, because Your Empress-ship is worth ever-so much more than 1.9 million!! Nevertheless, I found my results veeeeery interesting.
Battery: not interested enough to take the test.
Bed: 918/hr (Oh, THAT's believable!!)
Cadaver: $4,090
Worth: 2.22 million (Yeah... riiiight!!)

barman said...

Wow, I am worth way more dead than alive. I am worth $5,265.

Personally I think you are underpriced on your catagories. Although $1,200 in bed... yowzer.

Liquid said...

This is great!

Craver Vii said...

Oh most illustrious empress Lime, might you be pleased to show your benevolence by correcting Mona's score? It seems her decimal was misplaced. And if cyber-justice mandates that it must be taken from somewhere, I would gladly give it up from my score (which was unrealistically inflated anyway).

lime said...

mona, you are priceless, dear

maddy, lol, i understand. redeem the time!

mary, i LIKE the way you think.

cheesy, great choice of words, hehehe

s, i bet your other values were high though

suldog, i strive to be reasonable

craver, as empress i have already adjusted mona's worth to more accurately reflect her high value. for your act of selflessness willingness to impart some of your own value you have also been increased.

barman, flattery may increase your value as well

liquid, thanks

ciara said...

human sale: 884,000 of course i didn't answer all the questions.

cadaver: 4490

in bed: 1040 (but i think this test is in accurate as i think i'm worth far more LOL)

energy: 293 watts (is this why i'm always full of static electricity?)

furiousBall said...

$1209/hour... i might need to rethink my career

VE said...

Well next time I sleep with you you'll owe me $46 per hour. Apparently I'm worth that much more per hour! ha ha ha ha

Desmond Jones said...

Well, at least YOU are worth quite a bit more than your cadaver. . .

Which is nice to know. . .

Missy said...

Woot girl you are valuable indeed!!

I on the other hand can be found at K-mart under the blue light special :)

That was fun.

BTExpress said...

I'm worth $979 in bed and your worth $1193. So how about if I give you $214 to make up the difference?

PS
I snore, so I think that brought down my price considerably. :-(

G-Man said...

YAY!!!!
The price of lard just went up so I'm worth $89.50!!!

xox

~Tim said...

I like my women the way I like my coffee, but I can't afford $1200 a cup....

John-Michael said...

I have elected to apply all of my 331watts of power to let you know that to fix a value on you would be akin to estimating the worth of a sunset ... a symphony ... and a direct pipeline to an outspout from the Godiva Chocolate factory.

That's it ... time to re-charge the old batteries.

NYD said...

Dead, in bed I generate 310 watts of energy. I guess it will be enough to power my drill. The wife pro\bably won't notice.

I really liked the tribute to Dr. J and am waiting patiently for the conquest of the universe to begin.

I am certain that we will all be better for it.

jillie said...

My cadaver is worth $5040.00! Woooohooo!!! I guess I can stop hooking on the streets now.

lime said...

ciara, 1040 you say...were you evaluated by an IRS agent?

furiousball, amazing no?

ve, LOL, but how's the power output? i may offset the difference there

desmond, quite a relief actually!

missy, i'd have put myself on a clearance rack

btexpress, LOL, deal

gman, hush yoself. you're invaluable

tim, just don't combine the coffee and the women

john michael, you just said the magic word....aaaahhh....chocolate

nyd, you are too kind. good luck with the drilling

jillie, good news eh!

Mona said...

well, it called me worth $ 2.58 million...

Thanks for the offer craver... You are so sweet

Cocotte said...

Those were amusing. I had to do the sex one and it said I'm worth "More than Average" whatever that means.

Trooper Thorn said...

If a person is worth over $1000/hour in bed, what could a guy command if he's good for only 7 minutes? Seven really awesome minutes, I might add.

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