Not that long ago I had 32 teaspoons. I had two sets with service for 8 and Mr. Lime's aunt gave me 16 more from another set she was getting rid of. I now have only 15 teaspoons to my name. No one in my house seems to have any reasonable explanation as to the location of the missing teaspoons. (Why does this entry sound like a word problem?)
Just 4 weeks ago Isaac had 12 pair of underwear to his name. After doing all the laundry we seem to be able to locate 7 pair. Have the missing 5 pair run away with the 17 missing teaspoons? I thought the dish ran away with the spoon. I reckon it was the boxer briefs instead.
What does it mean if mushrooms in your refrigerator grow mold? Two forms of fungi in one spot. Who knew? It's a strange thing but not nearly as revolting as the cucumber skin which collapsed in my hand revealing the innards to be completely liquefied.
What perplexes you?