Thursday, September 03, 2009

$@^%$W#%*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slice of Lime has been delayed because my (expletive deleted) computer and (expletive deleted) software update don't want to (expletive deleted) play nice together. Heck, they won't even show up on my (expletive deleted) hard drive. Therefore I can't get the (expletive deleted) pictures uploaded to Blogger. I am so (expletive deleted) tired of fighting with this (expletive deleted) computer for the last 2 weeks to make it work. Instead of my normal MO of pulling something out of the thin air at the last minute I've actually been planning this post since the weekend. Really tempted to take a (expletive deleted) sledgehammer to the machine.

Oh, and while I am in rant mode I am REALLY (expletive deleted) tired of my (overwhelming torrent of invective deleted) car and health insurance companies (may they and their minions rot in hell) that keep (expletive deleted) me up the (expletive deleted) without lube since my accident. As if a totaled car and a destabilization of migraines and my lower back/neck isn't enough (expletive deleted), now I get to deal with their (expletive deleted) shenanigans on top of it all when they decide to ignore bills and cancel my (expletive deleted) policy because they say they didn't get my (expletive deleted) premium. Got that (expletive deleted) little gem of a (expletive deleted) notice last night. (Expletive deleted) those (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted)!!!!




Yeah, it's kinda like that.

25 comments:

Cocotte said...

I've had similar days, and interestingly enough, they always involve health insurance companies!

Ananda girl said...

There... that's my favorite Steve Martin film! Trains, Planes and Automobiles.

Yes... that's it... the breaking point. Fight or die.

I will send good thoughts... hope it gets better.

(M)ary said...

oh dear. let's hope there is a special place in hell for unethical insurance companies. (wait, is that redundant, did i need to put "unethical" in that sentence?)

Desmond Jones said...

Re insurance companies - been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Except I didn't get the T-shirt, because I don't qualify for that benefit, since the policy explicitly excludes acts of God that happen after 3PM on a day beginning with 'T' or 'S'. . .

I don't know when it happened, exactly, but somewhere in the last 10 years or so, insurance companies morphed themselves into why-we-aren't-going-to-insure-you companies. They're happy enough to collect the premiums, but when it comes to paying a claim, they just drag you thru hell and back. . .

Bastards.

EmBee said...

The next time I get REALLY pissed, I'm gonna let Steve Martin do the talking for me too!
:-)

74WIXYgrad said...

I love it when you blog dirty.

And hate it when everything seems to go wrong.

Try to salvage a good day out of this.

Craver Vii said...

Tu parle Francais? Oui, bien sur!

Sorry you're going through such a rough time. :-(

S said...

We had a medical emergency in January. Since then we've been slowly paying off the bills because they are big. So here it is, September, and we get ANOTHER bill for SAME amount.
In calling them, I am told, "Oh well, the first bill was for the doctor. This bill is for the clinic."
Um? Why didnt I know about this other bill? It took 9 months for my insurance company to process it.

NINE MONTHS!

(*^%$ $#@*** @#*!!!!)

Word veri: eudruplo
:P

Moannie said...

Apart from the fact that that is the funniest movie ever and a great favourite I am going to juxtapose all those fucks into your post just so I know how you really feel. I'm screaming for you my pet.
Deep breaths now.
Do you think anyone noticed I used a bad word, mommy?

jinksy said...

Guess some days are just shit...plain and simple. :)

Lulda Casadaga said...

Mama said there would be days like this...:( Hang in there lime...:/

Suldog said...

$%@#*$%*$&#@%%*!@#@!

In other words, I feel for ya.

G-Man said...

Fuckin-A!!!!

coopernicus said...

(explative deleted) and 20 wombats sideways....

Hilary said...

Ugh.. I hope it can be resolved. Or you can move to Canada..

Mona said...

It was fun trying to fill in the blanks(?) with fucking, fucked up, and fuck . But at some places some others workede= better!

~Tim said...

Wow! Your internal censor is getting a workout today! Hope things go better.

James Goodman said...

aw, I'm sorry for your woes, Lime. I hope you get it resolved pretty (expletive deleted) quick. :D

Desmond Jones said...

And I'm getting the tiniest chuckle at the 'cultural impact' of Watergate, and how the transcripts of the Nixon tapes brought the phrase '(expletive deleted)' into the common lexicon. . .

Beach Bum said...

...car and health insurance companies (may they and their minions rot in hell)

What? My congressman assures me that they always have the best interests of their customers as their top priority.

NYD said...

I really enjoyed filling in the blanks. Much, much better than Mad Libs. LMAO!

San said...

By all means, reinsert a few of those expletives. You've earned them, milady.

Malicious Intent said...

I am sorry, but could you fill in the expletive deleted sections, as I have a really hard time understanding without all of the colorful four (or more) letter metaphors which are now standard operating protocol when talking about insurance companies of any kind.

There there there....it's ok. I hate the f'n bastards too. I have a spare baseball bat, chain saw and a nice new shiny nail gun. Come on over for a cup of tea....my state houses many of those expletive companies because we are a tax haven. So we can go visit them and say HI.

Herbal or Earl Gray? Your pick.
Just want to know what you want to mix the whiskey with is all.

Steve Martin - sexy muh hah hah hah

BTExpress said...

Expletives deleted are hot.

Jocelyn said...

You're cute when your head is exploding.