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Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Happy Humpday
READER ADVISORY: You never saw THIS on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. I strongly suggest you put down any drinks or food before watching this. Then again maybe I am just completely warped in finding this as hilarious as I did.
Ever notice how it never seems the female species in the wild kingdom ever seems to be as enthralled in the mating practices as the male species? Hmmmm....
What??? No movie... no dinner.. no flowers beforehand? The male smacks her and gets his hump down. Of course the female acted the way she did. She was completely unimpressed.
I just saw a ideo ecently of tortoise sex, but at the end she knocked him over and left him lying on his back and waving his legs helplessly in the air.
At least she didn't fake it.. that would make her a mock turtle. After she found out that he video taped it and put in on the internet, she snapped. Now she's just a shell of the turtle she once was. ;)
17 comments:
LMAO!!!!!
Consider me just as warped!
Ever notice how it never seems the female species in the wild kingdom ever seems to be as enthralled in the mating practices as the male species? Hmmmm....
;)
I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe and tears started pouring down and Sprout ran up and threw her little arm around my neck and told me to relax.
We can be warped together.
Ahhhh...Le Petit Mort!!!
Dang it! You know I can never watch these video things at work; so now I hafta wait all day till I can catch it at home tonight. . .
What??? No movie... no dinner.. no flowers beforehand? The male smacks her and gets his hump down. Of course the female acted the way she did. She was completely unimpressed.
So funny, he's happy and she is thinking of England, as in lying back and thinkingof...
I just saw a ideo ecently of tortoise sex, but at the end she knocked him over and left him lying on his back and waving his legs helplessly in the air.
ICK
LOL
OY
I think I dated that girl...she had even less personality before...
At least she didn't fake it.. that would make her a mock turtle. After she found out that he video taped it and put in on the internet, she snapped. Now she's just a shell of the turtle she once was. ;)
You're right.
Warped AND hilarious!
Tortoise porn?
The still of this video made me think it was a snake. This is more creepy to me than funny.
This is rather how I imagine Bill and Hilary Clinton in the sack.
Oh, Lord help me. The amazingly blase look on the (I assume) female tortoise is just hilarious.
Oh, and LOL, Hilary!
I'm really bummed that I didn't get to view this before it was removed.
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