Ok, so it's several hours later than I normally post and I have to go to work soon and don't have time to wax humorous or philosophical (but if I had time to wax I'd probably wax my upper lip instead). Today let's play fill in the blank, ok?
I love ________________ as much as the next person, but__________________.
Be serious. Be silly. Be sublime.
11 comments:
I love sex as much as the next person, but not with them.....
:P
I love lollipops as much as the next person, but at least give your crotch taffy a proper pet name.
Suldog is going to have a field day with me for swiping his description
I love Lime as much as the next person, but she's a clever sneak who gets others to write her blog post for her.
I love popcorn and blackberries as much as the next person but...I Got DIVERTICULITUS!!!!
. . . oven-toasted pumpkin seeds
. . . they make your breath smell really bad, and your teeth look like some woodland creature's.
XO
I love sex as much as the next person but the time just changed and really, I just can't keep my eyes open tonight dear, so just roll over and leave me alone.
Meesh, I love your blog as much as the next person, but I'm just brain-dead today, and can't think of anything clever for the life of me. . .
And listen, I love sex as much as the next person, too, but, um, only with Molly. . . (who, if you're starting with me, probably is the next person. . . ;) )
I love House of Lime as much as the next person, but wth? 10:00AM! I am shocked.
Ok, no seriously.
I love sex as much as the next person too, but it has been so long, I have forgotten why I love it....
Mary's second entry hit what I would have said.
ok, so in keeping with what seems to be the theme here...
i love sex as much as the next person but that doesn't mean you can skip foreplay.
OK, sex it is!
I love rump roast as much as the next person, but that's not what I had in mind when I said I wished I had a bit of tail.
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