Seems most of you have already attained enlightenment and have no need of advice but a few uncertain souls needed help in one form or another...or maybe the rest of you are just convinced of my need for even more help...whatever. Here are the questions and my answers.And yes, my multiple personalities seem to encompass more than just the 5 year old and the guru.
Hilary said... Advice? We just had our Canadian Thanksgiving and I have a fair bit of leftover turkey. Please suggest a new and interesting recipe which will help me to use it up. Thank you.
I wanna make turkey croquettes into hockey pucks. Then I wanna fill the carcass with whatever other leftovers you got, freeze it like a rock, and use it as a curling stone.Can we please, please, please?
5 Year old Lime
P.S. Don't tell Mommy!
~Tim said... What advice would you give someone [like me] who is really bad at taking advice?
Do not take advice, only receive what is given in love.
P.S. I should write fortune cookies, huh?
Craig said... And, uh, all I wanna, all I wanna, all I wanna know, is WHY SHOULD THE DEVIL HAVE ALL THE GOOD MUSIC?
Muzak is the devil's music. You call that good??? Go crank some Larry Norman.
P.S. Shut de do, keep out de debil!
KFarmer said...Dear Limey:
Winter is coming on and I'm don't know how to keep warmth and sunshine in this old farm house on a daily basis. I've tried drinking spiced rum and listening to Bob Marly; working myself into a frenzy; turning on every light in the house; painting the kitchen walls a horrible bright yellow; nothing seems to work. Any suggestions would be appreciated : )
Nearly & Almost Frozen K
Bob Marley is too mellow. You need steel pan music or salsa. Redo the walls with warm yellow, not bright yellow. Dance heartily and drink heavily during the repainting process. Make sure someone takes pictures. The laughter will go miles. If the winter blues set in again pull out the pictures and more libations. Trust me.
G-Man said... Can I 'spank' you?
Only if you can catch me first!