The new phone books were delivered to work today. I asked the boss if it meant I could rip the old one in half. He laughed and offered no objections.
Earlier this year the big beefy guy in last year's picture left the practice for a major career change...one involving some serious boot camp and post boot camp training where he HAD established his bad ass credentials. We've all missed him and his humor and we decided to send him a care package which included a pink teddy bear we all signed. He let us know he opened that package in front of all his fellow boot camp victims and some instructors. His bad ass rep was put in serious jeopardy.
Today I sent him this picture and asked him."This bad ass enough for you and cooler than the teddy bear?"
13 comments:
the yellow pages folks are luvin' you...
Please don't hurt me. . .
I would be incapable of this feat, but feel like doing it by the time the 9th yellow pages hits my door every summer.
Ha! I love the pink teddy idea! Boot camp is not the most fun place... despite his rep being in question, no doubt you gave every fellow there a good gut laugh. Well done lime!
I've never tried to tear a phone book in half, but my expertise is in untying hard knots. That's useless trivia; I know. I'm just sayin'.
You are the baddest assest anywhere.
It's a pity I just dumped about 10 of these things in my recycle bin last week! I would have sent all of them to you to keep your skills! Seriously, why the various phone companies still send these archaic tomes out is beyond me...and, OK, beyond my ability to rip in half, too!
im gonna think up some ways to show you off in Seattle....wonder how many phone books I can collect for our street act by then...
Let her rip!!
Woman power!!!
Totally cool!
I have zero upper body strength. Zero. It's tragic.
And sheesh, it was just a couple days ago you were talkin' about bloggin' on yer behind, but today, all you can talk about is how bad yer ass is. . . I'm gettin' mixed messages here. . .
;)
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