Thursday, September 27, 2012

Just out of curiosity...

...I was looking around in the stats section of the new Blogger interface.  Interesting the things one finds there.  Let's consider shall we?

I decided to check on the whereabouts of the folks coming to visit me in a virtual sense. (I see you Bobby.  And you Janet.  And there's Billy and Mary.....the folks I greet next may or may not get the Romper Room reference.)  Although I already know and appreciate that folks in the US, UK, Canada, and Australia read me (also waving hello to the known reader over in New Zealand as well, even though he's not showing up on the big stats numbers).  Nor is it a shock to have readers from Trinidad & Tobago, that's an honor. (Thanks, all yuh).  I was surprised to discover folks coming here from

Russia
Germany
Indonesia
France
Netherlands

I don't know what brought you here but добро пожаловать, willkommen, selamat datang, bienvenue, and welkom!  Nice to have you here.

I figured I might check to see what brings people my way.  It seems the all time most popular search terms causing people to land on my doorstep (once you eliminate obvious thinks like "lime" or "house of lime") are the following:

Rollercoaster
Busupshot (Trini food)
Fausnacht (Pennsylvania German food)
Peter Minshall Costumes (A world famous costumer most noted for Carnival and Olympic ceremony productions)
Penis Gourd
Chicken Gravy and Waffles (Pennsylvania German food)
Buljol (Trini food)

Apparently, I attract really hungry, thrill-seeking people with a fashion sense tending toward near nakedness but with eye-catching detail in the few items worn.

Yep, that sounds about right...


11 comments:

Stephen Hayes said...

That profile describes me perfectly.

Brian Miller said...

is it just wrong that penis gourd and chicken gravy are together....just saying...ha...

Bijoux said...

I blocked the google search function, but I'm always surprised by how many people visit and never comment.

Daryl said...

it amazes Toonman that so many visit my blog on Toonsday but don't leave a message .. i told him to Toon it

Suldog said...

I'm amazed that most people didn't find you by entering "sexy & funny"

G-Man said...

I first met you googling Hot Mama!!

Craig said...

Well, yeah, the 'penis gourd' is always a popular draw. . .

But. . . no 'zip-line'?

Craig said...

OK, you made me curious, so I went and checked my own stats. Among the search keywords that brought folks to my blog are:

16" mush balls
how do i worship my wife's body
obfuscation in politics
vacuum cleaner thermodynamics
wife of denny mclain
your the best man i've ever known


About half of these, I even know what they're referring to. The 'vacuum cleaner' one, I have no idea; the one about my wife and the worship of her body. . . well, yes, but. . .; and I did make make passing mention of Denny McLain, but never his wife, as far as I can recall. . .

Sometimes, the world is a strange, strange place. . .

coopernicus said...

penis gourd?

Hilary said...

Yup, that's you, alright. ;)

Secret Agent Woman said...

I remember that from my old blog, plus a crazily long list of countries. Since I've just made the new one public, I've not had time to amass any interesting stats, though.