This Post Will Not Be A Long One

Lest I drive any more of you away by posting a third long winded post I will keep this one much briefer.  Cooper has this groovy thing over at his place which allows you to plug in a writing sample to determine which famous author your style most closely resembles.  Of course, I had to try it.

First I analyzed yesterday's post.  I got this result.

I write like
William Gibson

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Ok, I never read him but kitchen and bathroom remodeling as sci-fi?  I guess I can see that.


Next I analyzed the post about Calypso's birthday.  Here was the result for that.

I write like
Dan Brown

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A child's birthday as a conspiracy theory, hhmm....  Maybe all the confetti in the pinata really contained the code to unlock the secrets of the Mayan long count calendar.


 Moving on, I plugged in the post about my developing appreciation for baseball.  I was told...

I write like
David Foster Wallace

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

I haven't even read him but because a couple of folks who have given me great book suggestions in the past have liked him he's on my to read list.


Nothing so far was resonating with me so I ran the post about Charles Schulz personally responding to my little brother's stack of drawings he set to the cartoonist.  I got this head scratching result.

I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Good grief!  I could maybe understand that if I wrote about an interaction with the Cyanide & Happiness cartoonist but Peanuts???

All this leads me to believe either I am a very versatile writer or completely schizophrenic.  I think I'll go with versatile.