Friday, October 28, 2005

More Questions

It's been a long, busy week. I'm copping out and stealing this from Snav


Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Hugh Jackman , that weird Adam Rich from 'Eight is Enough', my friend Jim AND his daughter Kris, a very annoying neioghbor kid named Byron
Where was your first kiss?
On the lips
Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Nope, I have a few candidates though
Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Yep, he would not take 'no' for an answer
Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
Yes, I lead a special song every year at a ladies' getaway weekend (do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow.......)
What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
That he is the preferred sex
What is your biggest mistake?
What or who?
Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Yes. I was 5 and threw myself out of a tree trying to break my leg so I could get a cast like my best friend.
Say something totally random about yourself.
I have all 4 of my wisdom teeth
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes, I've been told Stockard Channing, the Bond girl from 'Octopussy,' and once had a strange man tell me he enjoyed the porn film I starred in......I beg your pardon???!! Never starred in any porn, and I frankly, don't see where the other two comments come from.
Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Yes
Did you have braces?
Nope.
Are you comfortable with your height?
It is what it is, I don't think about it.
What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
This is a joke right? Have you ever met my husband? He sent me a valentine card that featured dog genitalia.....
When do you know it's love?
When I get a card NOT featuring dog genitalia.
Do you speak any other languages?
Some Spanish, some French and bits of Mandarin.
Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Yes, only to even out a farmer's tan before stuffing myself into a sausage casing, spaghetti strap bridesmaid gown.
What magazines do you read?
National Geographic...the pendulous naked pygmy boobs make me feel better about my own.
Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yes
Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yes, quite a few people.
Do you watch MTV?
Nope, I don't have cable TV
What's something that really annoys you?
Valentine cards featuring dog genitalia
What's something you really like?
chocolate, sex.....both together
Can you dance?
Yes
What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
Hhhmm.. Probably close to 40 hours or so.
Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
No, I drive myself.

9 comments:

Breazy said...

Good morning Sunshine ! LOL @ dog genitilia card for V. day. Good answers Lime ! :)

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bsoholic said...

Threw yourself out of a tree? Nice gesture for your friend. I take it you were unsuccesful at breaking your leg though...

Ariella said...

Did you know really good chocolates melt at just about body temperature?
So if someone is taking their time they can trace a trail of melted chocolate across the skin and that of course necessitates the trial be followed so as not to waste the chocolate.

Jodes said...

good answers - good to know about the chocolate....I love reading other peoples comments

barefoot_mistress said...

......and once had a strange man tell me he enjoyed the porn film I starred in......I beg your pardon???!!

LOL......now thats funny!

snavy said...

LOL!!! Very nice!! Husbands are great - huh??

The Village Idiot said...

I wonder about that whole dog th ing for Valentines day...as you can see..thinking about it affected my hair

lime said...

heya breazy!

admin, i have a very special valentine's day card for you

bs, it was not a gesture of solidarity, i just wanted a cast to draw on

ariella, you silly doggy, OF COURSE I knew that. never hurts to be reminded of good technique though

jodes, thanks!

bare, can you imagine the look on my face??

snavy...uum yeah, 'great' right, THAT was the word i was looking for...

idiot, well you've seen the pictures of how it affected MY hair!