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It's been a long, busy week. I'm copping out and stealing this from Snav


Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Hugh Jackman , that weird Adam Rich from 'Eight is Enough', my friend Jim AND his daughter Kris, a very annoying neioghbor kid named Byron
Where was your first kiss?
On the lips
Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Nope, I have a few candidates though
Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Yep, he would not take 'no' for an answer
Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
Yes, I lead a special song every year at a ladies' getaway weekend (do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow.......)
What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
That he is the preferred sex
What is your biggest mistake?
What or who?
Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Yes. I was 5 and threw myself out of a tree trying to break my leg so I could get a cast like my best friend.
Say something totally random about yourself.
I have all 4 of my wisdom teeth
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes, I've been told Stockard Channing, the Bond girl from 'Octopussy,' and once had a strange man tell me he enjoyed the porn film I starred in......I beg your pardon???!! Never starred in any porn, and I frankly, don't see where the other two comments come from.
Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Yes
Did you have braces?
Nope.
Are you comfortable with your height?
It is what it is, I don't think about it.
What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
This is a joke right? Have you ever met my husband? He sent me a valentine card that featured dog genitalia.....
When do you know it's love?
When I get a card NOT featuring dog genitalia.
Do you speak any other languages?
Some Spanish, some French and bits of Mandarin.
Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Yes, only to even out a farmer's tan before stuffing myself into a sausage casing, spaghetti strap bridesmaid gown.
What magazines do you read?
National Geographic...the pendulous naked pygmy boobs make me feel better about my own.
Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yes
Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yes, quite a few people.
Do you watch MTV?
Nope, I don't have cable TV
What's something that really annoys you?
Valentine cards featuring dog genitalia
What's something you really like?
chocolate, sex.....both together
Can you dance?
Yes
What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
Hhhmm.. Probably close to 40 hours or so.
Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
No, I drive myself.