|You're an Expert Kisser|
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable
(Hey, that sounds pretty good! I may need independant verification of results. Volunteers?)
|You Are Sensual Sexy|
You exude a luxiourous sensuality in your everyday life
Turning heads everywhere you go, it's all about your sexy attitude.
You're naturally hot - gorgeous in both sweats and stilettos.
Your biggest problem is that your ultra sexy self sometimes scares men away.
(OK, this one is cracking me up. Exuding sensuality in everyday life.....yeah, I'll drive a man wild with the way I scrub a toilet. Puh-leeeze. How about stilettos WITH sweats?? New fashion trend. Any takers?)
Am I intelligent?,
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convincing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.
You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.
(Well, it's at least what interests me. I have a nerdy love of etymology. I used to read the dictionary, thesaurus and encyclopedia for fun as a kid. I am aware this is not normal. I'm cool with that.)
Let's see if I am mentally balanced.
Freudian Inventory Results
|Oral (50%) you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own. |
Anal (26%) you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and possibly have a compulsive need to defy authority. If you are too scatterbrained, you will not develop much as a person as you will habitually switch paths before you ever learn anything.
Phallic (56%) you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure.
Latency (53%) you appear to have a good balance of abstract knowledge seeking and practicality, dealing with real world responsibilities while still cultivating your abstract and creative faculties and interests.
Genital (30%) you appear to have a conventional, closeminded, and regressive outlook on life. Change is an inevitable and positive part of life, learn to contribute to it, not fear it or oppose it
personality tests by similarminds.com
(What idiotic authorities think I am closeminded and regressive?? I challenge them to defend this bogus assessment. I am betting some half-witted psychology student came up with this test when they should have been studying. I defy these authorities!!)
And finally, someone had some compatibility test and determined...
I'm a generally unfuckwitted, liberal, disgustingly generous, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
See how compatible you are with me!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
(I think that monkey has had enough rum, if you ask me.)
So there ya have it. Apparently I am a linguistically intelligent, regressive challenger of authority, who is pathetically simple-minded but very sensual and a fabulous kisser. I promise not to dribble when I kiss. Takers? Anyone?