Friday, March 17, 2006

Ten Things I want to Say but Never Will

I am swiping this from Bluebolt. List ten things you want to say to people you know but you never will, for whatever reason, don't say who they are, use each person only once.

1. Could you possibly be a more bitter human being? Get the hell over yourself, the entire world does not owe you.

2. Grow the fuck up.

3. Why did you do that?

4. Please, sir, I want some more.

5. Yes..oh yes! Oh God YES!!!

6. You are the lowest form of life and ought to get on your knees and thank God no one has killed you yet. Moreover, you ought to kiss the feet of those who have spared you and anyone who will have anything to do with you at all.

7. That left a scar.

8. Were you going for the $3 crack whore look?

9. Exactly how stupid do you have to be to put canned goods on top of eggs and fresh produce in with cleaning supplies? Are you a complete moron or am I on Candid Camera??

10. Go away.

Now that I've gotten that off my chest I hope you all have a lovely weekend! It looks to be a great one, so get out there and have fun. But first, feel free to share some things you'd like to get off your chest, either in my comment box or at your place.

27 comments:

James Goodman said...

Those were fantastic. I will probably steal this from you to post tomorrow. I'm already thinking of a couple of doozies. :D

Gary said...

We're having a drought down here and I'm VERY tired of it. There, now I feel better. Have a safe, happy weekend.

MyUtopia said...

LOL, thanks for the morning laugh!

barefoot_mistress said...

Could you please read the post it notes, please?

snavy said...

Um... ok then.

lecram sinun said...

LOL! Number 1 & 2 have been so on the tip of my tongue for a while.

logo said...

Oooooh, I like this, I may need to use this, ooooh yes!
Very nice.

lime said...

james, i can't wait to see yours!

gary, glad to help. hav ea great weekend too!

myutopia, you are most welcome

bare, LMAO! I know who that is!!!!

snavy, yes?????

lecram, winking at you. i feel your pain.

logo, thank you and do enjoy!

Blither said...

Thank You Thank You :) I Loved this so much !!
I've said 2, 3, 5, 7, something very similar to 8, & 10.

Bad Blither.. BAD!

bsoholic said...

LOL! #9 does it for me, I get so pissed at the grocery baggers. It's not that difficult! Sheesh.

lime said...

lol, blither. i have said some of these things to some people but there are others i'd never say them to ;)

bs, thanks for the validation.

Tommy Gunn said...

That sounded like it felt great! LOL Or at least it read like that. My 10? I'll have to think about that for a while. Happy St. Patty's Day. I'll be drinking a few of you in my beer tonight (Mexican Irish don't you know. LOL) Love ya lime.
TG

truckdriver_sefl said...

I always love #5:-} have a wonderful weekend!!

BTExpress said...

That's a great list. Here are a couple of things that I would have liked to say to a couple of women I know, because they really do not look sexy in certain clothes they insist on wearing.

"What ever posessed you to wear a belly shirt with a gut like that?"

"What ever possesed you to wear those tight pants? You know they just makes your ass look gigantic."

lime said...

tommy, it did!

truckdriver, who doesn't love #5??? have a good one yourself.

btex, yes, i think i need to add those to my list as well!

Sheri said...

Loved this post! I'm gonna steal it soon. hee hee

Now, Lime, don't hold back... tell us how you really feel!

The Village Idiot said...

you know

when i get my blog back

I just may have to do this!

guess I should have let you post
the idea

Chickadee said...

I often think #2 to myself A LOT. There are a lot of immature people out in the world today.

Blue said...

How cathartic is that :-) Other than all the emails I got from guessers :-)

Walker said...

Nice list. I have someone here I could use 1,2,3,7 and 10 with.
#5 now you are just teasing us, LOL
I am about ready to use the 5 in you list though.
Have a nice weekend abd thanks for stopping by :)

Breazy said...

I am definately going to have to steal this and do it on my blog ! I love it ! What a way to ease the pressure on a persons chest eh?

Da Gal said...

found you via brian's weekend round up. Love the list.. might have to put that on my random tidbits site...

Take care, Meg

ChiroLisa said...

Oh, baby, you made my day!

Never mind pondering which comment came from which person in your life...

I think I'll work on my list tomorrow. And I'll let you know when I get yahoo messenger up and running again. I miss ya, cuz!

Bridget Jones said...

Wow lime, you work in my old office!!!

How about: Karma's a bitch, and I"m selling tickets to her return....

ChiroLisa said...

Or my other new favorite....

Why did I do that? I refer you to the case of Straw vs. Camel.

Fred said...

I think #2 all the time when dealing with immature students. Unfortunately, I can't say it.

Nice, HNT, too. I'm thinking #7 now...

Moosekahl said...

I think I might have to steal this one and come up with my own list. Have a great new week!