Friday, June 30, 2006

Alphabet Soup

Available: For weddings, birthdays, and bar mitzvahs
Age: old enough
Annoyance: dirty dishes left sitting

Best Friend: Gwennie
Beer: No thanks. Cider, wine, or whiskey please
Birthday: October 12

Crush: Orange
Car: Minivan or Jetta
Candy: Chocolate, baby!

Day or night: Night
Dream Car: BMW motorcycle
Dog Or Cat: Neither, I'm allergic

Easiest person to talk to: The one who listens
Eggs: In my ovaries

Favorite Month: October, I love the colors and the crisp air.
Favorite color: Depends, am I wearing it or sitting in a room of it?
Favorite Memory: Only one? You've got to be kidding!

Gummy Bears or Worms: Worms are fun for the grossout factor
Giver or taker: I give good lovin' cuz I take my time :P
Gum: Either something pepperminty or good bubble blowing stuff.

Hair Color: Dark brown with increasing saltiness
Height: 5'4"
Happy: Sneezy, Dopey, Grumpy, Bashful, Sleepy, Doc

Ice Cream: Breyer's Mint Chocolate Chip or Turkey Hill Peanut Butter Ripple or Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby or Karamel Sutra
Instrument: I can make truly hideous music on a truly beautiful ES-125 hollow body electric Gibson
Idol: Helen Keller, MLK, Jr, Harriet Tubman

Jewelry: Silver hoops and studs in my ears, silver toe ring, and jingly anklet. Can't wear my wedding set right now because my hand is still too swollen, they don't fit my other hand, and I don't want to wear them on a chain.
Jail: Nope, but I know people there.

Kids: Yep
Kickboxing or Finger Painting: Why choose? They both sound fun. How about fingerpainting while kickboxing? Isn't that how Jackson Pollock painted?

Longest Car Ride: California to North Carolina in 3 1/2 days, on I-40, in August, in a Chevette with no AC. I think I hallucinated my way through the Texas panhandle and Oklahoma even though it was my turn at the wheel. Gus was part of that little ride.
Longest relationship: I've known my parents my whole life
Last Kiss: Given, top of my son's head. Received, I can't remember

Milk flavor: Chocolate, duh!
Most missed person (s): I miss living around the corner from Gwennie. I miss my cousin Lisa. I will miss gypsy forever.
Movie Last Watched: The Lake House

Number of Siblings: 1 brother
Number of Tattoos: None. Wait, does the one in the Cracker Jack box count?
Name: It's on my driver's license in case I forget it.

One wish: To have 100 more wishes
One Phobia: Ski masks
One regret: Not getting to say goodbye

Pet Peeves: Well, my kids really want a pet but I'm allergic to cats and dogs and Mr. Lime doesn't want snakes or lizards. Are peeves allergenic? Are they easily housebroken? Do they take up much space? What do they eat?
Part of your appearance you like best: My unruly hair
Part of your Personality you like best: That odd-shaped little green part that was leftover after reassembly

Quick or Slow: Quick minds and slow hands, simply irresistible!

Reason to smile: My kids
Reality TV Show: About as real as WWF
Reason to cry: My kids

Song Last Heard: Theme to the Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Season: Liberally with crushed red pepper
Shoe: Funny comic strip, but not as funny as Calvin & Hobbes.

Time you woke: 7 am
Time Now: 12:45 am
Time for bed: When it calls my name.

U love someone: Yes
Unpredictable: Garbanzo beans, Radiator, Kenya, Macarena.

Vegetable you hate: Canned peas, which should not even qualify as a vegetable. Olive drab skins filled with chalky mush. Barforama. Fresh peas right out of the pod are simply divine though.
Virgin: Pure as the driven slush
Vacation spot: Trinidad or Greece in my dreams, Maryland in reality. But that's ok. It's all good.

Worst Habits: Procrast.....oh, i'll get to this later

X-Rated Porn: Is there another rating for it??

Year you were born: According to my kids, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
Year it is now: If you really don't know I'm a little concerned.
Yellow: Who you callin' yellow?

Zoo Animal: Lions, and tigers, and bears
Zodiac: Libra

Have a wonderful weekend!


steve said...

You soooo rock!!

Have a great weekend:-}

M said...

love October...

love in a *weird crush kind of way* Craig Ferguson

hate canned peas, they are mushy and smelly.

take care!

Fred said...

And, in my case, "V" is for vacation. I'm outta here today!

Have a great holiday!

shutterbugger said...

I like your list!

I was going to take the humor route as I normally do, but decided I would lay my honesty out the other day.

OH! I forgot about canned peas. YAK.

Jodes said...

cool list, have a great one!!

60 and counting said...

I like the list..


DaMasta said...

Love this. Gonna hafta steal this.

LOL.. some of the "questions" are pretty weird though.. it's more like word association or something. lol.

OOOO! Was the Lake House good?? I really want to see it for some reason. I secretly heart Keanu. *sigh*

snavy said...

I've said this many times but I just love when you meme!!

barefoot_mistress said...

You know someone in jail?:O I just dont know if we can be friends anymore....

PSSSSSST The pattern in Logos lawn is the password to the vault at the bank of Seattle, Elliot Bay Branch, so cant give it out......

Laurie said...

LOL.. that was fun to read (I may "steal" this meme from you!)

I'm a procrastinator who hates canned peas, too!

Laurie said...

LOL.. that was fun to read (I may "steal" this meme from you!)

I'm a procrastinator who hates canned peas, too!

lime said...

steve, so do you. rock on!

m, yeah i can see the craig's the accent and the wit.

fred, have a great time!

doodah, thx for reminding me where i stole this from

jodes, thx, you too

60, glad to hear it:)

damasta, yes i enjoyed the movie. i give it a thumbs up

snavy, thanks....this was easier than actually being creative since we were pretty waterlogged in these parts...

susie, apart from my friend at alcatraz? yes i don't know ppl that have been on both sides of the bars.

laurie, steal away! canned peas are a scourge.

The Village Idiot said...

Hey, I got your lil story and uh...have you been to my house? That describes many a scene

Solitaire said...

I love you list! LMAO! You have such a wonderful sense of humor! I loved it!


Boysenberry said...

Great answers :) and a nice take on giver/taker. For once, it wasn't me that went down that path!

lime said...

idiot, that was a true story from the files of lime.

solitaire, thanks! i'm here all week. don't applaud, just throw money

boysenberry,glad to relieve the pressure for you ;)

Logophile said...

I like it,
so much good info,
so much fun info!
And some lil chuckles to boot.

I am so stealing this

Breazy said...

LOL! Love the answers !

Anonymous said...

I have to totally agree with your canned peas comment, remember when they served those in school with you would say BARFORAMA!

x-rated porn..there is soft porn, this is porn where penetration is not shown, usually just nudity and petting amongst adults with big boobs and hidden weiners and lots of overdubbed groaning..LOL

barefoot_mistress said...

Do you need help filling some sandbags, Lime?

lime said...

logo...i'm calling the cops

breazy, thanks:)

tc, glad you agree on the pea scourge and thanks for the porn clarification. what was i thinking? lol

susie, we did! gads, what a mess!

Gary said...

My ex wife loved canned peas. Maybe I should have taken that as a sign. :)