Available: For weddings, birthdays, and bar mitzvahs
Age: old enough
Annoyance: dirty dishes left sitting
Best Friend: Gwennie
Beer: No thanks. Cider, wine, or whiskey please
Birthday: October 12
Car: Minivan or Jetta
Candy: Chocolate, baby!
Day or night: Night
Dream Car: BMW motorcycle
Dog Or Cat: Neither, I'm allergic
Easiest person to talk to: The one who listens
Eggs: In my ovaries
Favorite Month: October, I love the colors and the crisp air.
Favorite color: Depends, am I wearing it or sitting in a room of it?
Favorite Memory: Only one? You've got to be kidding!
Gummy Bears or Worms: Worms are fun for the grossout factor
Giver or taker: I give good lovin' cuz I take my time :P
Gum: Either something pepperminty or good bubble blowing stuff.
Hair Color: Dark brown with increasing saltiness
Happy: Sneezy, Dopey, Grumpy, Bashful, Sleepy, Doc
Ice Cream: Breyer's Mint Chocolate Chip or Turkey Hill Peanut Butter Ripple or Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby or Karamel Sutra
Instrument: I can make truly hideous music on a truly beautiful ES-125 hollow body electric Gibson
Idol: Helen Keller, MLK, Jr, Harriet Tubman
Jewelry: Silver hoops and studs in my ears, silver toe ring, and jingly anklet. Can't wear my wedding set right now because my hand is still too swollen, they don't fit my other hand, and I don't want to wear them on a chain.
Jail: Nope, but I know people there.
Kickboxing or Finger Painting: Why choose? They both sound fun. How about fingerpainting while kickboxing? Isn't that how Jackson Pollock painted?
Longest Car Ride: California to North Carolina in 3 1/2 days, on I-40, in August, in a Chevette with no AC. I think I hallucinated my way through the Texas panhandle and Oklahoma even though it was my turn at the wheel. Gus was part of that little ride.
Longest relationship: I've known my parents my whole life
Last Kiss: Given, top of my son's head. Received, I can't remember
Milk flavor: Chocolate, duh!
Most missed person (s): I miss living around the corner from Gwennie. I miss my cousin Lisa. I will miss gypsy forever.
Movie Last Watched: The Lake House
Number of Siblings: 1 brother
Number of Tattoos: None. Wait, does the one in the Cracker Jack box count?
Name: It's on my driver's license in case I forget it.
One wish: To have 100 more wishes
One Phobia: Ski masks
One regret: Not getting to say goodbye
Pet Peeves: Well, my kids really want a pet but I'm allergic to cats and dogs and Mr. Lime doesn't want snakes or lizards. Are peeves allergenic? Are they easily housebroken? Do they take up much space? What do they eat?
Part of your appearance you like best: My unruly hair
Part of your Personality you like best: That odd-shaped little green part that was leftover after reassembly
Quick or Slow: Quick minds and slow hands, simply irresistible!
Reason to smile: My kids
Reality TV Show: About as real as WWF
Reason to cry: My kids
Song Last Heard: Theme to the Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Season: Liberally with crushed red pepper
Shoe: Funny comic strip, but not as funny as Calvin & Hobbes.
Time you woke: 7 am
Time Now: 12:45 am
Time for bed: When it calls my name.
U love someone: Yes
Unpredictable: Garbanzo beans, Radiator, Kenya, Macarena.
Vegetable you hate: Canned peas, which should not even qualify as a vegetable. Olive drab skins filled with chalky mush. Barforama. Fresh peas right out of the pod are simply divine though.
Virgin: Pure as the driven slush
Vacation spot: Trinidad or Greece in my dreams, Maryland in reality. But that's ok. It's all good.
Worst Habits: Procrast.....oh, i'll get to this later
X-Rated Porn: Is there another rating for it??
Year you were born: According to my kids, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
Year it is now: If you really don't know I'm a little concerned.
Yellow: Who you callin' yellow?
Zoo Animal: Lions, and tigers, and bears
Have a wonderful weekend!