Friday, July 28, 2006

Bogartin' from AndyT

I may do a Friday 55 later if the muse strikes. In the meantime...

Look what I found over at AndyT's.

Have you ever.....
Gotten stuck in an elevator? Why am I humming Aerosmith's Love in an Elevator?
Egged a person? I've egged on quite a few, both to good and evil purposes
Stalked someone to find out where they work or live? Way too much trouble.
Spent an entire day in nothing but your underwear? Sure, but if I'm not dressing it's more likely I'm in jammies sans skivvies or nekkid
Read some friends mail or other personal papers without them knowing? No.
Gone skinny dipping? Oh yeah!
Been in a fist fight? Heh, as a kid. The other kid repeatedly made disparaging comments about my family. I took her out with one hit.

Lasts....
Time you tripped? On drugs? Let's see...the anesthesia/Percoset/Fentanyl/Vicodin cocktail was pretty trippy. My kids are STILL telling me about all the weird stuff I said and did. Over my feet? When was the last time I used them?
Time you cleaned up the base of your toilet? Every Monday. Contrary to what certain people in this house think, it ain't clean unless the entire thing has been cleaned.
Gum you had? Something from my son, not pre-chewed, thank-you very much
Pair of socks? Good grief, it's summer. I'm not wearing socks in this heat. I hate having my feet enclosed. Boooooorn freeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! Even in winter I'm known to walk around barefooted...sometimes even to the mailbox, through snow.
Beverage you had? Woodchuck Cider
Spur of the moment decision you made? Buying books. I can resist shoes (don't like wearing them anyway, you know) but books...oy, it's bad if I walk into a bookstore.
Movie you watched? The Devil Wears Prada, predictable but Meryl Streep was fun.

What would you.....
Say if your best friend told you they love you? We tell each other each time we speak to each other so it's no surprising thing.

Right now.....
What are you wearing? Mariachi jacket, neoprene pants, snow shoes, protective goggles, and a top hat.
What are you thinking? Wondering if you like my outfit.
What are you listening to? The news, my washing machine.
What would you like to be listening to? My lover's cries of ecstasy. (Yes, Andy, I'm stealing this answer)
Are you annoyed by the length of this survey? Annoyed? I'm livid! I'm in a white hot fury of rage and frustrastion! Puhleeeze, would I be doing this if it annoyed me? Oh that's right, I'm the ever suffering blogger. I'm in anguish over my posts, agonizing to bring you all joy. Why look, I even threw myself off a zipline all for your entertainment! The lengths I go to for your entertainment...
Are you tired? Not now, but I will be in the morning.
How many people in the room? 63 in my head, oh wait..you meant actual physical entities...umm, I guess that would just be me.
Any cuts or bruises on your body? Shockingly no, I usually have some garish bruise somewhere since I'm a total klutz. All clear right now. Gimme a few minutes, I'm sure I can arrange something.
Are there any animals in the room? No....oh wait, what is that thing crawling up my arm...Get it off! Get it off noooooow!!!!!!
Are you eating anything? No
People who I would like to do this? People born on Tuesday, people with blue eyes, men with facial hair, women with a shoe size of 7 (US), anyone with an odd fascination with llamas.

Happy Weekend Everyone!

20 comments:

keda said...

heehee. that was fun thanks :) and the penis gourd below... OUCH!

Phain said...

I'm a professional stalker! Not hard to stalk the locals - I work in a financial institution and have access to all sorts of perfectly legal databases. *evil grin*

60 and counting said...

2 out of five, but I'm still not doing it.

:)

Felicity said...

I went over to Andy's to steal it directly but couldn't find it? So I'm gonna steal it from you. Borrow it, I mean. Or, share?

Heather said...

"Mariachi jacket, neoprene pants, snow shoes, protective goggles, and a top hat."

Now that's funny stuff. Lol!

Melody said...

Not sure that I fit the criteria of 'who you want to do this' but I'm gonna anyway. Thanks for the idea!!!! :)

snavy said...

Very cute!!

Ha ha!! I've already done this one. Plus I don't really fit the criteria of the tagees.

Breazy said...

LOL! I enjoyed reading this and since I was born on a Tuesday , I might have to steal this one ! heehee ! You have a good weekend ! :)

Logophile said...

Funny stuff!!
I have green eyes, born on Thursday, I am a woman and I don't wear a size 7. My odd fascination is with alpacas, not llamas, so I am safe from the tag too, w00t!
:p

Blither said...

I have blue eyes :)
*Bats Lashes*

I just might do it after I do Snavy's 5 Questions..... Which I might just do later today... After I, Umm.. Return some movies :)

Love your funny wit. Ms Lime! You make me smile and laugh!

miss_lissa said...

LMAO Lime!!

Damn I've missed your Wit!

Well, I'm back (even though I've been in town for a week I just haven't been into blogging) and I'm snagging this bad boy and you can't stop me so naner naner naner!

The Village Idiot said...

whew!

no mention of orange spikes....

airplanejayne said...

Lime.....
ONLY because I have a shoe size of 7, I have done this on my site.....

I can't get the picture of you in protective goggles and snow shoes out of my mind. Of course, I disolve into a fit of hysteria when I merge that image and a zip line....
LOL
sorry, couldn't resist!!

M said...

whew..dodged the bullet, you tagged ony *men* with facial hair.

Tommy said...

Ha, I'm into gerbils and duct tape! (Did I say that out loud? Sheesh!) You know where that Mariachi jacket would look good? Uh-huh. You got it. Have a great weekend sweetie.

Charles said...

Very cute... first fight to defend your family? Sounds like something WW would do.

Hope you're doing well and having a great weekend.

Laurie said...

Funny, I was just thinking about how I'm missing all of these good skinny dipping nights because I've been working! :-P

Cosima said...

LOL...I also enjoyed your gourd hnt. What fertilizer do you use?

Fred said...

Glad to hear you're bruise-free. Otherwise, we might have to ask more questions. :)

AndyT13 said...

Great answers Limey! I especially like the outfit! And if you had to steal one answer from me that was the one!