Ok, it was suggested that both arching a single eyebrow and tongue rolling might have actual real life applications of value. To be honest I must admit I have used them both for my advantage. I promise, I only use my powers for good, never evil....Ok, Ok, I have used them in wicked ways (Mwahahahaha!!!!) but you just don't understand the burden of these powers unless you possess them.
Continuing with the theme of 'skills no one cares to see on your resume,' allow me to demonstrate the hanging of spoons from the end of one's nose. Beginners should stick (pun intended) to plastic spoons as they weigh much less and adhere with ease. Progressing along with the demitasse, one may increase size and weight until balance is easily achieved and hang time can exceed 10 seconds. Eventually you may move to a heavy gauge teaspoon and for those with especially prominent or gifted probosci, soup spoons. The use of any artificial adhesives is strictly forbidden.
Though I have not progressed as far as soup spoons, I hope I have sufficiently established my expertise. It is particularly notable that I was able to dangle the spoon, cross my eyes AND take the picture at the same time.
*No spoons or Limes were harmed during the production of this HNT.
Happy HNT!
51 comments:
Oh dearLORD that's a classic! HHNT!
Hey! First! WOOT!
That's impressive. Let's see you bend that spoon with your mind. THAT would be even more impressive. :)
You amaze me...thanks for always making me smile. I need a smile lately. Happy HNT
Oh lord, you worry me girl! Is that what they do with those long east coast winters?
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Seriously though, you are extremely talented!
Your talent for useless yet completely entertaining activities never ceases to amaze me. You're simply my hero! Happy HNT!
what a talented nose you have :)
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No soup spoons yet? Well, at least you have something to strive for. LOL! Cheers!
LMAO!! What scares me is the fact that we were both doing this and taking pics around the same time!! Yours is way better!!
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spoons dangling off of noses and she can cross her eyes too!
I have my own useless skill up this week as requested!
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jTotal Talent!!
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But does it help to remember,
"there IS no spoon" ?
Classic moment, I need a copy of that pic to frame.
comment as written by a girl:
-hey, cute top. -and your spoon is so bright and shiney,
coment as written by your grandmother: -oh honey, don't do that, if you get smacked in the back of your head, your eyes will stay that way...
comment as written by a little brother: (or just guys in general)
'boogers, the all naturel adhesive...'
-where's Carl Troller when you need him...
(thankyou, thankyouvery much)
That is too funny.
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Now that is funny! HHNT
I love it!
I need to see if I can do that now :)
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Great trick, I love the crossed eyes.
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Ya know? My girlfriend had that same look on her face the last time she saw my ... er, bank account! Yeah, that's it. Loving this series and can't wait to see what's next dear. Perhaps a special talent with your feet? Hmmmmm? HHNT gorgeous.
TG
Love it!
Such a talented woman!
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absolutely brilliant!! and last weeks. i can do this and the last though... i'm off to try with a soup spoon.
happy hnt babe.
That's one hell of a talent. I asked Melody Censor if she could touch her nose with her tongue. Are you able to do that?
Happy HNT sweetie ;)
I always had to cheat. Your talents are wide and varied *bows* :)
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wow the talents abound! oh lime one please teach us....
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great photo! and a really interesting blog!!!
That's great! It may be a useless skill, but I remember how cool I felt when I finally figured out how to do it.
awesome!!!!
she did a lima licious combo!!!
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good one, i have a good one today too.
Wow so full of skills are you!!
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My god. Is there no end to your talent???
Happy HNT x
I have never been able to do that :( I know the concept, but just can't seem to get it to function in practice. Happy HNT!
Very nice. Your apparent lack of talen amazes me. Maybe amazing people is your talent. ha!
Happy HNT darlin
I think this is one of the most comical pictures I have seen from you. This is definitely one to keep in your personal journal. Your grandkids and their children need to see this.
And by the way, "glug glug" is definitely a profane term for those of us who have been turned into soda bottles.
Happy HNT!
You are so, so talented! I am in bed today, and spooning has a different meaning ;)
I can blow bubbles out of my mouth...
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Oh how cool ! I have never been able to do that . Could you give me lessons? heehee! Happy HNT!
Damn. I can never get the spoon to stick to my nose. My chin on the other hand... Happy HNT! :O)
I'm doing it! I'm doing it! Wait... it just fell off... Does a plastic spork count? It's from Taco Bell.
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kewl!
Another thing we have in common. lol!
I heart Spooning (all 3 forms: musical, facial and cuddling)
You are. a. RIOT!!!!!
Lol...I think you should get your own TV show :)
pmsl... Nope, haven't got that skill! Happy HNT
How could any skill so entertaining be thought useless?
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LOL
Awesome!
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the eyes watching the spoon on your nose. priceless.
You have some real talent going here! :) Happy HNT!
I love the Trini car...
that's classic!!!
Love it! Very awesome trick!
Happy HNT!
~xo
I like the body spooning, but the photo is very funny.
WOW! Is there no end to your talents. ;-) Happy HNT
That's a combination of skills. You don't explain how we can do it. Is it magic?
What a funny post and hysterical lovely picture. Looking forward to the follow up with soup spoons!
Have a lovely end to your week:-)
How do you DO that!!! HAppy -belated- HNT. Say do ya.
Lime...!!!! YOU BIG LOON...!!! lol...love that pic xxx
PS - Hooray...!!! i can comment again...!!! (^_^)
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