Monday, November 27, 2006

Eat Me!

I'm suffering from vacation brain and just in case that post-holiday bloat is wearing off I thought I'd share all this.

You Are Duck

Exotic and unusual, you are a bit of a rare bird - literally.
You're known for being soft and succulent, though at times you can be a bit greasy.
You're calling me odd aren't you?

You Are Mud Pie

You're the perfect combo of flavor and depth
Those who like you give into their impulses
Why fight it? Just do what I'm telling you. Things will go so much better then.

You Are a Chocolate Chip Cookie

Traditional and conservative, most people find you comforting.
You're friendly and easy to get to know. This makes you very popular - without even trying!

Now how can I be both exotic AND traditional??

You Are a Boston Creme Donut

You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you.
But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft.
You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily.
You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out.
Yes, and the same donut I want every day is in fact a Boston Creme donut. Now get outta my way, there's only one left and it's ALL mine!

You Are Mexican Food

Spicy yet dependable.
You pull punches, but people still love you.

Meh, kinda boring. I'm thinking Thai is the way to go. A little zingier.


You are a mango! You are either a great person or not. People see it as they hate or they love you. Of course, you have a kind heart and put others before you. You also have a sense of wisdom and act beyond your age causing people to look up to you for advice. You make a great friend.

Which Fruit are You....?
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Ok, so if I say Mangoes do nothing for me does that mean I have some seriously deep-seated, existential identity conflict that I am struggling to resolve. OUCH! I think I just sprained a brain wrinkle coming up with that line. Naw, I'm a Pawpaw...also a love or hate fruit... succulent and unique, firm, but yielding, kinda seedy, looks silly, but a little surprising once you dig into it, craved by afficianados but high doses induce a bad case of the runs. BWHAHAHAHA!


barefoot_mistress said...

You ARE a paw paw, Mowgli!

steve said...

Mmmmmmmmm!! All of that good food I am hungry nowwwww!!!

Tan Lucy Pez said...

I seriously would be afraid to find out what kind of fruit I am. It can't be good. Okay, okay. I took the test and I'm a pineapple.

I'm every kinda nut I'm sure.

BTExpress said...

I'm a bit disappointed in this post. I read the title and started thinking about one thing, and then read on and find out this post is about food. :-(

Anonymous said...

I'm a cook, I love food, I love women. You have made me hungry in so many different ways!!

Rhea said...

It's so hard to go back to work, huh? We have to resort to all sorts of silliness to get through those eight hours...

Anonymous said...

You are everything BUT the fruit! Me on the other hand...I'm kind of sweet, but real seedy........Existential identity conflict? How did Kirkegaard and Nietzsche get involved?

RennyBA said...

After my trip to Brussels with all their chocolate you made my mouth watering again:-)

airplanejayne said...

okay -- I'll be working this one up (as you should well know by now) -- but thought you'd get a kick knowing:
I'm a fish (get a taste of me and, BAM!) -- but a boring ordinary glazed donut (that no one picks first), and somehow end up being a cherry too!

--don't go there....

Gary said...

I am not usually fond of Buffet restaurants, but there is a Thai buffet here in Houston that is absolutely wonderful. I love Thai food. I love Mexican food too, And Indian food too. Are you starting to see a theme?

Moosekahl said...

Pork, Apple Pie, Fortune Cookie, Boston Creme Donut, Italian food, Kiwi. I like it when you do these. I'm scared at how right on some of mine were!

Tommy said...

Yeah ... I'll eat your taco all right ... HEY! You asked! Pffft. Whatcha got lined up for Trini Tuesday? How about a Trini a' Trois? MMMMMMMM. Lol. Love ya babe. Have a great night. I'm finally up today.

m said... I am hungry...

Apparently, these tests are good because I noticed you are some version of chocolate at least three times.(-:

Anonymous said...

And now I'm craving a Boston Creme donut!

Thanks a lot!

Good thing it's late and it's cold or I'd be grabbing my keys right now and driving to the nearest 'Dunkin' Donuts'... Once agin, Thanks a lot!
:^% <--My smiley of someone wishing they had a donut in their mouth.

lecram sinun said...

mmmmm... all this talk about food.

Anonymous said...

First the title "Eat Me" grabbed my attention.

And then, as I scrolled past the photos, I began drooling all over the keyboard. Where are the tissues?


Ah ... that's better. ;)

KFarmer said...

Oh Lime, between you and APJ, I am so ADDICTED to these games- okay, here we go- I just can't resist :)

Fish, Lemon Pie, Fortune Cookie, Boston Creme, Thai, and Mango!

There is very little food that I won't at least try- but if there's an eyeball involved, probably not ;)

Anonymous said...

I am a duck too. LOL