Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts

Monday, February 03, 2014

Sweet and Salty

February 2 would have been my grandfather's 101st birthday.  Today was a snow day.  I couldn't help remembering.  I bought a bit of peach preserves at the Amish market over the summer to save for a day like this.  I first posted this 6 years ago and reposted it again 3 years ago.  Hope you don't mind a third run. 


I'm back in my grandparent's tiny kitchen. It was just big enough to hold the refrigerator, sink, a small cabinet, and stove on one wall. There was no dining room so the table and four chairs were squeezed next to the opposite wall. Once the table was pulled out and everyone sat they stayed put. One had his back against the wall, one was against the cabinet opposite the stove, one was against the sink, and one had his back to the doorway. Only the one in the doorway could make an escape but no one wanted to. This was Mom-mom and Pop-pop's kitchen.

Tiny as it was, countless meals, baked goods, preserves and canned goods were made there. Mom-mom and Pop-pop both cooked. After his mother died and his stepmother kicked him out of his father's house he bounced around between other family members and eventually lived with his grandmother who was a cook at a local mansion. He learned cooking and sewing from her and whether he was producing something in the kitchen or by needle his end results were as fine or finer than that of many women.

The foods my grandparents made were very unlike what my mother served. Mom-mom made chicken potpie the Pennsylvania German way. This was no pastry covered pie dish with chicken and vegetables floating underneath. What heresy! Any Dutchie (local term for those of PA German heritage because they are often called PA Dutch) knows Chicken Pot Pie has big, square, homemade egg noodles, potato chunks, corn, and the chicken, all together and swimming in a sea of gravy. It's really more of a stew. Other dishes were fresh peas cooked in milk, apie cakes, rice pudding, a pickled bean and vegetable dish called Chow-chow, and endless jams and jellies.

The canned goods alone were astonishing. My grandparents' basement, which was clean enough for surgery, had row upon row of canned goods they had put up themselves. Everything was lined up and labeled in the most orderly fashion, a library of cans and jars indexed by date and contents. That's the meticulous Pennsylvania German way. There was an array of jams, jellies, and preserves. You could easily find the obvious and expected flavors like grape, strawberry, and peach. Amongst those fruits you'd also find crab apple jelly, elderberry jam, and whatever other interesting things they could find. I'd seen many canning sessions when Mom-mom boiled the fruits and pectins and then watched as Pop-pop squeezed it all through many layers of cheese cloth, warm juices running down his forearms, sweet aromas taunting my nose. If there was a fruit to be harvested locally it was turned into something you'd want to spread on a slice of bread. And as far as a Dutchie is concerned, dinner has not been proper unless there is buttered bread at the table and something else to smear on top of it. It's also important to keep a balance between sweet flavors and salty flavors. Seven sweets and seven salts is the official rule though some things like chow-chow pull double duty since they are both sweet and salty.

In their final years my grandparents did much less canning as Mom-mom's heart weakened and she could spend less and less time on her feet. Pop-pop also slipped into deep depression. They let a couple seasons pass by as they struggled. Mom-mom left us during the summer Diana was a baby. Pop-pop was never good for sitting still and without her to take care of he suddenly had much more time on his hands and needed activity to keep his mind off missing his wife. He decided to put up a batch of preserves by himself. One weekend at the end of summer when I came for a visit he loaded me up with jars of strawberry and peach preserves. We sat at the little table enjoying buttered bread and preserves. He smiled a smile I hadn't seen in a long time and it sweetened my soul like the jam on the bread. In November he was gone too.

It was February and my husband and I had gone through all but one last half-pint jar of peach preserves. He was at work, the baby was sleeping, and I was hungry. I toasted some bread. I reached for the final jar and found just the last remains of preserves clinging to the sides and bottom. I scraped out every last molecule, spread it slowly over the surface as if it were some ancient ritual. I think it took about 15 minutes to eat that one piece of toast. Each mouthful felt sacred. I had a hard time getting the last bite over the lump in my throat. The sweetness went to my belly as tears ran down my cheek to my lips. I half cried and half laughed because a proper Pennsylvania German meal has to have its bread and it has to taste of both sweets and salts.



Sunday, January 12, 2014

Where Lime Whines

I've learned to cook for diabetics.
I've learned to cook for people who can't eat gluten.
I've learned to cook for myself when I was on an iodine elimination diet.
I've done all three at the same time for crying out loud!
I've learned to cook vegetarian.
I've learned to cook vegan.
I've made major overhauls in the family diet for various health reasons.
I still like to cook.
I still love to bake though I do so far less often.

I am not happy about having someone in this house decide to follow the Paleo Diet.  That is just plain pissing me off.  Not the person, the diet.

I've had enough.  I 'm glad she feels well on it.  I'm glad she cooks a lot of her own food.  It still just bugs me. Maybe cook one of these meals for the whole family once in a while instead of letting us know you're just loving that piece of salmon you bought for yourself....oh, right, we can't flipping afford salmon for FIVE PEOPLE.  Perhaps if certain people were paying for their damn car insurance and cell phones we could....But please tell me what the hell is so evil about legumes and why will you eat them if your sister makes them but not if I do?

I'd like to be able to cook one damn meal for all five people in this house and sit down at a table and eat together.  No one seems willing to commit to one night a week to do that though.

Yes, I know I am whining.  No one is out doing hard drugs or frequenting orgies or committing crimes.  In the big scheme it doesn't matter.  It just doesn't seem like such a huge request since everyone lives under the same roof.

Meh.  Whine complete.  Thank you for your indulgence.

Sunday, October 27, 2013

And Now for Something Completely Different


This weekend involved a visit to my mom and stepdad during which we had hoagies from my favorite Italian place on the planet.  The next day I went to see Spamalot with my dad and stepmom.  After the show we had fabulous food at a cozy little restaurant where the lone waitress gives lots of personal attention,  Also, the chef knows my dad and comes out to sit with us at the end of the night.  He cooked my dad some off-menu fish then he sent us home with free pie after giving us all tastes so we could see which we liked best.

Now I have to go to bed to get ready for work tomorrow.  I'm going to try to carry that Saturday joy and Sunday victory forward to keep me from crying tomorrow when I am faced with administrative stupidity.  And if that doesn't work, maybe I'll just imagine performing the finale of the fish slapping dance on the assistant superidiot.

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Trying to Cure the Crankies

It's been a helluva week.  That last post is the tip of the iceberg.  Yes, even with its vast detail of my work activities, it's just a hint.  Work has been thoroughly frustrating.  I could rant at length but I'm trying to get out of rant mode.

More aggravating than being at work and dealing with the fools determined to send the school district crashing into the iceberg like the Titanic, is sitting at home unable to do much more than alternate ice bags and heat packs on my lower back and sacroiliac. It's been such a joy what with the intense pain every damn time I try to move and not being able to get outside in the gorgeous fall weather to enjoy a hike....or even just stay in my own back yard and do some yoga to help myself chill the heck out...or hell, just SIT and not feel like my lumbar spine is going to erupt.  Unrelenting pain is just such a joy.

I'm not a happy girl this week.  I'm throwing myself quite the pity party, aren't I?  Wah wah wah...

Ok, so I'll share what I was doing last weekend because it was a pretty swell time for the most part.  Last weekend I was busy turning 45.  Woohoo!  My dear pal, Gwennie, had reserved two spots for us, on my actual birthday, at a chocolate cooking class at some wellness center she goes to.  I was admittedly just a teeny bit suspect at the venue for such decadence but she knows me well enough to know I can't resist chocolate.

Last Saturday we were off to class.  After introductions it was explained that all the recipes were designed to be gluten free and mostly dairy free as well as organic and other forms of nutritional goodness that generally translate into food being less than fabulous.  I looked over the packet of recipes and found avocado figuring prominently in a couple of recipes.  Avocado is not my favorite.  There were chocolate mint smoothies with spinach.  Now I love spinach...but in smoothies?  I dunno.

After some briefing on the ingredients we were split into teams of two to produce various recipes.  At the end of the morning we'd all taste each other's handiwork.  Since it was my birthday it was determined that Gwen and I should make the cake recipe.  They were also kind enough to adapt one of the smoothie recipes to substitute avocado and apple for the banana since banana has this habit of making my tongue swell until I can't breathe.  It was very thoughtful of them not to want me dead.

Now you have to understand Gwen and me.  She and I are very different in many ways.  One venue in which this is quite evident is the kitchen.   She has participated in my annual Christmas cookie insanity and has alternated between calling me the Cookie Nazi and the Cookie Goddess.  I'm not a Nazi or a Goddess but there is some need for efficiency when producing between 75-100 dozen cookies within 2 or 3 days.  Also, with regard to the Christmas cookies, I am making recipes that are family favorites so I don't muck around with the ingredients.  I know what works.  Other recipes I muck with, not my cookies.  Gwen, on the other hand figures as long as most of the listed ingredients wind up in the same bowl and get mixed together it's all good. 

We were to bake a cake together, using a new recipe with far from traditional ingredients, after being told to halve the recipe as it was printed.  Ladies and gentlemen of the blogosphere, I submit to you, this is the sort of thing that could further cement our love or end the relationship.  Fortunately we were able to breathe and laugh at each other through this particular challenge.  Imagine if you will, me measuring the dry ingredients into one bowl while Gwen measured the wet into another....well measured the original amounts then fished half of the partially mixed wet ingredients out since we were supposed to halve the recipe.  She's got degrees in psychology.  I suspect she may have been setting me up to see how well I coped with this on turf other than my own.  I went to the microwave to heat some water is how I coped. 

Once we got the batter all mixed it became apparent that we had still managed to get twice the amount of fats into the otherwise halved recipe.  I wondered how this recipe was going to turn out since it was made with some bizarre flour I've never used before and the proportions were off.  Into the oven it went while we made the filling and the frosting.  Oh, and I licked all the bowls.  Gwen loves me and it was my birthday so she said I got the beaters and scrapers all to myself if I wanted.  She is indulgent of what child-like behavior I cling to. 

I indulged her own child-like glee in a high-tech ionizing squirt bottle that allegedly makes water a disinfectant. She was enamored of the gadget so I found things for her to spritz and wipe up.  She was happy. The place was clean.  The teacher was happy.  The cake needed to be removed from its pan but was sticking.  She asked what to do.  I said let it cool more and her inner child was displeased by having to wait.  When a few more minutes passed and it turned out of the pan with ease she said, "I told you all that was needed was a little patience."  I almost spritzed her but instead we laughed at our respective kitchen personalities.

Finally it was time to taste everything.  I have to tell you I was truly surprised in the best way.  the cake was yummy and I would not have thought it was made from anything strange.  There was an equally tasty cookie recipe.  The smoothie, although it was kind of a sickening shade of drab green, was one I would make again.  There was fudge that was edible but not impressive to me.  The recipe that was truly stunning was a chocolate "pudding."  Instead of milk thickened by cooking it was made with pureed avocado.  It was one of the recipes I found revolting to read but I have to say...it was DELICIOUS!  Color me pleasantly surprised.

Since we started with dessert, Gwen and I followed with a lunch of veggies at a cute little place nearby.  Then I went home and was welcomed by Mr. Lime, the Limelets, and a house ready for more birthday celebration.  The table had been set with the nice china.  Diana surprised me with my favorite wine and a birthday hat I was required to wear.  Calypso made a fabulous veggie lasagna and chocolate chip cake (of the traditional variety).  Mr. Lime and Isaac had exchanged the old fridge in the basement with the one formerly in the kitchen as I had been asking for some time since the door shelves kept falling off the kitchen fridge unless the door was opened VERY carefully, in spite of significant reinforcement by duct tape. (We are classy folks here.)

It was a happy day with gorgeous weather, good food, and loving friends and family.  I was feeling the love and basking in the glow. For the drive home I took the scenic side roads to enjoy the fall foliage and enjoy some quiet time.  I'm pretty sure Hugh Jackman and I were sending each other good vibes on our shared birthday too.

And it was the 8th anniversary of this blog.  I never imagined where this thing would go 8 years ago.  I reflected on the amazing friends I've been blessed with both in 3-D life and through this crazy little world of ours, friends who carried me through some dark days over those 8 years.  It was a very good day all the way around and I was grateful.


Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Adventures in Low-Iodine Life (or Theo Take Me Away!)

As you know, the first night of the diet Calypso brought home forbidden desserts.  There have been other "fun" moments.

A few days later she brought me penne a la vodka.  Also forbidden due to the butter and cream involved, though I can have all the booze I want on this diet and may soon start drinking heavily.

I decided to keep busy by going through old magazines to get rid of.  May I just say Cooking Light is the new porn when on a restrictive diet.

The next morning I woke up in a cold sweat because I thought I'd sabotaged my treatment after dreaming of eating salty french fries topped with crumbled bacon followed by peaches covered with a very buttery streusel.  It was the yummiest nightmare I've ever had though.

Lest you think Calypso is the only family member hoping to be choked with dry matzo crackers (which are permissible to me) allow me to correct you.  During the planning stages of the menu I asked Mr. Lime and Isaac for dinner recipes they were hungry for in terms of trying to figure out whether or not they were recipes I could easily adapt.  After Mr. Lime suggested about a dozen things with dairy as the main component I asked him if he had been present during the extended instruction the doctor gave about this diet.  He admitted he had zoned out intentionally "because it was too complicated."

The tacos in question with hella good pico
Then Diana came home to visit for the weekend.  She and Isaac decided they wanted to go out to eat rather than stay home and partake in low iodine food....this after I gave them the last of the black bean tacos with pico de gallo I had made for dinner the night before...the tacos that took me ridiculous amounts of effort to prepare thus leaving me none for lunch the next day.  My darling children went to a restaurant where I could not hope to find something suitable to eat.  Then Diana came buzzing back into the house and asked for money out of MY wallet to finish paying their bill because Isaac took his wallet but not money and she had some cash but not enough and had left her debit card at home (how convenient).  Let me get this right, you're going to eat the last of the food I can safely eat, then go out to a place where I can't possibly eat, THEN ask for MY money to pay for part of it?  She nodded sheepishly.  You so owe me, kid.


This past weekend we had unexpected house guests.  They were dear friends from Trinidad we hadn't seen in many years so we welcomed the chance to see them even though the circumstances leading to their extended stay were, shall we say, less than optimal and the original hosts for them need to be flogged.  They brought along with them their own dietary restrictions in the form of a diabetic and a celiac patient.  Yes, I managed to cook tasty meals which met EVERYONE'S requirements...And then we had a 10 hour power outage so we went out to eat.  My dietary low point came when I sat with everyone at the restaurant as various table mates ate eggs, pancakes, and buttered toast.  My plate contained applesauce and fried potatoes with nothing but pepper because that's all the menu had that met my requirements.  Trust me, I read the entire menu.  NOTHING else would have been permissible.  It was depressing.

Now I've done a fair bit of complaining about food in this post but it's to set you up to understand my happiness over the one bit of dietary joy I have been able to indulge in during this period of frustration.  I mentioned before that I have found exactly one brand of chocolate bar I am allowed to enjoy because it contains no dairy and no soy lecithin.  Read your labels.  Soy lecithin is in every other freaking brand of chocolate I've looked at and I've looked at a LOT of chocolate.  Maybe there are some other brands out there but if so they aren't available in my area.

So I bought myself some bars of Theo chocolate to sustain myself for the weeks of deprivation while I prepare to nuke any remaining cancer cells and burn them into oblivion so cancer is a thing that I will hereafter refer to in the past tense.  I've had Theo before and it's yummy stuff.  I was also aware that it was non-GMO (because I don't need my chocolate to have some weird gene splicing going on and exposing me to other crazy health risks, cancer is quite enough, thanks), organic (ditto the previous comment), fair-trade (so I don't have to worry that some little kid in Africa was slaving away involuntarily rather than going to school so I can get my cacao fix), and as chocolate goes it's pretty low in sugar (so you can eat the dark varieties and tell yourself it's health food...trust me...I've read all sorts of studies about the benefits of dark chocolate).  It made me happy that an ethical and tasty product was still available during my dietary exile from the land of yum.  It made me happy enough that I left a comment on the company website telling them how much I appreciated this bit of joy their product allows me.

This is the part where they won me as a loyal customer for the rest of what I intend to be a long life.  Within a day I received separate emails from two different employees telling me how much they appreciated my message and how glad they were I was a satisfied customer.  They were personal notes which included the offer of some coupons to keep my stash supplied AND kind wishes for my well-being.   A few days later the coupons arrived, not with a form letter but with a nice old-fashioned, hand-written, personal letter. Check it out.  So Tiffany, Becca, and anyone else from Theo, if you're reading, thanks again for being an all around terrific company which provides a great product and treats its customers well.

For the sake of my friends and loyal readers here, who have seen a reference to a particular actor being covered in a particular confection innumerable times, I guess the next question is....do you guys have any pull with Hugh Jackman?  Could you convince him to show up at my house wearing some melted Theo? No?  Ok, well I'm off to savor a bit of 85% dark and some daydreams...


Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Fat Tuesday

Long-time readers know I am devoted to the notion of Fastnachts for Fat Tuesday.  This year I made them the night before since I have to be on the road by 7am.  I was not about to get up at 3am to make them.  The one year I got up at the butt-crack of dawn to make fastnachts they did not turn out well.

This year a big bag of fresh, greasy fastnachts to share with coworkers helped grease the social machinery though.  It's been hard to get to know folks at work since my time is split between two large buildings and communication is somewhat lacking.  Three of the teachers in close proximity to the library have been kind and supportive so I shared with them and with the crew of ladies I am a part of who gets to do cafeteria duty every morning.  We have to herd 600 kids through breakfast in half an hour...no easy task...and generally thankless....not to mention rather revolting at times.  Fastnachts for all the ladies seemed to be an appreciated little treat during that duty. I've appreciated the ones who have been kind to me.

I had to giggle when on of the cafeteria ladies who speaks very little English came chattering at me animatedly in Spanish.  One of the other ladies asked me if I understood what she was saying.  I said more or less that I was getting that she thought they were rich and yummy and even though I offered sugar to shake them in she was happy without it.  The one who would translate smiled and gave me the thumbs up.  Food bridges language barriers pretty nicely sometimes.

Later in the day I had a young student come to me and say in halting English that he had a Valentine for me.  It was a little package of conversation hearts.  Well, shucks....then it was time for me to be surprised.


Monday, February 04, 2013

Philly Doings

As I mentioned, Mr. Lime, the girls, and I went to Philadelphia Sunday rather than watching the SuperDuperBowl.  First stop was a brief (3 hours rather than 7) to the Art Museum.  I found this Medieval German vise  with a rather clenched look about it.  I found that quite amusing in spite of the less than pleasant expression. Who said Germans are humorless?
We each have different taste in art but this piece by Edward Redfield was one we all agreed upon as one we enjoyed.  Similarly we all agreed the weird painting of a crowd of naked toddlers romping in a river was just bizarre.  I wish I had taken a picture of that to show you all. 
After wandering around the art museum we worked up a good bit of hunger so we headed to south Philly to the famous Pat's for a cheesesteak.  As you can see right across the road is their competitor, Geno's.  I suggested we get half our order from one and half from the other then compare the two to see which was favored.  Extreme hunger drove the family to open revolt over the idea of research so Pat's it was. 


My review: they screwed up my order in spite of my correct ordering technique, 2 wiz wit, 1 provolone witout, 1 american witout, (it's not unlike Seinfeld's soup Nazi episode...you order correctly, with cash in hand or get sent to the end of the line).  The cheesesteak was tasty but for $9.50 it seemed pretty skimpy.  The fries, however, were worth every cent.  No there are no fries in this picture.  I ordered them after snarfing down my "wiz wit(out)"

After filling our bellies we moved on to the Edgar Allen Poe National Historic Site.  Who knew Philadelphia would be home to this part of the National Park System.  Poe was born in Boston, spent 5 years in England as a child, died in Baltimore, and spent a 6 years in Philadelphia...a single year of which was spent in this particular house, which he rented for the $100 (for the year) after winning a writing contest for the same amount.  There was nothing in the rooms except stripped down plaster walls with a single picture in each....oh, and one room had this stuffed monkey in the closet.  I have absolutely no idea why.  Why not?

In a room that was formerly part of the Poe's neighbor's house things were set up to resemble a Victorian reading room.  We listened to a recording of Christopher Walken reading The Raven.  It was terrifying....as you can see,

We covered art, then literary works, no we moved on to history.  This should need no explanation.  What you may not know is that the Liberty Bell was melted down and recast more than once.  Also, that large crack is not the original one.  The first crack is visible to the naked eye but looks more like a hairline fracture than a gaping fault line.  When I was a kid the Liberty Bell was housed under an open pavilion.  I was poorly lit but you could walk up to it and touch it.  I can recall doing so as a kid on a field trip.  Now it is in a nice visitor center inside where it is necessary to go through a search of one's bags and one's person (repeated when entering the Independence Hall complex)  I called it pirouetting through history since we were told to lift out jackets and spin around.  I wanted to ask for music....at least some tinny rendition of Swan Lake like might be in a six year old's musical jewelry box.  Touching the bell no?  Nope, that's right out!  but it is well lit with ample natural light.

Again we submitted to the search to enter the Independence Hall complex which includes Old City Hall (which is where the Supreme Court sat while Washington, DC was being built), Independence Hall, and Congress Hall.  This is designated as a World Heritage Site.  I am not exaggerating when I say I believe every US citizen should try to visit this place at least once if at all possible.










 The Rising Sun Chair where John Hancock sat.

Inside the signing hall on the first floor.
View from the third floor Long Room through the hallway and out the back window.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Far Out Celebration

Several months ago Calypso said she found a recipe for tie dye cake and she wanted to make it for my birthday if I was interested.  I said sure and promptly forgot about it.  Last week she checked if I was still interested.  I said yes.  This is what it looked like once she finished decorating it.  Pretty groovy, huh?
She says between the baking and the decorating it took 3 or 4 hours to make it.  In a  matter of moments the candles were lit and then blown out.  You'll see what made it so complex though...














Now how cool is that?  She had shown me a picture of the recipe and I did not expect the cake she made to have the same vibrancy of colors.  My expectations were too low.  I was totally impressed.  It tasted yummy too.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

By Popular Demand

Two years ago, in a pinch, I dressed up a boxed cake mix with some raspberry flavoring.  People went nuts.  It has been a consistent request.  I like to bake....from scratch.  A coworker is having a milestone birthday this week.  She requested these cupcakes.  I spent the morning making them from scratch.  I fiddled around with some recipes I have.  They are dark chocolate raspberry cupcakes with raspberry cream cheese frosting.  I call them Nipples of Venus...because I am just that saucy.

Here's the result.  Want one?


Go ahead.  You know you do...





Ok, now stop licking your screen.  People will start wondering about your sanity.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Slice of Lime-You Say Fry Bread...I Say Fry Bake

Over the weekend I was not only working hard to finish a quilt, I was also visiting Calypso at the camp where she is interning with a group of other kids her age.  Back in January twelve of them spent the night at out house before flying to Costa Rica early the next morning.  At that time I made some Trini treats for them to snack on, fry bake and tomato chokha.  In the group there are a few Navajo students.  They especially seemed to love the fry bake and said it tasted like Indian Fry Bread.  When I showed up at camp this weekend one of the Navajo boys saw me and cried, "Hi, Mom!  You're here!  Are you going to make fry bread again?"  He called me Mom, he is at least a couple thousand miles away from home, I know what it is to be far from home and craving just a taste of it.  How could I say no?



Calypso grabbed my camera to document portions of the process.  In case you're interested, here's the recipe.

4 cups flour
Baking powder (I dunno a couple giant spoonfuls)
half a fist sized blog of shortening or so
1 1/2 cups water

Like my consistent standards of measurement there?  Ok, hush, and just go with it.  Use your hands to rub the shortening into the flour and baking powder.  Pour in the water and knead until the dough is smooth and elastic.   Then let the dough "relax" for about a half hour.  It's hard work being kneaded.  After it relaxes pull a hunk off and hand knead it into a ball.  (That's what I am doing in the picture)  Roll it out, slice it up and fry it on both sides in hot oil.  Pictures to follow.


Calypso took this one and said it would be the Nanzo picture.  Nanzo was my Trini mom.  She hated having her picture taken.  The only time you could get away with it was if she was busy rolling dough because that was serious business.  Just take it and run before she could start swinging the rolling pin!  Truth be told she'd only threaten with it. 


Here's the dough all slice up ready to be fried.  One young ma came in and asked if i was making pot pie noodles.  I very nearly kissed him.  Any self-respecting Pennsylvania German knows potpie doesn't come in a crust.  It has gravy and noodles.  So I was making Trini food at the request of a Navajo but it was mistaken for PA German.  How many more cultures could I hit in the kitchen? (The next day I'd make a Kenyan stew for everyone if you must know.)


And the frying commences.  The hardest part is waiting to eat.




My Navajo "son" needed to do quality control before everyone else was served.


Judging by how many he ate I'm thinking he approved.  He was a happy boy.  Fortunately he shares well and there were enough for the other 12-15 people who wanted some too.  We didn't worry whether it's fry bread or fry bake.  We just savored it together.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

The Limelette Doesn't Fall Far...

Way back when I was pregnant with Calypso and living in Trinidad I had some pretty horrendous food cravings.  The main ones were for lasagna, broccoli, peanut butter TastyKakes, and Doritos.  I had others from time to time but those items were virtually unavailable at all so they went unsated...and I became a bit crazed at times.  Now you have to understand when I say crazed I mean I was pitifully obsessed.  You need to take just a moment and go read this old post about how those cravings were met.  Its short, I promise.

Ok, now that you're back...




This weekend when Calypso came home (and after we both got to sleep in from the 3am arrival) she let me know she'd had some powerful food cravings while she was in Costa Rica.  First on her list was spaghetti.  I smiled.  Next she said she wanted salad that was made with lettuce instead of cabbage.  Then she told me she was really hoping we could get bagels for breakfast.  Finally, she told me she was absolutely DYING for.....broccoli.

I didn't give her a bouquet but she moaned in delight over the spaghetti dinner with a garden salad heavy on the broccoli that we had Saturday night.

Monday, November 14, 2011

On the Hunt

I went grocery shopping on Sunday because my cupboards resembled Old Mother Hubbard's.  I thought the house was now well-stocked with food.  Isaac had no school today so I left directions that he make spaghetti and meatballs for dinner to be ready by the time I return from work (after 8pm tonight so PLENTY of time).

I returned home to find Mr. Lime sitting with a bowl smeared with spaghetti sauce remnants, which was a good sign.  He informed me Isaac was out with friends and that I should not expect the spaghetti to impress me.  Hey, I was impressed that the boy made dinner with out me being present to coach him through it.  As long as it was not a burnt offering or only half-cooked I was not going to become a food critic.  I warmed up a bowl and ate his first attempt at a solo dinner.

Isaac and his pals soon returned noisily.  The crew of boys immediately began to look for food.  There is something both amusing and comforting in the predictability of their motivations.  Isaac found the carton of kumquats I left on the table and asked his buddies if they wanted some.  Yes, we had kumquats.  I never had one before.  Heck, I never even saw one before so when I found a small carton of them at the store I decided we'd try them.  Last night I couldn't convince anyone to taste them with me and half the fun is trying something new with other people.  Tonight, the three boys and I munched the kumquats and declared them weird but edible.  I get a kick out of being the mom who has the "weird foods."  These guys have tried all sorts of food they never had before when they've come over to visit.  Venison, quinoa, kale chips, all sorts of ethnic foods, and now kumquats.

Kumquats were no match for adolescent male hunger though so they began scouting for more food immediately, not unlike sharks on the prowl.  They went through a bag of corn chips and a jar of salsa in minutes and still the empty space was not filled.  Then one lifted the lid on the spaghetti pot and brightened as he asked, "Can we have some?"  I smiled as I handed them all bowls and forks.  They each inhaled one bowlful.  The first guy lifted the lid after the first round of snarfage and gave the excitedly spoken quote of the night, which made me split a gut laughing.

"Dude, it's perfect.  We each can have a third of what's left and then they don't have to put any in the fridge!"


As if somehow leftovers are contrary to universal law and they'd be doing me a great favor.

I think I need to go grocery shopping again...

Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Slice of Lime-Slice of Pizza

Perhaps you recall this series of especially flattering shots from February when I went through a 10 day nutritional detox.  If you don't, heck, even if you do, take a second to remind yourself of what I look like when forcing a powdered sewage shake down my own gullet.  It's a great look.  I'm sure all the supermodels will soon be working this look.

Believe it or not I subjected myself to this process and all the attendant liquid horror again.  Voluntarily.  Yeah, some people are gluttons for punishment but if you didn't already figure that out about me then I guess I should thank you for holding onto delusions which paint me as being somehow sane.

Wednesday was the first day I could anything I wanted.  I made a beeline for this 12" onion and green pepper pizza.  It was done to perfection.  It made me very happy.




So very happy.  (I'm easy that way.  Especially after gagging down the swill shakes. Honestly, the only way I could do it was to mix the swill and chug the whole thing in one long continuous gulp.  It was determined by observers that I had missed my calling as a competitive beer chugger. They found it vastly entertaining to watch me slug a pint of this crap back as quickly as I did and then chase it with a pint of water after it, all in under 10 seconds.  They're easy that way.  But I digress...)

I did not share my pizza.  It was my reward.  I took my time and savored every last bite of it.

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Excuse Me While I Slip into a Cocoa Coma

The two bits of cake in the above picture were made using this recipe and this recipe.  Someone at Chez Lime may have requested one or the other.  Someone else may have thought they'd be a lovely complement to each other in both flavors and textures.  That same someone may have been ambitious enough to produce both recipes.  Several someones may not have been able to finish what was on their respective plates due to the intensity and richness contained thereupon.  Someone else may have finished every last morsel and be about ready to slip into blissful unconsciousness as a result. Sugar plum fairies ain't got nuthin' on the cocoa and raspberry angels.

Sunday, June 05, 2011

Creative Cookery

You may recall this post where I discussed Isaac's growing sense of experimentation in the kitchen with specific regard to inventive versions of peanut butter sandwiches.  I want to capitalize on this new culinary interest.  The boy will one day be on his own and need to eat more than just peanut butter sandwiches.  If I succeed in instilling a sense of thrift as well he will not be subsisting on take-out food.  I'd like him to be somewhat competent in the kitchen.  I think any future wife of his will appreciate this too.

So it was recently that I requested his help in making dinner so that I may expand his skill set a bit in the process.  Admittedly, I am somewhat notorious for forgetting to take meat out of the freezer to thaw.  Thank God for microwaves.  I pulled some boneless chicken breasts out of the freezer for dinner and handed them to Isaac with the comment, "We need to thaw these first."

The boy has always been a bit of a problem solver.  Might I add he was not terribly interested in helping me, not when there was baseball to be watching or Wii to be playing or dust to be collecting.  Here then is his solution to how to thaw the chicken AND have Mom ask you to remove yourself from her presence in the kitchen.




I hope the girl he marries has a sense of humor...

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Isaac is a 15 year old boy.  He also happens to be over 6 feet tall and still growing.  This means he is a bottomless pit. He frequently downs and entire gallon of milk in a single day and yet remains trim.  I have been considering a home equity loan to finance next month's grocery bill.  The boy has always had a hearty appetite and it has only grown along with him. 

One might be inclined to think a creature who is so consistently hungry would be somewhat less inclined to worry about presentation or variety in favor of sheer volume and accessibility.  On many days this is true but Isaac also exhibits a bit of whimsy and adventure in his culinary drives from time to time.  He was excited to show us all his creatively arranged sloppy joe, beans, and mac & cheese not long ago and made sure we appreciated how his dinner was smiling at him.  He has also begun experimenting with his favorite snack/dessert/side dish/breakfast/lunch/dinner item....the peanut butter sandwich.

You may immediately think of peanut butter and grape jelly on two slices of white bread.  I'm here to tell you no such creature will be found in this house. Yuck!  First of all, I don't buy white bread, much to the consternation of certain members of this family.  Second, grape jelly seems to be the least favorite flavor of anyone here. 

I long ago introduced the limelets to the wonders of a fluffer nutter (peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwich).  This was such a hit that sometimes certain individuals will forgo the bread and just stir the PB & fluff together in a bowl.  No comment on who may have made that original suggestion...

I'm also a fan of peanut butter and apple butter or peanut butter and honey sandwiches on some nice whole grain bread.

Calypso, being an Elvis fan, has done the bacon and banana version.

Mr. Lime hipped Isaac to the idea of PB&J on pumpernickel bread.

Then Isaac came home with a menu from some place in NYC that specializes in peanut butter sandwiches and decided he needed to eat his way through the menu.  This led to peanut butter and pickle sandwiches, peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches laced with shredded coconut, as well as some other concoctions I can't even remember.

So now I invite you to share the most interesting, oddest, or yummiest (if unconventional) peanut butter sandwich recipe you personally favor.  PB sandwiches are a nice cheap filler for a perpetually hungry teenage boy.  If you can't give me any good sandwich ideas how about the name of a good loan officer?

Sunday, March 06, 2011

Overheard at Work

A couple recent snippets...

I have a particular coworker, TherapyGirl who has some rather fussy eating habits.  She doesn't like strawberries or blueberries because they have itty bitty seeds, so you know raspberries are right out.  She won't eat caramel because she doesn't like how it coats her mouth.  She detests trail mix because all the ingredients touch each other.  She likes all the individual components of  nuts, dried fruits, seeds, chocolate bits.  She just hates them mixed.  Ditto for other mixes like Chex Mix even though , again, she likes all the ingredients.

She and MassageGirl like to send friendly zingers back and forth about their respective foibles.  The most recent exchange that cracked me up went like this.

TG:  I can't cut my apple with a plastic knife!  Where's my good knife?

MG: Why do you need to cut it?  Just bite into it.

TG: I don't like to bite into apples.  I never know what to do with my upper lip.

MG: Gets juice and stuff in your moustache, huh?


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Later on in the same day a patient came in and shared a bit of wisdom with us.  "Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow."


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Now it's your turn to share.

What weird food habits do you have?

What food is life like in your opinion?  And no, you may not say it's like a box of chocolates.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Cook Me Up a Meme

I went digging around looking for blog fodder.  Found this old meme at Bloggingham Palace.

1. If you could put thyme in a bottle, what is the first thing that you'd like to do?
Probably ask Jim Croce to put it away between the tarragon and the turmeric.

2. Do eggs really crack or do they merely have a nervous breakdown?
The hard-boiled ones just get twitchy but the soft-boiled ones crack up, the scrambled ones need to be committed involuntarily.


3. Why are you whipping the butter? What did it ever do to you?
If you'd seen what was going on in the fridge after I closed the door and the light went off you'd understand completely.  Besides, the butter likes it.  It begs for it.  Don't worry, it has a safe word.

4. Do your spoons spoon in the drawer? Have you ever noticed? And more importantly, if wooden spoons spoon do they get splinters?
I dunno what the fork they do in there.

5. You hear: "Dumpling, my Dumpling, come hither." The candles are lit, the fondue is dipping, the Godiva is pouring, the scallions are steaming and the music is playing.....but wait, the windows are open. Why did you close them?
I'm sorry I can't get over the bit about the Godiva pouring.  Is the chocolate melted completely?  Where is it being poured?  On Hugh Jackman?  If so, the windows are not even under consideration.

6. Do you need a recipe to cook or are you a bohemian chef? Show us your reckless and wild side in the kitchen. Don't have one? Here's a recipe I made just for you: You will need a spatula, a whisk, a gallon of Chardonnay, a banana and a rump roast. What is the name of your dish?
Bohemian.  Freddie Mercury's Delight.

7. After dinner, the dishes are so dirty that the dishwasher refuses to wash them. What did they say to get in hot water?
I'm confused.  Is the dishwasher in hot water or are the dishes? If it's the dishes is this the remake of the Disney version of Beauty and the Beast because those are the only talking dishes I've heard of.


8. Is your pot black?
It prefers the term "pigment enhanced."


9. What is the sexiest spice or condiment in your cabinet? What makes it so?
Cinnamon.  Just say it and let it roll off your tongue and lips.


10. How much crock is really in your crock pot?
At least a potful.

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Sweets and Salts

I think I may have been hanging around Suldog too long because the re-post bug has bitten me.  Heck, it seems to work well for him so maybe it will for me.  February 2 is my grandfather's birthday.  Although I first posted this story 3 years ago it just seems a fitting remembrance of him on a cold day.


I'm back in my grandparent's tiny kitchen. It was just big enough to hold the refrigerator, sink, a small cabinet, and stove on one wall. There was no dining room so the table and four chairs were squeezed next to the opposite wall. Once the table was pulled out and everyone sat they stayed put. One had their back against the wall, one against the cabinet opposite the stove, one against the sink, and one with their back to the doorway. Only the one in the doorway could make an escape but no one wanted to. This was Mom-mom and Pop-pop's kitchen.

Tiny as it was, countless meals, baked goods, preserves and canned goods were made there. Mom-mom and Pop-pop both cooked. After his mother died and his stepmother kicked him out of his father's house he bounced around between other family members and eventually lived with his grandmother who was a cook at a local mansion. He learned cooking and sewing from her and whether he was producing something in the kitchen or by needle his end results were as fine or finer than that of many women.

The foods my grandparents made were very unlike what my mother served. Mom-mom made chicken potpie the Pennsylvania German way. This was no pastry covered pie dish with chicken and vegetables floating underneath. What heresy! Any Dutchie (local term for those of PA German heritage because they are often called PA Dutch) knows Chicken Pot Pie has big, square, homemade egg noodles, potato chunks, corn, and the chicken, all together and swimming in a sea of gravy. It's really more of a stew. Other dishes were fresh peas cooked in milk, apie cakes, rice pudding, a pickled bean and vegetable dish called Chow-chow, and endless jams and jellies.

The canned goods alone were astonishing. My grandparents' basement, which was clean enough for surgery, had row upon row of canned goods they had put up themselves. Everything was lined up and labeled in the most orderly fashion, a library of cans and jars indexed by date and contents. That's the meticulous Pennsylvania German way. There was an array of jams, jellies, and preserves. You could easily find the obvious and expected flavors like grape, strawberry, and peach. Amongst those fruits you'd also find crab apple jelly, elderberry jam, and whatever other interesting things they could find. I'd seen many canning sessions when Mom-mom boiled the fruits and pectins and then watched as Pop-pop squeezed it all through many layers of cheese cloth, warm juices running down his forearms, sweet aromas taunting my nose. If there was a fruit to be harvested locally it was turned into something you'd want to spread on a slice of bread. And as far as a Dutchie is concerned, dinner has not been proper unless there is buttered bread at the table and something else to smear on top of it. It's also important to keep a balance between sweet flavors and salty flavors. Seven sweets and seven salts is the official rule though some things like chow-chow pull double duty since they are both sweet and salty.

In their final years my grandparents did much less canning as Mom-mom's heart weakened and she could spend less and less time on her feet. Pop-pop also slipped into deep depression. They let a couple seasons pass by as they struggled. Mom-mom left us during the summer Diana was a baby. Pop-pop was never good for sitting still and without her to take care of he suddenly had much more time on his hands and needed activity to keep his mind off missing his wife. He decided to put up a batch of preserves by himself. One weekend at the end of summer when I came for a visit he loaded me up with jars of strawberry and peach preserves. We sat at the little table enjoying buttered bread and preserves. He smiled a smile I hadn't seen in a long time and it sweetened my soul like the jam on the bread. In November he was gone too.

It was February and my husband and I had gone through all but one last half-pint jar of peach preserves. He was at work, the baby was sleeping, and I was hungry. I toasted some bread. I reached for the final jar and found just the last remains of preserves clinging to the sides and bottom. I scraped out every last molecule, spread it slowly over the surface as if it were some ancient ritual. I think it took about 15 minutes to eat that one piece of toast. Each mouthful felt sacred. I had a hard time getting the last bite over the lump in my throat. The sweetness went to my belly as tears ran down my cheek to my lips. I half cried and half laughed because a proper Pennsylvania German meal has to have its bread and it has to taste of both sweets and salts.



Tuesday, October 26, 2010

I Can Stop Any Time I Want To...

I was trying to decide what to do about dinner the other day.  I was thinking about pizza but due to some dietary restrictions Calypso has right now to try to boost her immunity she can't have that so I opted not to torment my poor pizza deprived daughter by bringing it into the house.

It was a cold day so I thought a grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup would be good.  I didn't have enough bread.

I looked to see what I did have.  Oh, garlic bagel chips, about 8 roma tomatoes, some fresh mozzarella pearls, and some basil.  I can dice up the tomatoes and basil, mix 'em with olive oil, garlic, and the pearls and eat it off the bagel chips!

I can get pizza for lunch tomorrow and stop at the store on the way home to get bread for grilled cheese...

So basically I want...
round bread with cheese and tomato sauce all baked together...
toasted bread with cheese dipped in liquid tomoatoes...
or chips dipped into a mixture of tomatoes and cheese.

I don't have a problem with bread, tomatoes, and cheese though.