1. Explain what ended your last relationship?
Colonel Mustard in the study with a candlestick.
2. When was the last time you shaved?
Well, I didn't shave it but I waxed my upper lip real well after those Wyatt Earp results!
3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
It's not 8 am yet.
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Telling my son to run faster and hollering for the bus driver not to drive off.
5. Are you any good at math?
6. Your prom night?
Spent with a 30 year old date.
7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
A forefather helped found two of the towns near where I grew up and established the first ironworks in Pennsylvania. He was a noted local abolitionist whose mansion was a station on the Underground Railroad too.
8. Have you had to take a loan out for school?
No, but I'll probably have to remortgage my house 3 times AND work the local truckstop to get my kids through college.
9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
You seem to be under the misguided assumption that I am 14
10. Last thing received in the mail?
A shitload of political ads, pity they aren't absorbent enough to use as toilet paper.
11. How many different beverages have you had today?
12. Do you ever leave messages on peoples answering machines?
How else will they know I am stalking them?
13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
I've never had sex at a concert. Applications may be submitted.
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Nope, I'm about beachcombing or burying my feet in the sand while I sit and read.
15. What was the most painful dental procedure you have had?
Age 12 having all four eye teeth ripped outta my skull with novacaine that did not take effect. The last one shattered and at one point the dentist was darn near straddling me with a mini-crow bar and mumbling curse words while trying to fish out a piece of tooth the size of a grain of rice.
16. What is out your back door?
17. Any plans for Friday night?
Girls night out
18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
If I am at the beach I am not terribly concerned about how my hair looks. I'm busier hoping the hydraulics of my bathing suit are containing my flab adequately.
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
Thankfully, no. I prefer my popcorn fresh.
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Every year as a school field trip. Loved it.
21. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
Now that I have a master bath where my kids can't do unspeakable things with my towel, yes.
22. Some things you are excited about?
It's before 7 am, very little excites me at this hour. However, if someone were to invite me back to bed to finish that dream from Friday, that would be exciting.
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
24. Describe your keychain(s)?
A plastic tie dye shirt with about 8 various keytags.
25. This question is MIA.
Gee, this would be the perfect opportunity for a political ad. AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGG!!!!!!!!
26. Where do you keep your change?
You are assuming I have any.
27. What kind of winter coat do you own?
Land's End 3-in-1
28. What was the weather like on your graduation day?
High school graduation was sunny but on Friday the 13th because it had been rained out the day before. College graduation was a cold, nagging drizzle. The audience sat in covered bleachers, the faculty and graduate students sat on a covered stage. Those of us who were undergrads sat on the track getting rained on. I was pregnant and morning sick too. Fun day.
29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
30. Did U read this far?
How the flip do you think I answered it if I didn't read this far?