Monday, November 06, 2006

More Meme-tastic Fun or I Didn't Know What Else to Post

1. Explain what ended your last relationship?
Colonel Mustard in the study with a candlestick.

2. When was the last time you shaved?
Well, I didn't shave it but I waxed my upper lip real well after those Wyatt Earp results!

3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
It's not 8 am yet.

4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Telling my son to run faster and hollering for the bus driver not to drive off.

5. Are you any good at math?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. Your prom night?
Spent with a 30 year old date.

7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
A forefather helped found two of the towns near where I grew up and established the first ironworks in Pennsylvania. He was a noted local abolitionist whose mansion was a station on the Underground Railroad too.

8. Have you had to take a loan out for school?
No, but I'll probably have to remortgage my house 3 times AND work the local truckstop to get my kids through college.

9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
You seem to be under the misguided assumption that I am 14

10. Last thing received in the mail?
A shitload of political ads, pity they aren't absorbent enough to use as toilet paper.

11. How many different beverages have you had today?
Nothing yet

12. Do you ever leave messages on peoples answering machines?
How else will they know I am stalking them?

13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
I've never had sex at a concert. Applications may be submitted.

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Nope, I'm about beachcombing or burying my feet in the sand while I sit and read.

15. What was the most painful dental procedure you have had?
Age 12 having all four eye teeth ripped outta my skull with novacaine that did not take effect. The last one shattered and at one point the dentist was darn near straddling me with a mini-crow bar and mumbling curse words while trying to fish out a piece of tooth the size of a grain of rice.

16. What is out your back door?
A patio

17. Any plans for Friday night?
Girls night out

18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
If I am at the beach I am not terribly concerned about how my hair looks. I'm busier hoping the hydraulics of my bathing suit are containing my flab adequately.

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
Thankfully, no. I prefer my popcorn fresh.

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Every year as a school field trip. Loved it.

21. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
Now that I have a master bath where my kids can't do unspeakable things with my towel, yes.

22. Some things you are excited about?
It's before 7 am, very little excites me at this hour. However, if someone were to invite me back to bed to finish that dream from Friday, that would be exciting.

23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
Raspberry

24. Describe your keychain(s)?
A plastic tie dye shirt with about 8 various keytags.

25. This question is MIA.
Gee, this would be the perfect opportunity for a political ad. AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGG!!!!!!!!

26. Where do you keep your change?
You are assuming I have any.

27. What kind of winter coat do you own?
Land's End 3-in-1

28. What was the weather like on your graduation day?
High school graduation was sunny but on Friday the 13th because it had been rained out the day before. College graduation was a cold, nagging drizzle. The audience sat in covered bleachers, the faculty and graduate students sat on a covered stage. Those of us who were undergrads sat on the track getting rained on. I was pregnant and morning sick too. Fun day.

29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Always closed

30. Did U read this far?
How the flip do you think I answered it if I didn't read this far?

21 comments:

m said...

Early Bird MEME...you answered more coherently than I could have before 7AM.

Blither said...

What kinda question is #30?
Ok.. I have a myspace did you call me 14? Minus 1 strapping lad from Limey! Tee hee. I was forced to myspace by friends. Now I have an abnormal myspace addiction disorder.

Blither said...

PS...
You Funny Hunny!

barefoot_mistress said...

Oh LMAO.....

I'm busier hoping the hydraulics of my bathing suit are containing my flab adequately.

Aint it the truth?

Jodes said...

good answers, maybe I will do this tmrw.

snavy said...

LOL @ #1!!

I'm not 14 either (although I act it some times). I was also forced to my space but my my sis & bro. I hardley ever go there.

Tommy said...

Yeah I don't draw my name in the sand at the beach but I do write it in the snow! hehehe. Colonel Mustard in the study with the candlestick? Classic love classic. Oh and I'm going to a concert well if you are that is. Got back row seats! ;0) luv ya.
TG

Breazy said...

even though I do have a myspace since my sister talked me into getting one so I could communicate with her , I don't even have a song on there and if I did , of course I would know all the lyrics .LOL! What is the use of putting up a song you don't know ! LOL! You have a great day !

lecram sinun said...

LOL... too funny, Lime!

AndyT13 said...

I always love when you do these. They display your fabulous sense of humor in a truly flattering light. That is to say you crack me up LOL! Hey, thanks for reading and keeping up the support over at my humble hovel. Your friendship means a lot Ju Thuper thing you!

Moosekahl said...

These are so fun when you do them! Can't believe you can be that witty before 7 am...I'm lucky to get my make-up on right and out the door to be to work by then, let alone come up with witty responses for a meme. Have a great week!

Rob said...

Hmmmmm... yeah, I would say that #29 is a good idea -- especially if anyone took you up on your suggestion for #22!

As usual, your answers to these questions reveal your sense of humor and outstanding ability to express yourself, Michelle! I love the way you write -- among other things! ;-)

Amber said...

I think concert verginity means first concert you went to. Mine would be ZZ Top with my Dad

Phain said...

I poke holes in the sand. I lay there (with my toes dug in btw) and find the sturdiest stick or stick-like-debris I can reach without having to get up and then use it to poke poke poke lil' holes in the sand all around me.

Gary said...

We used to get those big barrels of popcorn free at work every Christmas. I ate it shamelessly. It is amazing what I will eat if it is free. :)

Anonymous said...

You are the Queen of memes! I didn't even notice that #25 was missing.

Tan Lucy Pez said...

Well, I read that far. Read the whole thing. It was fun.

Anonymous said...

Ooohhh! One of those big tins of popcorn sounds so good right now! Luckily I have some popcorn I can make. Thanks for the wonderful idea :-)

Marc

Boysenberry said...

Gees, I hope my graduation day is better than yours was :\

Heather said...

This is a great meme. I saw that Sheri did it too - I may have to steal it someday! Good stuff!!

~TVS said...

You are FUNNY!