Wednesday, May 07, 2008

By Popular Demand

Phain mentioned in her last post that she wished I'd do a meme so she could steal it from me. Being the obliging sort, I had to help her out. So if you don't enjoy this post, talk to her.

1.Your name plus "ness"

2. Two feelings at the moment?
Horripilations and an impending urge toward eructation

3. What are you listening to right now?
The voices in my head.

4. Done anything you regret so far this week?
The week is young

5. Describe where you are right now?
On the third planet, orbiting approximately 93 million miles from the star known as Sol in the Milky Way Galaxy.

6.The highlight of your week?
It's a toss up between winning the Pulitzer Prize for meme responses and having a really tasty chicken sandwich.

7. What are you craving to have right now?
This isn't that sort of blog...

8. Who were the last people you went out to dinner with?
A group of people I think were raised by wolves...oh wait, that would be my family...

9. What are you scared of?
That slimy tentacled thing under my bed.

10. Last movie you watched?
Where the Heart Is

11. Do you have feelings for someone?
I have lots of different feelings for lots of different someones. They range from apathy to disgust to contempt to friendly affection to to unconditional love to overwhelming lust. Take yer pick.

12. What is your heritage?
Greek by birth, Pennsylvania German by upbringing, Trini at heart.

13. Are you thinking of someone right now?

14. Britney Spears is a skank. Agree or disagree?
Care or not? Emphatic NOT

15. Last thing you downloaded on your computer?
A spreadsheet containing a committee budget for 2008. Living the wild life!!!

16.Have you changed much this year?
Well, I put on clean underwear every day....

17. Say something about the person who posted this before you:
This has been sitting in drafts so long I don't remember where it came from. Whoever it was I am sure is brilliant, generous, and always has minty fresh breath.

18. Do you like moms?
Is there a reason I shouldn't?

19.Hugs Or Kisses?
Any time I can get them, yes!

20. Say one of your friends and an inside joke with them.
It would no longer be an inside joke then.

21. How many homes have you lived in?

22. This Q went AWOL
Someone alert the meme MPs!

23. Who was the last person to text message you?
My daughter

24. Where was the last place you went besides where you are?
In my head or on my feet?

25. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
Some folks have said Jamie Lee Curtis, others have said Stockard Channing. One especially creepy individual insisted he recognized me from the porno film I was in.....uh, wrong gal, ya skeezo.

26. Do you speak any other language other than English?
The aliens beaming thoughts into my brain have taught me the 12 dialects of Bentar 3.

27. Last thing you watched on TV?
The History Channel is on right now.

28. Do you dress for style or comfort?
Have you not ever read this blog before?

29. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
The ever delectable Hugh Jackman shares both the day and the year with me.

30. Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
I've never had a night in Mexico, drunken, sober or otherwise.

31. Whats the craziest thing you've done?
Well, a case could be made for ziplining without a harness.

32. Favorite colour(s)?
Why is this question in every stinking meme???? Come up with something more interesting to ask me already!

33. What are your plans for tonight?
Putting a lot of miles on the mom taxi

34. What are you looking forward to tomorrow?
Seeing my nefarious plans come to fruition...Mwahahahahaha!!!!

35. Last time you smiled?
When I threw my head back and cackled at the last answer


M said...


M said...

james and g-man, you aren't the only ones who can leave a message first!

Mrs Lime: um...sorry. now i have to go read your post and leave a real comment.

M said...

ok...i had to look up the words in your answer to number 2. one i couldn't find

the other: eructation
to belch forth like a volcano...

hm. maybe the authorities should be clearing the population around you like they are for that volcano in South America

lime said...

M, BRAVO!!! cracking up at how you slid in there so unexpectedly and grabbed the top spot! hehehehe. horripilations=goosebumps

G-Man said...

This shit is getting on MY last nerve...
I feel like Wild Bill Hickock, with every young whipersnapper trying to out-gun me!!!

(as he slowly bellies up to the bar, and silently sips his rot-gut whiskey)

BTW Lime, I love it when you cackle...G

James Goodman, Author said...

Dang! She slipped by when I wasn't looking. :D Hell, I guess I'll just belly up to the bar with Galen and bide my time for tomorrow. :D

What are you listening to right now?
The voices in my head.

Ah, a lady after my own heart. :D

74WIXYgrad said...

For some odd reason, I am starting to enjoy this playground.

Bunny said...

Thank for today's vocabulary lesson!

Phain said...

NINTH!! wooo hooooo!! forget the "first" business.

scurrying off to do my meme...

Craver Vii said...

You made me use a dictionary today.

'Kay then, would you say that your favorite meme would not include questions about favorite things? Well, you're undoubtedly my favorite meme answerer! Oh look; that's probably going to offend someone. What I mean to say is that Lime's answers are more interesting and fun than anyone else's. Better? No? Oh, I see what you mean.

Anonymous said...

If I must, I must....

Anonymous said...

Your MeMe answers are always the best, Damn It!


Funny Lady Lime!


VE said...

How do I know this meme is British? Because they spelled color with a "u". Those Enlish...they think their SOOOO superior...

lecram said...

On... "Where the Heart Is" ... which version... the walmart baby one (probably, huh?) or the Dabney Coleman one? (BTW... the latter is also worth the watch... fun quirk factor.)

The Intracerebral Itinerary said...

Oops, I just eructated. Too much carbonation in my diet, perhaps.

Thanks for stopping by! Love your picture.

Anonymous said...

Love it! Hahahahaha... although I prefer to be in the Milky Way thankyouverymuch! ;)

Yay for nefarious plans!

The Zombieslayer said...

14. Britney Spears is a skank. Agree or disagree?
Care or not? Emphatic NOT

Exactly. This is why I stopped watching tv. Got so sick of the whole celebrity worship crap. So I stopped watching completely.

Jocelyn said...

Stockard Channing before or after rehab and plastic surgery would be my follow-up question.