Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Weird Wednesday-A Tale of Crapola

Many months ago, Susie decided the Hijackers would engage in crapola swapping. Over the months I have been the recipient of much crapola but have yet to do many posts with said materials of low value and even less taste. That ends today. Listen, my dears, to the Tale of Crapola...




Once upon a time there were two wee ones who decided they didn't want Susie to be their boss anymore so they ran away from her yurt. Shortly thereafter they met a magical butterfly from Snav's World. The magical butterfly told them he could take them to the end of the rainbow where they would find an incredible treasure. The wee ones hopped on the butterfly's back to begin an amazing adventure.





They flew through dense jungles.

They encountered strange giants.


When they flew under the great waterfall they knew their journey was soon to end.


At long last they arrived at....something....It was strange and they weren't entirely sure what to make of it. What on earth could it be? The magic butterlfy assured them this was the end of the rainbow and it contained great treasure. The wee ones looked at each other and remarked, 'Well, it certainly looks like the rainbow exploded on this thing. Let's go look.'

They climbed to the top of this rainbow explosion and to them it really felt like a dog's life.


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After much effort they finally retrieved the prize for their long journey and hard work.....








Giant pickles???? What was that butterfly thinking???

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Moral of the story: Whaddya expect?? This ain't high art, ya know! It's Weird Wednesday and the Hijackers are involved! Just be glad no llamas were involved.

Oh, and today is the lovely Snavy's birthday so go wish her a very happy day and if you want to see her present it...er....he's been hijacked.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

You sure cast a spellbinding yarn, Michelle Trini Limey, I was on the edge of my seat through out the whole story.
I love moralistic tales. I'm still contimplating the moral to this one.....G

Jodes said...

great tall tale, I did your food meme.

ttfootball said...

Lime dis is complete IDLENESS...idleness ah tell yuh...lawd

snavy said...

omg that's hysterical

when the butterfly was here it was still flying solo

i love my gift - hehe

Logophile said...

You so silly,
I love you.

barefoot_mistress said...

Oh lol! That is a lot of work for a jar of plastic pickles, isnt it?
But all in all, id say that butterfly gives good adventure!

Seamus said...

So...instead of The Never Ending Story, it's The Never Ending Crapola! :)

Anonymous said...

The butterfly started to scare me there :) but after a while, it just made me laugh... Then came the pickles...
Now I'm hungry...

Arent Wednesdays great?

Breazy said...

Cool story and pics! I need to get that shirt back to you too ! Oh yay , a birthday to celebrate!

DaMasta said...

Heyyyyyyyyyyy little homies! (I'd know cause I'm mexican..)

:P

Have a good one, Limerz

Anonymous said...

Damn!! Twee blogging at its most syrupy :o)).

Rob said...

Wow! Cool stuff! Harrison Ford's got nothing on the wee riders!!

That giant creature IS kinda scary -- the way it just poked its head right through the wall and everything!

Wish we had a close-up of them flying under the waterfall. I'll bet that chick looks HOT in a wet t-shirt!!

Are those battery-operated pickles?

I can hardly wait to see where the magic butterfly takes the intrepid adventurers next...

Crapola rules!!!!

Top cat said...

That was so good I wanted a box of popcorn while reading/looking at it.

Blither said...

Now are those edible pickles?
Because you know I'll try and eat'em.

I really like that word.. Crapola!
Rolls of the tongue beautifully... I'll be using that several times tonight.

"Mr B, These Tacobell Taco's Are Crapola.. But I do appreciate you taking time to make dinner tonight."

*Snicker*

m said...

Fantastic! (-:

I love little people stories. Captain Kangaroo used to have little people living in his bookshelf, kind of like the Borrowers. Okay, I know this is all pretend, but it is still fun.

Anonymous said...

two homies on a giant butterfly who go through the jungle, then on top of a deerhead, then take a shower, and then to a cup of coffee to be rewarded with a plastic jar full of giant pickles...

far out, man...

-am I actually reading this? or is it just a week of vicadin...

(Not even gonna bother putting on the old PinkFloyd...)

Anonymous said...

That was a gripping adventure! And with a happy end... wonderful :)

KFarmer said...

Under the great waterfall had me cracking up- too funny :)