Thursday, December 20, 2007

Half Nekkid Christmas Gifts

There's a request from the HNT boss himself that instead of HNT pictures this week we give gifts to someone other than the people we know best and are closest to. Technically we are supposed to give them to other HNTers but well, I am just not very good at following rules. Since the gifts are virtual there is no limit.


Theresa's blog is called 'The Rain in Spain.' With a name like that I figure she might need a good umbrella.

Witnessing Am I is an amazingly talented writer. His poetry and vignettes so often take my breath away as he perfectly captures a moment in time. I know he is looking for a publisher. I'd give him one and make sure his book gets into the hands of as many people as possible.


Kfarmer has has a year of difficulty and sadnesses with some many people close to her suffering in so many ways. She's an absolute angel to her friends and family when they are in deepest need. I'd give her a much needed rest and a good bit of pampering.


After reading about an eel powered Christmas tree Mona wanted an eel of her own to use as a generator when her power goes out. Now how could I refuse her? This Christmas I am giving her a whole school of eels! (What IS the collective noun for eels? School? Flock? Pod? Murder? Shock? Ah, I like that...a shock of eels.)

27 comments:

S said...

I can deliver the eels to Mona for you!

HHNT missy and I will be in touch.

Polt said...

A shock of eels!!! LOVE IT! If that's NOT what they're called, it oughtta be!!! :)

HAPPY HNT!

BTExpress said...

A shock of eels is called a bunch, I think.

Anyway, very nice gifts. Happy HNT!

S said...

Oh Lime I almost forgot your gifts....

Helmet
Safety line harness
knee pads
bandaids
gift cert to physical therapy

Rebicmel said...

Excellent gifts Lime and wonderful thoughts about each. Have a great day today.

jillie said...

Those are great and wonderful gifts Lime!

Ewwww...a shock of eels. That just sounds ewy to me....they creep me out!

HHNT and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

xo

Dorky Dad said...

It's half naked Thursday already? Your week is earlier than mine ...

Great gifts, and a really good idea.

BTW ... I dig your new avatar.

Mark Leslie said...

A Shock of Eels - sounds like a great name for a band! Cool list of gifts, and since you broke Os's rules in the spirit of giving, I'm sure he'll forgive you. Happy HNT! (I love the cool new profile pic, BTW)

Mona said...

YYYYAAAYYY!!! My First Christmas Gift!!!

ROFLMAO!!!

Thank you so much Lime!!! I am getting whatever i want these days! I must be the luckiest person right now!

(((HUGS))) You are Great!

G-Man said...

Mona is very easy to satisfy!!
hahahaha...
I'd like a cookie please!
xoxoxox

SignGurl said...

*tosses Galen a cookie*

Haha! I'd love to see Susie carry that eel to India to give to Mona. It might be tough getting through security though.

SignGurl said...

P.S. I have left you something at my blog.

Suldog said...

Lime:

Just stopped by to wish you a very Merry Christmas!

Jim

Bunny said...

Wonderful wishes!!

A Merry Christmas to you, Mr. Lime, and the limelets!

lecram sinun said...

In my early morning stupor and at first glance I asked "Why does Lime have a pic of a penis on her blog?"

Lol... then I read it.... wonderful gifts... though I consider your presence here to be a wonderful gift to all of us... your readers! Cheers!

airplanejayne said...

hmm....a shock of eels....

perhaps I'll change the name of my toy....

Seamus said...

Great gifts!!!! HHNT Michelle!

witnessing am i said...

What a surprise!! I came here looking for a giggle, a laugh, a wonderful story, an insightful anectdote. I didn't know I would come here, humbled by your words, feeling a little half-nekkid.

Thank you so much, so very much.

RennyBA said...

What a great contribution! Maybe I should be glad we've not been into a Norwegian sauna yet after all :-)

RennyBA's Terella

Charles said...

Giggling... Great Generous Gorgeous Gifts, girl.

TorAa said...

I need to know your language better, without the help of dictionaries..
Why, 'cause I would like to comment your writing style.

i do underatand every single word and between lines, but to retranslate - hi, you america - me viking -same meanings but very differnt ways to express it - done it for more than 35 years...

Btw. Do not stress the last days before X-Mas

gab said...

A shock of eels yea I like it! LOL
Merry Christmas.

Cooper said...

That's an eel??? Not what my first thought was...jeez get yer mind out of the gutter cooper...

Queenie said...

What well thought out gifts Lime.

KFarmer said...

Thank you so much~ sitting her bawling my eye balls out... You are too kind. Thank you again~

Wishing you and all yours a very happy holiday with lots of bright cheer :)

The Zombieslayer said...

I've eaten eel on many occasions. Both freshwater and saltwater eel. I think the first time I ever ate eel was on vacation in New Zealand. It was smoked. Yummy!

Oh, she wanted it as a generator. Ok. I won't eat that one.

Palm Springs Savant said...

Lime- i hate eels.....