World Wide Meme

I stole this from Snavy.

[1.] Where was the first time you ever kissed the last person you kissed?

In the hospital when they placed him in my arms.

[2.] What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today (the day I actually filled this out)?

Being told I was loved.

[3.] What’s the number one thing that turns you on the most?

A sincere #2

[4.] Would you rather get up early or sleep in?

Do you really have to ask?

[5.] Tell me where you got each article of clothing you’re wearing?

Sweatshirt-center cabinet on my dresser, Yoga pants-bottom drawer of night stand. It's early, I haven't showered yet, hence the minimalist approach.

[6.] What’s the closest thing to you that is brown?

My eyes

[7.] What would you change about your life right now?

Probably the clothes I have on but it's laundry day and most of my stuff is dirty plus I need a shower first.

[8.] Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth?

Truth, always truth

[9.] What’s on your bedroom floor right now?

Dustbunnies

[10.] Who was the last person you got into an argument with?

Diana

[11.] Do you trust people?

Depends on the people

[12.] If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?

Maybe a little to the left.

[13.] Have you ever been out of the country?

Have you not ever read this blog before?

[14.] Could you go a day without eating?

Oh yeah. And given what the scale says I should probably go many days without eating.

[15.] How much do looks matter to you?

Am I giving them or getting them? Are they dirty looks or flirty looks?

[17.] When was the last time you had your hair cut?

Gah! In September and the hairdresser HACKED it. I came out looking like I said, 'Listen, I have curly hair but I really don't want anyone to know I have curly hair. Please make me look as boring as possible. Take all the joy and fun out of my wild mop.' It was the kind of haircut that started my initial phobia of hairdressers. Respect the curls, man!

[18.] Would you rather be mad or sad?

Why do I have to be either?

[19.] Does it take a lot to make you cry?

It takes a lot for me to be willing to let you see or hear me cry.

[20.] What’s the best feeling in the world?

Being in the arms of a man who loves me.

[21.] Are you close with your mom?

About 90 miles

[22.] Are your parents strict?

I'm 39 years old for crying out loud, what are they going to do? Ground me?

[23.] Do you tell your parents everything?

Nope

[24.] Would you rather be a bird or a fish?

Bird

[25.] Name fears you have….?

Herbert, Cuthbert, Griselda, Bertine....I figured I'd give them names I don't like very much.

[26.] If you need to go to the store a block away, do you walk or drive?

Why on earth would I drive???

[27.] Does the thought of marriage scare you?

Depends upon the marriage.

[28.] How many kids do you want?

You mean more than the 3 I have now?

[29.] What’s your favourite colour to wear?

Tie dye, duh!

[30.] Who was the last person in your bedroom besides you?

You're assuming no one is there now...

[31.] What are you doing tonight?

What or who?

[32.] Would you rather be rich & sad or poor & happy?

Is there some rule against being rich and happy?

Hey, where did #33 go?

[34.] What would you do if you found a dragon egg?

Make a magical omelet!

[35.] Do you get bored easily?

I tend to avoid people with big needles and I have kind of thick skin. So I guess that means no.

[36.] What’s something that someone can do that really bothers you?

Admittedly this is very petty, but when someone eats loudly it makes me insane. How the hell do you eat applesauce, pudding, and yogurt LOUDLY? They are SOFT foods that don't even require teeth!

[37.] Did you ever want to change your name when you were younger?

Yes, I disliked having a name so common there were 4 of us in a class. I've never enjoyed being one of the herd. Not that it's a bad name or anything.

[38.] Do you wish you were famous?

Well, I guess it beats being infamous or notorious. I'm generally content with relative obscurity though.

[39.] Do you make a wish at 11:11?

Why would I do that?

[40.] When you’re at the beach, do you swim or lay out more?

I read until I am sweating to death, go in the water until I shiver, then go back to reading.

[41.] Who is the last text message you received from and what did it say?

None of your business, you nosy thing.

[42.] What are you freakishly obsessed with?

One woman's freakishness is another woman's normal.

[44.] Do you like going to the mall to shop or just shopping online?

I don't like shopping in any context really.

[45.] Can music affect your mood?

Definitely

[46.] What piercings do you want?

My enemies hoisted on a petard....oh wait, that's not really what you meant is it?

[47.] What tattoos do you want?

Edible ones.

[48.] Have you ever been in a cave?

Yes, every time I enter my children's room I wait for the bats to fly and for some slimy thing to crawl out and grab my ankle.

[49] Have you ever eaten a bug?

Voluntarily or involuntarily?

[50.] Are you holding back telling someone how you really feel about them?

Yes, because they prefer to smile at lies rather than cry at the truth.