Rather a while ago I was given a bunch of awards. I thought maybe I finally ought to dust them off and acknowledge them. San declared me fun to read. VE, Trooper Thorn, and Suldog are certainly fun and silly reads but I am thinking the little girl on the bench might be an insult to their manhood.
Gman and Mona gave me this award. Looks a lot classier than I do in my tie dyes. Palm Springs Savant is probably the classiest person on my blogroll. He has weekly art posts and he always looks so dapper (but I'd love to see him in a tie dyed ascot!).
Mooseklahl, Maddy, Breazy, and Tor all felt I was worthy of this little bauble. It looks like it would hurt if it fell on my foot while I was dusting it on the mantle. Jocelyn and San certainly deserve this, though I hope it doesn't fall on their feet either. I'd avoid that danger by not dusting.
Kathryn was very sweet and called me a must see blog. And really everyone else I ever read and comment on deserves this...otherwise I wouldn't be reading and commenting on you.
Kathryn also had a couple of memes I had to steal. Granted this all occurred rather a while ago but here goes...
This is the "Finish the sentence with the 1st thought that comes to your mind" meme.
I believe...in magic.
I fought....the law and the law won.
I am angered...by injustice.
I love...a rainy night.
I need...you. I need you I neeeeeeed you. (Though I absolutely loathe the song that line comes from.)
I take...'em as they come.
I hear... a Who.
I drink...I get drunk, I fall down, no problem. (Ok, not true. I am, if you haven't figured it out yet, filling this out with a lot of slogans, quotes, and lines from songs.)
I hate...canned peas, liver, and oysters.
I use...minty fresh Scope (actually I am a Listerine girl)
I want...you. I want you I waaaaaaaant you. (Even though I STILL hate that song.)
I like...big butts and I cannot lie.
I feel...with my fingers.
I wear...my heart on my sleeve.
I left...my heart in San Francisco. (I've been sleeveless ever since.)
I do...(Two words but a long sentence.)
I hope...you don't mind...I hope you don't mind...
I dream....of Jeannie.
I drive...6 white horses when I come.
I listen...to the walls.
I type...by the Columbus Method (find a key and land on it)
I think....therefore I am.
I wish...you well.
I am...woman. Hear me roar.
I regret...to inform you I didn't have any better ideas for posts today.
I care...fully open at other end.
I should...have known better.
I said...stop tormenting your brother/sister/me.
I wonder.... wonder, wonder, wonder who? Who wrote the book of love?
I changed...a ton of diapers before my youngest was potty trained.
I cry...you a river.
I lose...my mind.
I leave...on a jet plane.
This is the "Finish the sentence with the first WORD that comes to mind" meme.
Where is your cell phone? Desk
Your significant other? Away
Your hair? Mop
Your mother? Energetic
Your father? Rebellious
Your favorite thing? Chocolatecoveredsex
Your dream last night? Scary
Your favorite drink? Wet
Your dream goal? Sigh...
The room you are in? Living
Your ex? Angry
Your fear? Deadkids
Where do you want to be in six years? Earth
Where were you last night? Bed
What are you not? Thin
One of your wish list items? Orgasm
Where you grew up? Purple
The last thing you did? E-mail
What are you wearing? Smile
Your TV? Off
Your pets? Dead
Your computer? Black
Your life? Unexpected
Your mood? Meh
Missing someone? Always
Your Car? Dented
Something you are not wearing? Flippers
Favorite store? Book
Your summer? Odd
Like someone? Who?
Your favorite color? Tie-dye
When was the last time you laughed? Spongebob
Last time you cried? Nightmare