What time is it ?
9 Aug '07 3:20 PM
9 Aug '07 3:20 PM
What are you most afraid of ?
That big, green, scaled thing with fangs that's peering over your shoulder.
What is the most recent movie that you have seen in a Theater ?
Australia. I'd pay money to go watch Hugh Jackman give a dramatic reading of a soup can label.
Favourite Food?
Have I not sufficiently conveyed how delectable I find Hugh Jackman?
What's your natural hair color ?
Salt and Pepper
Ever been to Alaska ?
Nope, but I hear Moose's guest room is ready.
Ever been toilet paper rolling?
I have been toilet paper UNrolling.
Love someone so much it made you cry?
Oh yesBeen in a car accident?
Multiple times, not something I care to repeat ever again, thank you very much. Croutons or bacon bits?
On salad or in soup? Are the croutons made from rye, whole wheat, or white bread? What are they seasoned with? Are the bacon bits real bacon or fake? If they are real have they been fried hard or are they soggy?Favourite day of the week?
For what purpose? Sleeping in or actually accomplishing something? Being alone or connecting with someone I like?Favourite Flower?
For Mommy bouquets the little kids bring in from the yard? For fresh cut on the table? For in my hair? For weddings? For funerals?Favourite sport to watch?
Well, once I had great fun watching pig races from atop a septic tank.
Favourite drink?
To imbibe for the sake of slaking thirst or for a toast? To chug or to sip? To throw in the face of some pig (not the racing variety)?Disney or Warner Brothers?
I've never met Walt or the brothers so I don't feel it would be fair to comment on their respective personalities.
Ever been on a ship?
What colour is your bedroom carpet?
No carpet, just hard wood, which is a most lovely thing to have in the bedroom, or any room for that matter....;)
How many times did you fail your driver's test?
What do you do when you are bored ?
Well no one has ever used a large diameter drill bit on me but I assume I'd bleed profusely, scream quite a bit, and try very hard to make it stop.Favourite TV show?
You are assuming I ever have control of the remote.How many pets do you have?
I haven't been pet in a long while
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The rooster did and the hen was sorely disappointed!
Time this survey ended?
December 2, 2008 8:31 am
December 2, 2008 8:31 am
27 comments:
Seems to be more questions were asked than answered, but you are a trip, Lime!
LOL Thanks for the laughs! I am feeling you on the one about your fave tv shows.
Have a good day! :)
It's too bad you havent been bored. I suppose a large drill bit might make you scream, but as for bleeding that's only supposed to happen once.
Sorry. I just couldn't let that one pass by.
Love your sense of humor, my dear. . . completely sideways. . .
And hey, you started this on our 27th anni!
As re getting bored, don't ever see the movie, Pi. . .
And sorry about yer hen. . . ;)
LMAO @ Rooster!!!!
real men (and women) eat real bacon bits
cocotte, trip as in journey, trip as in stumble, or trip as psychedelia?
breazy, sad state of affairs sometimes isn't it?
nyd, i was wondering if anyone would make mention of that particular answer. thanks for not disappointing?
desmond, happy belated 27th anniversary she said as she scuttled along sideways like a crab
cheesy, yeah the rooster laughed too until the hen got her revenge....coq au vin anyone?
furiousball, that's righT! puts hair on yer chest...which reminds me....i'm out of razors...
Excellent...bored....such a wit with words...i bow to your masterful vocab usage!
LOL! Thank you for adding a ray of sunshine on an overcast day.
My my, but ain't you Socratic?
I shared your "bored" answer with my cubicle-mates.
The rooster did! HAHAHAHA!!!
Your memes are the MOST fun! :)
The Rooster came first? hahaha you are a stich.
I think I see a new profession for you if the Library thing does not pan out. A Lawyer would be a perfect fit for you with the way you avoid every question by asking other questions. Yep, it might be a perfect fit. But first... can you lie? If not than maybe a Lawyer is not so perfect.
Oh and since you mentioned it in you comments back to people, I do not have a problem with the remote. Of course it could be the fact that I am a household of one.
I would never throw my drink in somebody's face! I would sip mine calmly until they put their glass down THEN I'd throw their drink in their face. Bastard roosters.
I would never throw my drink in somebody's face! I would sip mine calmly until they put their glass down THEN I'd throw their drink in their face. Bastard roosters.
I would never throw my drink in somebody's face! I would sip mine calmly until they put their glass down THEN I'd throw their drink in their face. Bastard roosters.
I like your answers, Lime. I especially like the answers that are questions. But for the life of me, I do not know why you find my big green scaly friend so unnerving.
I am convinced: we shall overthrow Lichtenstein and the Golden Phallus will figure quite prominently in our strategy. That and a brigade of disappointed hens who will bore the citizenry to death. With the Golden Phallus of course.
Ah, God, if there's one thing I missed while I was on vacation, it was you. I'm never going on vacation again. As a matter of fact, I'll be over tonight. Have a bowl full of bacon bits ready, please.
cooper, my equal in meme shredding. i humbly thank you
lecram, glad to be of service!
craver, socratic, sarcastic, potato potahto...hope your cubemates chuckled
kat, so glad you enjoyed
barman, can i lie? well i do find my bed quite comfy.
cathy, you, my dear, are soooo right. excellent point.
san, well i am glad to know he's a friend. i feel much more at ease now. you will make a brilliant co-president for life when we rule lichtenstein.
suldog, i would hate to deprive you of vacation so how about next time you just plan it for my neck of the woods....i'll keep you well supplied in bacon bits. what does your wife like?
NOW I understand....
My exhusband wasn't just a dick -- he was a rooster!!!!
I think it's time to take control of the remote. It's a much better world with those buttons at your fingertips.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The rooster did and the hen was sorely disappointed!
LOL! I'm stealing that next time I get asked that.
As for croutons vs bacon bits - both.
As always...thanks for putting the smile on my face :)
The dingy and the rooster are making me giggle.
Way to whip out a quick meme there, lovey. Totally with you on the bacon bits and croutons questions.
That's a mighty long time to be working on a meme.
JUST ANSWER THE FRICKING QUESTIONS!!!!
apj, i am soooo sorry
fred, i gave up that fight many years ago. i have bigger fish to fry
zs, glad i could provide you with a fun comeback
moose, you are more than welcome
jocelyn, the crouton/bacon issue requires clarification. it's too important.
citizen, incredible time waster, huh?
gman, do i detect a bit of irritation?
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