Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Because I'm Busy Keeping Rugrats From Eating GLue

You're getting quizzes today.

You Are Highly Colorful

You are intensely alive and very passionate.
(Well, I have a pulse at least.)

You are optimistic about the world and about people. (Life is a whirling cesspool of doom and despair.)

You feel very connected to others, and you tend to be a harmonizing force.
(Unless of course I open my mouth and attempt to sing. The results are anything but harmonious.)

You are vibrant and receptive. You are ready for whatever the world has to offer you.
(Wait the batteries need to be charged...Oh, you said vibrant, not vibrate...nevermind.)

You Are an Ice Cream Sandwich

You are well grounded, reliable, and very balanced. (Give me an ice cream sandwich for every hand and I will be balanced.)

You love to work hard, but you also know how to take it easy. (Taking it easy sounds nice.)

People might be surprised to know you have a very goofy side to you. (Anyone who would be surprised by that has not been paying attention at all.)

You like to let loose and have fun. You just don't let yourself go too crazy! (Define crazy.)

You Are Confident

You are self-assured and together. You have high self esteem. (I fake it well, anyway.)

Other people see you as outgoing, hyper, and even a bit overwhelming. (Hyper? Are you kidding me? Not a chance.)

Your ideal romantic relationship is unconventional, wild, and very public. (Let's get naked, paint ourselves head to toe and ride unicycles while juggling.)

You do best in tasks that require you to be flexible, creative, and playful. (see above.)

Your Sunglasses Say You're a Fashionista
(You have GOT to be kidding.)

You are classy, refined, and well mannered.
(Excuse me while I stifle guffaws.)

Your sense of fashion is based on what looks good on you and what is timeless. (Birkenstocks and tie dye are on every major fashion runway, right?)

You need to be shaded from rude people and the trials of everyday life. (You make me sound like Scarlett O'Hara. About the only similarity is that I own a corset.)

You feel sunniest when you can retreat to your home or favorite cafe (Sounds kinda shady to me.)

You Are Bettie Page

Girl next door with a wild streak

You're a famous beauty - with unique look
(Bwahahahaha! Unique perhaps.)

And the people like you are cultish about it
(The Cult of Lime, eh? I will have to work up some sort of initiation rites.)

You Are Asparagus
(Asparagus is an aphrodisiac??? For whom? People who like funny smelling urine?)

You're not exactly subtle. You seduce people by being highly suggestive. (Hhmm, they may be onto something here.)

And surprisingly, it works. Your outrageous ways are very appealing. (I dunno, how's it doing for you now?)

You always try to look as sexy as possible. Even if it means being a bit inappropriate. (Right, allow me to refer you again to the tie dye and Birks thing, not to mention the unruly mop of hair and lack of makeup.)

You somehow always manage turn the vibe sexual. You have more fun when everyone is being naughty! (That's what she said. )


misticblu said...

Exactly as i imagined you: a sexually suggestive, rainbow colored, asparagus flavored ice cream sandwich with a cult following!

snowelf said...

Oh, they just have you all wrong.

hehehe! :D


Jazz said...


Well. OK then.

Maybe these psychological tests aren't all that accurate? Who knew?

Craver Vii said...

Mmmmmm... we loves them ice cream sandwiches!

Desmond Jones said...

Mmmmmm. . . I love asparagus. . . (and I'm told it ain't just yer urine that it turns funny-tasting, uh, -smelling)

And listen, where do I sign up to join the Cult of Lime?


NYD said...

I have seen you in sunglasses.
Fashionista is not how I would have described it. And your tresses remind me more of Jimmy Page than Betty. But you are sweet and deserve an Eskimo pie instead of a simple ice cream sandwich.

Oh, and... Let them eat paste!

Ananda girl said...

Hahahahaha! Lots of giggles here... from yours, from mine. And you know, when it said I was chocolate...

because of you, lovely lime, I immediately thought about spreading myself all over Hugh Jackman!

Logophile said...

It was I was Bettie Page too, but claims I am wine. You know lately, that might be true, but I dont know how zexy my version is,
(whine whine)

Have a fun day!

secret agent woman said...

Spiritual watercolor. "You may not have found the meaning of life, but you try to approach it with as much optimism as possible." They've pbvioously not read my last post.
he next test shit my computer down!

Beach Bum said...

(Let's get naked, paint ourselves head to toe and ride unicycles while juggling.)

Throw in the wearing of funny hats while singing bluegrass and it sounds like fun.

Breazy said...

Hey Lime...how are you? Sorry I haven't been here in a while but things have been different here lately.

Good luck with the rugrats and the glue!

Palm Springs Savant said...

these are fun Lime. You are the Queen of Quizzes today.

airplanejayne said...

Well -- I think they're all right

-cept for the sunglasses one. Definite blogfart there.

Mona said...

all is good! ( if you believe in the :D)

Lolly said...

Ending it with a good laugh (I also read down a couple more posts) I think I'll call it a day!
Good luck this week!

Jocelyn said...

With great love, I, too, stifled a giggle at the "classy, refined" one.

I've learned from my students that the word "classy" is never used rightly or well these days, and if something's called "classy," that's because it ain't. I had one student argue in his paper about a subculture that "strippers are actually surprisingly classy."

Maybe in their off-hours...but on-the-job kind of negates the class.

(M)ary said...

i really can't imagine myself getting horny by eating asparagus, especially the way i cook it (or overcook it as i usually do!)

Malicious Intent said...

I like glue.