You Are Highly Colorful |
 You are intensely alive and very passionate. (Well, I have a pulse at least.) You are optimistic about the world and about people. (Life is a whirling cesspool of doom and despair.) You feel very connected to others, and you tend to be a harmonizing force. (Unless of course I open my mouth and attempt to sing. The results are anything but harmonious.) You are vibrant and receptive. You are ready for whatever the world has to offer you. (Wait the batteries need to be charged...Oh, you said vibrant, not vibrate...nevermind.) |
You Are an Ice Cream Sandwich |
 You are well grounded, reliable, and very balanced. (Give me an ice cream sandwich for every hand and I will be balanced.) You love to work hard, but you also know how to take it easy. (Taking it easy sounds nice.) People might be surprised to know you have a very goofy side to you. (Anyone who would be surprised by that has not been paying attention at all.) You like to let loose and have fun. You just don't let yourself go too crazy! (Define crazy.) |
You Are Confident |
 You are self-assured and together. You have high self esteem. (I fake it well, anyway.) Other people see you as outgoing, hyper, and even a bit overwhelming. (Hyper? Are you kidding me? Not a chance.) Your ideal romantic relationship is unconventional, wild, and very public. (Let's get naked, paint ourselves head to toe and ride unicycles while juggling.) You do best in tasks that require you to be flexible, creative, and playful. (see above.) |
Your Sunglasses Say You're a Fashionista (You have GOT to be kidding.) |
 You are classy, refined, and well mannered. (Excuse me while I stifle guffaws.) Your sense of fashion is based on what looks good on you and what is timeless. (Birkenstocks and tie dye are on every major fashion runway, right?) You need to be shaded from rude people and the trials of everyday life. (You make me sound like Scarlett O'Hara. About the only similarity is that I own a corset.) You feel sunniest when you can retreat to your home or favorite cafe (Sounds kinda shady to me.) |
You Are Bettie Page |
 Girl next door with a wild streak You're a famous beauty - with unique look (Bwahahahaha! Unique perhaps.) And the people like you are cultish about it (The Cult of Lime, eh? I will have to work up some sort of initiation rites.) |
You Are Asparagus (Asparagus is an aphrodisiac??? For whom? People who like funny smelling urine?) |
 You're not exactly subtle. You seduce people by being highly suggestive. (Hhmm, they may be onto something here.) And surprisingly, it works. Your outrageous ways are very appealing. (I dunno, how's it doing for you now?) You always try to look as sexy as possible. Even if it means being a bit inappropriate. (Right, allow me to refer you again to the tie dye and Birks thing, not to mention the unruly mop of hair and lack of makeup.) You somehow always manage turn the vibe sexual. You have more fun when everyone is being naughty! (That's what she said. ) |
