In the Good Old Memer Time.

I stole this from Elle Dubya.

You’re about to get into the Cash Cab in NYC. You can choose any two or three people (from your actual life) to be with you. Name the people with you and why?
Well, G-man bills himself as Mr. Knowitall and I have to say so far I have found him to live up to that. Logophile and Susie are my old pals from my trivia room days and showed themselves to be darned impressive in that area too so I am thinking the four of us would be a formidable team.

The TV gods have appeared before you in the form of a burning remote. They instruct you to select any canceled television show to be returned to the airwaves. You do, however, have to make your case to them. What show, what’s your argument in favor?
The test pattern and the playing of the national anthem before station sign-off broadcast in technicolor analog transmission on a floor model television the size of a kitchen stove which requires a half hour to warm up and someone standing on one foot wearing a tinfoil hat while holding rabbit ears trying to get good reception. The value here is self evident and needs no argument.

It’s not summer in Limeville (or your city of origin, or your favorite city if you wish) without _______________?

The annual Running of the Balls. Ok, ok, technically that's a Spring ritual but Spring comes before Summer.

The best summer accessory in your repertoire is?

"Repertoire" refers to a set of skills possessed by individuals in a given field or to a group of works which may be performed. So if you are suggesting the feather boa imbedded with blinky lights, neon green top hat, or velvet-covered swim fins found in my home possess skills or intend to perform by themselves I may have to refer you for help with your vocabulary or to a psychiatrist for mental health evaluation since in animate objects can't do demonstrate skill or perform. If, on the other hand, you are suggesting I have BEEN an accessory in aiding or abetting a felon in the aforementioned crimes of fashion before or after the fact I will have to plead the 5th with regard to that particular skill set in my repertoire.

It took you a while to get on board with the _______________ trend but once you did, you don’t know how you lived without it.

Mariachi Jacket paired with neoprene pants

The song to which you are embarrassed to admit that you know all of the words?

Axel F by Harold Faltermeyer

The memory you would love to create this summer is?
It involves Hugh Jackman and a vat of chocolate.

According to Confucius, real knowledge exists in the understanding of what one doesn’t know. What don’t you know?
Calculus, semaphore, why anyone who isn't in imminent danger of death by starvation would ever eat canned peas, the words to the national anthem of Swaziland, how to construct a functioning trebuchet. The list goes on and on.

Your favorite memory of summer is?
Being taken to swim in the nice salty ocean after I had scratched myself raw during a particularly horrid case of poison ivy which literally covered me from head to toe. Good times...

What question do you wish were included in this meme?
The $64,000 one. I am sure I could have gotten it right.