Monday, September 28, 2009

It's the Most Wonderful Time of theYear

It's when I consume several thousand calories in a few hours with no guilt because it's followed by walking around during that same time period so I can see all sorts of crazy sights, people watch to my heart's content, see what the hottest new "As Seen on TV" trends are, and witness some of the most gigantic testicles ever. This year I got to do it all in the rain, get hit on by a guy whose IQ and number of teeth are probably close to equal, and end the day by being strapped into a giant slingshot. Sounds like fun, huh? Today every muscle from the neck down is sore, I have a bunch of blisters, but I am happy.

If you want to know what the heck I am talking about, to read the details, and to see pictures pray I can make my camera and my computer play nice. Then come back tomorrow.

16 comments:

Mona said...

now what!

I hope things are all right with you!

Take care!

Desmond Jones said...

County fair?

Cocotte said...

Wait.....I know! You went to that German village in Michigan, ate tons of apple kuchen and weinerschnitzel and then to Bronner's Xmas Wonderland??

Word veri: fatte

EmBee said...

"get hit on by a guy whose IQ and number of teeth are probably close to equal"

You were in Elkton?

NYD said...

I will come back tomorrow, but for the time being I will allow my imagination to deliberate upon a set of gargantuan testicles and hope that in my dream of dreams they belong to me.

Have a good night's rest and we'll see you in the morning.

Desmond Jones said...

Awww, Cocotte. . . You know Frankenmuth! We've had some happy times there. . .

Altho, for those of us who know just a smattering of German, 'wienerschnitzel' can come off sounding the least bit, uh, terrifying, in the context of 'gigantic testicles'. . .

Suldog said...

I don't know, Lime. Anytime I see testicles and slingshots mentioned in the same post, I do not picture something happy happening...

lecram said...

Must be county fair time... ours is coming up soon too! Though I will probably shorten my time on earth I am craving deep fried anything... especially if it's on a stick. :)

Cheers!

G-Man said...

You went to Euro Disney?

Jazz said...

Sounds like... erm... fun?

RennyBA's Terella said...

Hhhhmmmmm.... guess I just have to come back tomorrow :-)

(M)ary said...

tease! (-:

will be back tomorrow to find out whats up.

Craver Vii said...

Can't figure it out. Holdin my breath 'till tomorrow.

Ananda girl said...

Oh dear, what did you do to tick off the big guy with the low IQ?

for a different kind of girl said...

Sounds like our state fair, only at a cooler, less humid time of year!

Beach Bum said...

...get hit on by a guy whose IQ and number of teeth are probably close to equal...

I completely disassociate myself with anyone from South Carolina making a fool of themselves anywhere else in the country or world. I easily get in enough trouble all by myself.