Wednesday, April 14, 2010

And Now a Meme

Write some lyrics from the song you're listening to?
You mean new lyrics?

Do you open up to people easily?
My eyes? My mind? My arms? Or my legs? It all depends...

Has anyone given you a compliment today?
Someone said I was demented, another said I was jiggly. Both of those statements could be taken as compliments or insults depending on who said them.

What do your friends call you?
Do they want to remain my friends?

Has anyone upset you in the last week?
I have a pretty low center of gravity so I'm fairly stable.

What usually causes your relationships to end?
Beheading

What's the best thing about you?
My extreme humility

Do you think you would be a good parent?
Would be? I think we are well past the theoretical stage already.

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with?
Define "conversation."

Whats your favorite drink?
The blood of my enemies

Do you miss anyone?
Only if the scope on my rifle isn't properly sighted in

What were you doing at 3 AM this morning?
Slumbering blissfully

Is your room clean?
Clean enough to live in, dirty enough to be happy.

What are you going to do tomorrow?
Let me get through today before I decide, Ok?

What is in store for your future?
I have a future in storage?

12 comments:

Cricket said...

I've got to hand it to you. Once more, you have elevated some silly meme to high comedy. Thanks. This morning, a good laugh was just the thing.

I find the blood of my enemies is improved by a little vodka and horseradish.

Suldog said...

You are dementedly jiggly! I bow to thee, Queen Of The Memes!

Michelle H. said...

This is what I call meme answers!

"Clean enough to live in, dirty enough to be happy."

Brilliant! I'm making that into a plaque and hanging it on my apartment door. (you want tax me on it, will you?)

Craig said...

I would like very much to continue to be your friend, and never become your enemy. . . 'cuz just for the time being, I'm fond of such blood as I have coursing thru my veins. . .

And I thank you for opening your mind to me, such as you have; I would welcome the day to come when we can open our eyes upon each other. The other one, I'll leave to the gentleman who has made the requisite commitments. . .

Craver Vii said...

Jiggly in the brain = demented.

Gee, I've never tasted the blood of my enemies. Mind if I have a sip from your goblet?

Jazz said...

The Queen of the meme strikes again!

I can't help but wonder who writes these things, they sound like they're written by 15 year olds.

S said...

I am not sure I agree about your low center of gravity...but if you rear evens out the girls, yes, that oughta keep you standing!

Me, I fall over all the time...

It's my big head...

:P

Craig said...

The arms! I forgot the arms! . . .

We can do the arms when we do the eyes, OK?

;)

VE said...

I don't know where you get all these memes but you knocked another one out of the park...and I do think you have a future in storage...

G-Man said...

I call you Michelle Trini Limey Aussi!!!
But I may call you Meesh...

secret agent woman said...

I don't like to keep my future in storage because I'm afraid it will get moldy.

Jocelyn said...

I believe the Dept of Homeland Security has its eye on you, after these answers...