It's late. I finally finished decorating the tree and sat down to try to post and had all sorts of computer issues. I need to tuck my tired self into bed but here's a little idea for a quick post. It calls for audience participation if it's going to be any fun at all.
I'm going to list something I want for Christmas. The next commenter will grant that wish but with a twist. Then they will add their own wish which will be granted in a wacky way by the next commenter.
Lime: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
Suldog: Wish granted but they are giant walrus tusks. Dear Santa, I'd like all the fruitcake I could ever eat.
Secret Agent Woman: Wish granted but it's been made with the floor sweepings of all you local dive bars...empty peanut shells and cigarette butts included. All I want is an all expense paid vacation to the Caribbean.
G-man: Wish granted, here's your ticket to Port au Prince. Dear Santa, may I have....
Everyone understand? Ok, here goes.
All I want for Christmas is Hugh Jackman wearing a bow.