Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Dress Meme Up

It's been a while since Empress Lime and Queen Mimi collaborated.  Given this week's topic I'm not sure what the poor queen will think but here goes...

Welcome to the Queen's Meme

11 Royal Questions on Tuesday

The Prissy Meme

1. What is your favorite lipstick color and why?
 Chartreuse, it's attention getting, no?

2.  How long does it take you to get ready to go to work in the morning?
You asking about just personal grooming time or about the taxiing duties, dinner prep prior to a 10 hour day, feeding of myself, waiting for hot water tank to fill up after 2 teens drain it, packing of lunch, and heck even the necessary stretches required to sufficiently lubricate the joints of one overly abused body in order to move through all those activities before I can even attend to personal hygiene?

3. Do you have your nails professionally done? Mani? Pedi?
I thought being nailed professionally was only legal in Nevada.  That's a bit far for me to go since I live on the East Coast.

4. Tell us about your latest spa experience - real or imagined.
Last item on this list.

5. Is there something you'd like to change about your appearance? Would you ever have cosmetic surgery? I'd like to be appearing in Hugh Jackman's embrace.  Cosmetic surgery?  I don't even own make-up and refuse to dye my hair.  Are you smoking crack to ask me that?

6. How do you take care of your skin?
I take it off and hang it to air out each night.

7. Tell us your secrets for vibrant, shiny, healthy-looking hair.
Polyacrylic laminate

8.  What is your favorite fragrance?

9.  Everyone has a certain color they love to wear. What is yours?
Have you ever LOOKED at my avatar here?

10. Do you have ink?
Do I look like a squid?

11.  How would you describe your personal style?
Flipping off the fashion industry


G-Man said...

Arousal....By Revlon?

G-Man said...

Yahtzee...By G-Man
hahahahaha!! Bitches!!!!!

Craig said...

1) I like my lips (and my woman's) naked. . .

8) That's my favorite fragrance, too. . . But yeef, I don't know about saying so in public. . .

Anonymous said...

so your favorite color to wear is eyeball?????

Logophile said...

love it!

I think I may steal it.

Kat said...

Gotta love your memes! Always hilarious!

Tie dye is definitely your favorite color. Every time I see it I think of you. :)

Nessa said...

and I thought I was the only one that flipped em off! i stick my tongue out at them too just for good measure

Hilary said...

Hilarious. You never fail to evoke a laugh.. sometimes even a guffaw. ;)

clean and crazy said...

this was a trat to read, always fun stopping by

snowelf said...

Lime, I had to play this one too.

I watched X-men with Shorty over the weekend and thought of you. I wonder why... ;)


Susan in the Boonies said...

Best answer for me?

"Do I look like a squid?".

Hello!!! Totally the answer I would have given!!!

Mimi Lenox said...


Thanks for playing this week. Please come again. I enjoyed the laughs.

Suldog said...

As I said somewhere or another recently, concerning you: One of the wittiest people I know. This gives me no reason to back off of that statement.